October 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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(Civil War breaks out) Fuck this, I’m starting a pretzel company
October 19, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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~Blair - Pretzel Pose~
It took all of Blair's willpower not to immediately squirt on Barbie after being complimented so thoroughly.
It took all of Blair's willpower not to immediately squirt on Barbie after being complimented so thoroughly.
October 21, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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My kingdom* for a mall pretzel.
*hole
*hole
October 22, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Ever since I was a little boy I knew I wanted to get a hot buttered soft pretzel from the mall
October 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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My straight friends will be like "I just met the hottest guy!" and it's not even a dapper skeleton with a curious pretzel.
October 22, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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"These pigeons stole my pretzel. Please kill five of them for me."
October 21, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Isn't it better to just find a good candidate instead of having to twist yourself into a pretzel to explain why the "accidental" Nazi tattoos might be fine. I bet there are some people in Maine who don't have Nazi tattoos, accidental or otherwise. Mills shouldn't run either.
October 21, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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@SouthwestAirlines The pilot on my flight shouted “crumb time” and crawled down the entire airplane cabin on his belly like a snake licking everyone’s pretzel crumbs off the floor
October 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Hilarious if Hunter Biden's lawyers file an amicus brief and the SCOTUS majority painfully disappears into a pretzel singularity
October 20, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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October 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Eva will have a pretzel with cheese sauce, a hot dog, mango sorbet and an ice water thx
October 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Who ordered the puppy pretzel? It’s ready!!
💕 #nsfwsky #sub #puppygirl #puppyplay #goonette #gooner #gooning #altgirl #pierced #daddykink #ddlg #princess #babygirl #cage #praiseknk #agegap #submissive #breedable #goonsky #goth #titties #thicc #curvy #chubby #ass #bigass #tease #teasing 💕
💕 #nsfwsky #sub #puppygirl #puppyplay #goonette #gooner #gooning #altgirl #pierced #daddykink #ddlg #princess #babygirl #cage #praiseknk #agegap #submissive #breedable #goonsky #goth #titties #thicc #curvy #chubby #ass #bigass #tease #teasing 💕
October 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Critty in her kitchen whipping up comfort food.
Which means Ive never made like this before and Im trying new things.
Steak and cheese on pretzel bun with the fajita blend.
Like a pretzel Philly burger thing.
Idk but it sounds fuckin comforting
Which means Ive never made like this before and Im trying new things.
Steak and cheese on pretzel bun with the fajita blend.
Like a pretzel Philly burger thing.
Idk but it sounds fuckin comforting
October 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Chronic pain hours, but I've just medicated and I'm nestled into the pretzel of my body pillow under a flat sheet, a duvet, AND a comforter making indecent contentment noises.
October 20, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Vietor made Buttigieg bend like a pretzel over basic questions about Israel-Palestine but had an insightful conversation with Adam Smith so I get the feeling that the worse stuff comes about when the interview is transparently hyper ambitious and running for something.
October 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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🍔🍲🧅🥓🥨 Cheeseburger soup with onion bacon relish and pretzel croutons #soupszn 🍽️
October 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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I just got some goodies from spirit Halloween… get excited for 5 days of Halloween with me 🥺💕
Tags: #nsfw #realnsfw #horny #bdsm #stoner #submissive #goon #gooning #chubby #tits #petplay #ddlg #daddykink #sellingcontent #thighs #smokekink #spitkink #praisekink #sizekink #agegap #puppy
Tags: #nsfw #realnsfw #horny #bdsm #stoner #submissive #goon #gooning #chubby #tits #petplay #ddlg #daddykink #sellingcontent #thighs #smokekink #spitkink #praisekink #sizekink #agegap #puppy
October 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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I see you, folks, and I would like to offer you a chocolate covered pretzel.
October 17, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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Wow. Just wow. Karl does a decent job trying to get at the truth as Mike Johnson turns himself into a pretzel.
KARL: I mean, you could swear in Adelita Grijalva tomorrow, right?
MIKE JOHNSON: No, not tomorrow. We couldn't. We wouldn't.
MIKE JOHNSON: No, not tomorrow. We couldn't. We wouldn't.
October 19, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Impossible burger with smoked gouda romaine lettuce, avocado, tomato, sautéed onion and garlic aioli on toasted pretzel bun. Sides are glazed tricolor carrots and homemade air-fried sweet potato fries.
#vegan #veganfood #veganburger
#vegan #veganfood #veganburger
October 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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God made three things in her image
1. The pb&j
2. pretzel bread
3. burgers
1. The pb&j
2. pretzel bread
3. burgers
October 22, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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If I were an alien studying humans, I would think sitting cross legged was the most adorable thing ever and would constantly be on the lookout for the cute pretzel sit.
October 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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