#NuclearKnockKnock #NotSoHappyIndependence #PowerPlantProblems #SatireSizzle #DiplomaticDrama By: TheJestPress.com and Sponsored by: In a development that has left international onlookers scratching their heads and re-Googling “Chernobyl 2.0,” Moscow has announced that Kyiv decided to celebrate Ukraine’s Independence Day by allegedly lobbing a few presents—missiles, they say—at a nuclear power plant. When asked why Ukraine would risk creating a real-life fallout version of “Call of Duty” right on its doorstep, Moscow shrugged and muttered something about “historical tradition” and a “festive atmosphere.” Sources in the Kremlin then reportedly attempted to light sparklers, but set off the fire alarm instead.