Working in the office 5 days a week really sharpens my survival skills. I can now navigate the coffee machine, dodge awkward small talk, and decipher the sacred lunch fridge codes all in one day! 🏢💼☕️ #OfficeSurvivor #WorkLife

📞 Me calling HR on a Wednesday:
“Hi yes, is it legal to work three days in a row without a nap, a margarita, or emotional support?”
#HumpDayHysteria
#OfficeSurvivor
#MidweekMeltdown
#HRPleaseHold
#WorkweekWoes
#EmotionalSupportNeeded