#NOSTRADAMUS
Gonna woo a bit here, but one of the Nostradamus prophecies for 2026 is “Foists and galleys around seven ships, a mortal war will be let loose” and we just seized the sixth shadow tanker.
January 16, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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TRUMP IS DEMENTED AND DERANGED

IT WILL TAKE DECADES TO UNDO WHAT NAZI VEEP KKKING TRUMP AND HIS NAZI POSSE HAVE DONE IN ONLY 12 MONTHS

TRUMP IS KRASNOV

WW3 LOOMS PER NOSTRADAMUS

SLAY NAZI VANILLA ISIS NOW!!!

86 47 NOW!!!
My GOD‼️...CAN AMERICA RECOVER FROM ALL THIS CORRUPTION/DESTRUCTION⁉️...I TRY & STAY AS POSITIVE AS POSSIBLE, BUT IT IS TRULY OVERWHELMING‼️
January 15, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Well no Nostradamus Award for me! I did not predict "actual Nobel Peace Prize winner will attempt to transfer the award to him."

But I think I am 1-1 now counting the FIFA thing
Late Friday night prediction which no one will see but to which I can refer later as remarkably prescient on the off-chance it happens:

Trump, who doesn't seem to actually value peace, wants the Nobel Peace Prize so bad that he will instead make his own peace prize and give it to himself ...
January 15, 2026 at 10:41 PM
🚨👀 Read this if only for the description of Nick Timothy and the Nostradamus prediction on his next role …
January 15, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Don’t gotta be Nostradamus for this one yea.
January 15, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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I, hand to God and stick a stack of Bibles up my ass or whatever, once saw one of those 'decoding Nostradamus' BS shows that only nutjobs and parents with colicky babies know about (group #2 here. On at 03:15. My kid is 22 😂) that proposed that the next Antichrist would be born in America,
January 15, 2026 at 8:54 PM
The lost Nostradamus text:
Illustrated Guide to Nakedness in 2032
January 15, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Locked in. Welcome Oliver Larraz 🏔️🔥

Vancouver Whitecaps FC has signed midfielder Oliver Larraz, through June 2027, with a club option for the 2027-28 season.

📰 | whitecapsfc.com/news/vwfc-sign-oliver-larraz

#VWFC
January 15, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Temu Nostradamus
January 15, 2026 at 4:34 PM
If only! I’ve considered him the Antichrist since his first term, Nostradamus predicted Trump centuries ago. He is destroying not just our country but the world. 🌎 I pray that he does pay for his crimes and those around him like President Miller, Trump’s his puppet.
January 15, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Is this what Nostradamus feels like?
January 15, 2026 at 3:38 PM
dipshit nostradamus predicting something we all knew was gonna happen
a girl with a star on her head is pointing at a piece of paper
Alt: a girl with a star on her head is pointing at a piece of paper
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2026 at 3:26 PM
I saw the movies Prophecies of Nostradamus (1974)

And MAN, explaning WHY the movie is good feels like Im indirectly slandering it cause a masterpiece of such scale like this doesnt need words to explan its greatness IT SHOWS you

One of Tokustasu biggest cinematography achivements
January 15, 2026 at 3:18 PM
When does The Onion take over The Simpsons as the modern day Nostradamus?
January 15, 2026 at 2:14 PM
TRUMP IS KRASNOV

CC GLOBAL KKKARMA

STOP GLOBAL GENOCIDE

CC WW3 PER NOSTRADAMUS

86 47!!!
🚨Former Allies SEND SPECIAL FORCES to STOP TRUMP
YouTube video by MeidasTouch
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January 15, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Now you know how Nostradamus felt. Out of time
January 15, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Selon le prochain chef ( la? ) tout ça va changer ! Pas pour reporter la CAQ au pouvoir…

Mais ça va amener un gouvernement péquiste minoritaire !

#nostradamus 😎😅
January 15, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Looks like at least nostradamus was right about there being an antichrist #Trump
January 15, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Joder, con lo de Venezuela y lo de Groenlandia, están volviendo a salir por todos lados youtubers buscando predicciones en Nostradamus, Baba Vanga, Parravicini o el "profeta" de preferencia que tengan.
January 15, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Llamadme Nostradamus a partir de ahora. Voy a ir pensando en mi siguiente centuria.
January 15, 2026 at 11:02 AM
2026 Prophecies: Nostradamus, Baba Vanga & The Vatican Secrets
Did a cartoon writer in the 90s know more about 2026 than our own government? Let’s face it: living through 2026 feels like we are walking through a script written by Matt Groening. But is it just a coincidence, or is predictive programming real? In this episode, we are cracking open the history books and the comic books to see what the cards hold for this pivotal year. We compare the uncanny Simpsons predictions against the ancient warnings of Nostradamus and Baba Vanga to find the terrifying (and hilarious) overlaps. We aren't just talking about cartoons. We’re diving into the hard reality of automation and media consolidation that is reshaping our workforce right now. We explore the ethical nightmare of neural implants—are we merging with machines, or losing our minds? Plus, we’re going down the ultimate rabbit hole: The Vatican. From the Secret Archives to whispers of extraterrestrial life and ancient prophecies about the Papacy, we ask the question: What is the Church hiding about the stars? Whether it’s geopolitical tension, environmental collapse, or just humanity getting too weird for its own good, we break down why 2026 might be the year everything changes. Is this the apocalypse, or just another Tuesday? 🎧 Press play to find out what happens next. Make sure to Follow/Subscribe so you don't miss the future before it hits you!
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January 15, 2026 at 10:36 AM
I’m not trying to claim I’m some Nostradamus figure and indeed my calculations were based on doing a 4 year course in London, but it was blatantly clear this was the only way it was ever going to end up and I frankly find it funny that it’s now only being spoken about as opposed to back then.
January 15, 2026 at 8:31 AM
I've been telling friends that conservatives were sliding toward fascism for about 20 years now.

To a person, they scoffed and rolled their eyes.

They're not scoffing and eye-rolling anymore.

Just call me Nostradamus.

I wish I had been wrong.
January 15, 2026 at 8:17 AM