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Read the latest chapter for FREE. The Flying Euphemism

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The Earth wakes up to find itself surrounded by completely different stars. An announcement rings out across the planet: "We at Mortal Protection Services have relocated you to a foster system tempora...
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October 30, 2025 at 11:55 PM
kiltedfrog.bsky.social
Read the latest silly sci-fi nonsense out of my fingers. It's free, and the latest chapter is from the POV of a Hyperspace cat.

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The Earth wakes up to find itself surrounded by completely different stars. An announcement rings out across the planet: "We at Mortal Protection Services have relocated you to a foster system tempora...
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November 1, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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I think this is one of my best chapters yet.

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IX.BA: Bifferent Autopsy - Mortal Protection Services
"What the fuck do you mean, my children vanished when the planetoid imploded into a black hole!?" "Singularity bomb got'em," Jimmi muttered, looking down at her feet. She couldn't face my gaze. "We tr...
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November 8, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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The Earth wakes up to find itself surrounded by completely different stars. An announcement rings out across the planet: "We at Mortal Protection Services have relocated you to a foster system tempora...
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October 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
kiltedfrog.bsky.social
Friends, I got 20 dollars. I posted this chapter yesterday, from the POV of a hyperspace cat.

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Woke up to my first tip on this free book.

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IX.CEV: Cat's Eye View - Mortal Protection Services
"ALL WEAPONS, FREE! The shuttles are SCOURGE compromised!" Jimantha shouted. "Lockdown shuttle bay one, open the ablative folds, and get us angled so the Amish Papacies main gun can hit it cleanly. Br...
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November 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
kiltedfrog.bsky.social
New chapter just dropped.

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It's Free. It's Weird. It's funny, and sci-fi, and a little galactic horror.

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The Earth wakes up to find itself surrounded by completely different stars. An announcement rings out across the planet: "We at Mortal Protection Services have relocated you to a foster system tempora...
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October 29, 2025 at 5:48 AM
kiltedfrog.bsky.social
Well... he is Dilt Bifferent so maybe both at once. His life has buck-wild from the instant he spawned into the universe as a fully grown adult. So he'll take those odds! Besides, there's a hyperspace cat that's got his back, and his siblings will help him out... surely.

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November 8, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Fresh chapter hot off the presses!

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The Earth wakes up to find itself surrounded by completely different stars. An announcement rings out across the planet: "We at Mortal Protection Services have relocated you to a foster system tempora...
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October 24, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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The last couple chapters I've posted have really been earning that horror tag.

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The Earth wakes up to find itself surrounded by completely different stars. An announcement rings out across the planet: "We at Mortal Protection Services have relocated you to a foster system tempora...
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December 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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There's a hyperspace cat when you get a few chapters in.

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The Earth wakes up to find itself surrounded by completely different stars. An announcement rings out across the planet: "We at Mortal Protection Services have relocated you to a foster system tempora...
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October 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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In the latest chapter, galactic cancer gets a tummy ache.

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The Earth wakes up to find itself surrounded by completely different stars. An announcement rings out across the planet: "We at Mortal Protection Services have relocated you to a foster system tempora...
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December 13, 2025 at 5:50 AM
kiltedfrog.bsky.social
This is likely, my finest shitpost, and also a massive reveal chapter. It's the smartest, dumbest thing I've ever written, and I couldn't be happier with it.
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X.RR: ♪ We're no strangers to love ♫ - Mortal Protection Services
Grandpa Abstainer had manifested us a couple of big bean bag chairs. I was half devoured in mine watching some primitive sentient equine-types discover fire, and Leia was working on her letter of expl...
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November 13, 2025 at 4:59 AM