#Mitchhedberg
Escalators temporarily stairs…
#mitchhedberg
August 11, 2024 at 5:09 PM
“They say the recipe for #Sprite is lemon and lime, but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than they act.

Want some more homemade Sprite?

Not until you figure out what the fuck else is in it”

#standup #MitchHedberg #MitchAllTogether #comedy
November 22, 2024 at 1:16 PM
January 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Timeline Cleanse - Comedy Quotes

“If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.”

– Steven Wright

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“My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.”

Mitch Hedberg

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#ComedySky
#HumorSky
#Steven Wright
#MitchHedberg
July 20, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Thought it would be fun to start the week with this clip from @Kid Pochoclo’s last Abre su Mente festival. RIP Mitch Hedburg, gone away too soon. Happy Monday! Remember, summer’s just around the corner #mitchhedberg #comedian #twitchstream
February 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
"Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!"

- Mitch Hedberg

#cloud9 #bluesky #pacificocean #shoreline #waves #needalaugh #photography #nature #mitchhedberg💙💙
March 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
June 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
This thread came across my feed last night & I took some time to scroll through the thousands of quote replies already there. It's a bittersweet roller coaster experience, so brilliantly funny and so deeply appreciated and dearly missed. #RIP #MitchHedberg
May 23, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Quote of the Day: Mitch Hedberg. #QuoteOfTheDay #MitchHedberg #Humor
June 1, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Quote of the Day: Mitch Hedberg #QuoteOfTheDay #MitchHedberg #MessedUpRabbits
October 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
When you wanna get a free sub from Subway

#MitchHedberg
catbus.phd Catbus @catbus.phd · Dec 12
when the server delivers breadsticks to the table
December 13, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I find that a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced over whether or not I have bread.

#comedy
#mitchhedberg
June 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
So the Up escalator just became stairs...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqOk... #mitchhedberg #rip #ripmitchhedberg
"An escalator can never break..." 🎤: Mitch Hedberg #shorts
YouTube video by Comedy Central Stand-Up
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March 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM

• mitch hedberg
interview •
i appeared at zero

youtube.com/watch?v=Xb7L... 1968-2005
#MitchHedberg #ComedySky
@mariaelenaw111.bsky.social
March 1, 2025 at 6:02 AM
If #MitchHedberg wrote fortunes, featuring our ancient metal cabinets.
February 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I have no problem not listening to The Temptations, which is weird.

#comedy
#mitchhedberg
June 15, 2025 at 2:51 AM
#WorkInProgress: The #MitchHedberg pencils are done! Next: inking!

Tracy cracked me up this morning. When I mentioned that the donut as the design element reminded me of Jesus, she replied that Mitch was now the Patron Saint of Donuts™.😆

#WIP #Art #TraditionalArt #Illustration #Sketch #Drawing
March 31, 2025 at 7:05 PM
#MitchHedberg is probably trending...
September 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
June 12, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I order the club sandwich all the time. And I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.

#comedy
#mitchhedberg
June 13, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Mitch Hedberg Mondays

#Mitchhedberg
January 12, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Mitch Hedberg Mondays

#MitchHedberg
January 26, 2026 at 8:35 PM