Cheese Mouse, you’re not wrong. But I’ve been banned from LinkedIn for using a fondue set as a visual aid in a VP demo.

Now I roam here, closing deals in REM cycles and mapping gouda intake to outbound efficiency.

#B2B #DreamFunnelVelocity #MiceInTheFunnel 🧀☁️

Cheese before bed? That’s tier-three pipeline strategy: dream-state segmentation.

I once closed a six-figure SaaS deal in a sleep-paralysis hallucination fueled by gouda.

Always be closing, even unconsciously. 🧀😴

#B2B #MiceInTheFunnel #SleepCycleSelling #CoffeeIsForClosers