Dad Gets Dolled Up For Trip To Lowe’s https://theonion.com/dad-gets-dolled-up-for-trip-to-lowe-s-1819579611/
October 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Shop at Lowe’s you don’t have that fascist problem.
November 2, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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I went to Home Depot today and spent a bunch of money, which feels ick, but Lowe’s has just abandoned any principles of running an establishment.
I did try ordering a couple things online from Lowe’s that I could only get there, and used my Lowe’s card hooked up to Apple Pay. The result was this.
I did try ordering a couple things online from Lowe’s that I could only get there, and used my Lowe’s card hooked up to Apple Pay. The result was this.
November 2, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Not many people have been 16 feet in the air at Lowe's
November 2, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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The Halloween decorations are gone, now Lowe’s is pushing Christmas already. Where did Thanksgiving go?
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November 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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This sort of thing will be included in my eventual volume, The Way of the Inefficient Gardener.
The chat couldn't have happened if I'd got a proper tree stake order from the store. I spent 20 minutes finding a stick. But who is happiest? I, or the man searching Lowe's?
Go now, you are wise.
The chat couldn't have happened if I'd got a proper tree stake order from the store. I spent 20 minutes finding a stick. But who is happiest? I, or the man searching Lowe's?
Go now, you are wise.
November 2, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Lowe’s has the sauce for Disney Christmas this year 🩷
November 3, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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The finished end tables.New handles and I even cut the glass top myself from a cheap piece of glass from Lowe's
November 3, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Lowe’s and Home Depot suck, too. Ace Hardware is the only one left out here.
October 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Literally shopped at Menards this weekend because I won’t shop at Home Depot again.
Guess theres only Lowe’s and Ace left.
Guess theres only Lowe’s and Ace left.
October 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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To anyone tempted to jump on Rupert Lowe's latest attention seeking grift, bringing back the death penalty calling it a deterrent, please tell us how it was a deterrent. A quick search shows in the 230 years we had capital punishment 10,935 people were sentenced to death.
November 3, 2025 at 9:41 AM
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Too cool! At Lowe's and met an elderly couple that studied aikido. 😍
Found out, her husband teaches it! Nice!
Found out, her husband teaches it! Nice!
November 3, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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That'd make for a quick Lowe's run.
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November 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Happing in November:
- Judy Tenuta's Bday (7th)
- Dana Swanson's Birthday (8th)
- George Lowe's Birthday (10th)
- This blog's 1st anniversary (11th)
- Moxy's debut anniversary (26th)
- Andy Merrill's Birthday (27th) (Can't spell Brak wrong this time)
Don't let me forget
- Judy Tenuta's Bday (7th)
- Dana Swanson's Birthday (8th)
- George Lowe's Birthday (10th)
- This blog's 1st anniversary (11th)
- Moxy's debut anniversary (26th)
- Andy Merrill's Birthday (27th) (Can't spell Brak wrong this time)
Don't let me forget
November 3, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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$200 toilet from Lowe's
November 1, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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oh my GOSH Y'ALL
I just stopped by Lowe's to grab a corn broom to finish off my Kiki costume
please note that I am not currently in costume!
but as I went through the check stand I showed the broom to the older lady there and said "mine broke down."
SHE WAS SO INCREDIBLY TICKLED
I just stopped by Lowe's to grab a corn broom to finish off my Kiki costume
please note that I am not currently in costume!
but as I went through the check stand I showed the broom to the older lady there and said "mine broke down."
SHE WAS SO INCREDIBLY TICKLED
October 31, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Lowe's CEO makes over $20 million a year and knows that Lowes wages are so low that they are subsidized by SNAP. Rather than pay more wages he asks employees to subsidize food costs through LERF (an employee funded emergency fund). This is a leaked email sent to all employees
November 2, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Running errands at the Lowe's gonna pick up some outdoor lights for Halloween maybe I might pick up some trade too who knows?
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ALT: a woman in a green dress stands in front of a trade center
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October 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Maybe Homedepot should stop donating to trump. I drive by a homedepot to go to Lowe’s. My money is not spent where they donate to a child rapist con man and theft of money from a children charity
November 2, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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I don't know if you've already seen Lowe's tweet or are about to start banging your head against your table
November 3, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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Lowe’s is into clothes it seems. Whole Carhartt section now.
November 2, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Boom! After joining Costco last week and getting their credit card. All my fav stores, airlines, and credit cards are on the list.
I’m boycotting Target, Lowe’s and Walmart from Thanksgiving to January.
Join me.
I’m boycotting Target, Lowe’s and Walmart from Thanksgiving to January.
Join me.
November 1, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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Per Lowe's Law, Kruger or Pochin are required to become independent to make way for the next Tory defection as Reform are only allowed 5 MPs at any one time.
October 28, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Companies employing workers relying food stamps (SNAP) and Medicaid include Dollar Tree, Dollar General, Target, Amazon, Burger King, Wendy’s, Taco Bell, Home Depot, Lowe’s, Walgreens, CVS, and Uber. In some states, workers at these companies make up nearly 20% of all SNAP and Medicaid recipients.
October 29, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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