Did you hear about issues with Debian and based distros lately?

All the errors are apt.

#linuxhumor

🧓 Minha avó instalou Linux e agora o PC dela nunca mais travou.
Ela acha que “sudo” é um chá japonês... e tá tudo bem. 🍵😂 #LinuxHumor #opensource

🧛‍♂️ Cuando quieres chupar hasta el último paquete de red: tshark -i eth0 -f "port 443" -w sangre.pcap Capturas tráfico HTTPS como vampiro sediento. Eso sí, recuerda… demasiada sangre puede matarte. 🩸 #LinuxTips #SysAdminLife #Networking #CyberSecurity #LinuxHumor #DevOps #TuxPower #LinuxNetworking

🪦 Cuando quieres que los puertos “descansen en paz”: nmap -Pn --script vuln jefe.empresa.com Escanea hasta los secretos más oscuros de tu jefe. Porque todos los sistemas… tienen esqueletos en el puerto. 💀

#LinuxTips #Networking #Nmap #CyberSecurity #LinuxHumor #TuxPower #LinuxNetworking

⚠️ Alerta: usar Linux pode causar
✔️ Menos estresse
✔️ Menos reinicializações
✔️ Crises de orgulho técnico sem motivo aparente
🤣 #LinuxHumor #geek

💾 No Windows: 3 antivírus, 2 firewalls e um pendrive suspeito.
No Linux: “Relaxa, aqui não entra nem formiga.” 🐜💻 #LinuxHumor

It’s not #bazzite unless it’s from the Baz region of France. Otherwise it’s just Sparkling Fedora. #linuxhumor

😄💻🐧🧪
“They ship you the chemicals… you cook it yourself.”
Classic open-source vibes! I’d buy it too! 😂

#LinuxLife 🐧
#ByeByeWindows 🧼
#OpenSourceMagic ✨
#FreeYourPC 💥
#GeekClean 🧽
#AntiVirusDoneRight 🧪
#TechMemes
#LinuxHumor
#GNUItYourself

🖥️ Por que o usuário Linux não joga xadrez?
Porque ele já domina o terminal! ♟️💻
#linuxhumor

click click click doas pacman -S hexchat ... returns few moments later... shoot I installed it on the remote machine... Let's see the bright side! The remote machine wasn't a server! # ssh # sshhumor # linuxhumor # dailynote # opensource # archlnux # t...

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🧨 Cuando quieres que el tráfico “desaparezca” discretamente: iptables -A INPUT -s jefe.empresa.com -j DROP Ahora ni un ping pasa… como sus promesas de aumento. 🚫📡 #LinuxTips #SysAdminLife #DevOps #Networking #LinuxNetworking #Iptables #CyberSecurity #LinuxHumor #TuxPower #InfraAsCode

“Nix is the worst form of package management, except for all those other forms that have been tried from time to time.”
— Probably you, after rebuilding your system for the 37th time and it actually worked perfectly. #NixOS #DevLife #ReproducibleBuilds #Flakes #NixLang #InfraAsCode #LinuxHumor

🕳️ When you want to send traffic into a black hole, just like your vacation requests:
ip route add blackhole 203.0.113.0/24
All packets vanish without a trace… just like your promised bonus. 💀

#LinuxTips #Networking #SysAdminLife #CyberSecurity #LinuxHumor #DevOps #NetOps #TuxPower #LinuxNetworking