#Ketchup
Les Français ont besoin de partager des moments conviviaux et soutenir les opprimés. En plus j'avais acheté plein de trucs à grignoter et à boire pour la manif de soutien à Cédric Jubillar. Personne est venu, j'ai plein de merguez et de la kro en stock. Ça passe dans le XVIème? Qq1 amène le ketchup?
October 19, 2025 at 7:46 AM Everybody can reply
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You know much ketchup lost its life yesterday
October 19, 2025 at 7:38 AM Everybody can reply
Am in Portland so went to the protest here. I told this guy that I’d forgive him for having ketchup on his hotdog but he shouldn’t wear this in Chicago!
I definitely did not see a war zone here. The protesters are much more polite in Portland. There are many more swears on signs at Chicago rallies.
October 19, 2025 at 7:21 AM Everybody can reply
Reports have been confirmed that a tractor trailer bearing the Heinz Ketchup logo was seen backing into the White House delivery dock this morning at about 0100 hours.

Reports of an unholy and maniacal screaming have been coming in since about noon local time.
October 19, 2025 at 7:08 AM Everybody can reply
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Someone got his fefes hurt. There must be a bunch of ketchup on the walls of the WH and everyone is in emergency mode trying to soothe the toddler in chief who acts like mad King George. What a bunch of pathetic morons propping up that felon, all for their white nationalist fantasy.
October 19, 2025 at 6:59 AM Everybody can reply
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To be fair, the spokesperson said “who cares?”. The orange dumbass was probably busy crying about it and throwing ketchup at the wall.
October 19, 2025 at 6:58 AM Everybody can reply
Oh boy! The #OrangeIdiot is going to be BIG mad! Hide the ketchup! Maybe should have a “SplatMat” (like I had for my toddlers) wherever he is, could get nasty! And line the walls with plastic!
October 19, 2025 at 6:42 AM Everybody can reply
Fading fast I really did enjoy my day, we are in an HOA. We were sent a letter to repaint fascia on our home, Bri did that today while I was gone, off and on. He smoked a tri tip. We had Pork & Beans I added some ketchup/ Brown Sugar, deli coleslaw spiced up. We are tired now.🍽️
October 19, 2025 at 6:20 AM Everybody can reply
Wait but I put ketchup on my hot dogs with my mustard and I'm a Polish. It's okay to do this and Chicago is wrong.
October 19, 2025 at 6:19 AM Everybody can reply
I worry if I ever eat Ketchup Potato Chips I’ll end up being a zamboni driver.
October 19, 2025 at 6:17 AM Everybody can reply
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i fucking love ketchup
October 19, 2025 at 6:01 AM Everybody can reply
Soooo ketchup worthy.
October 19, 2025 at 5:52 AM Everybody can reply
Every single one of the No Kings Protests far outnumbered the orange one’s inauguration, both of them. And that must be making him throw so much ketchup tonight.
October 19, 2025 at 5:45 AM Everybody can reply
First….. we wipe the ketchup off the
Gilded walls ……
October 19, 2025 at 5:45 AM Everybody can reply
Único momento q penso "nossa um ketchup nisso aqui pqp" eh na fome chegando em casa pós rolê pq qualquer coisa vai
October 19, 2025 at 5:39 AM Everybody can reply
This is art
October 19, 2025 at 5:37 AM Everybody can reply
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His anger has apparently escalated from the throws-ketchup-on-the-wall stage.

Recall that a White House spokesperson was asked yesterday about the No Kings rallies and her response was, "Who cares?" And now we know -- Trump cares, enough for him to choose this video as an expression for his anger.
October 19, 2025 at 5:37 AM Everybody can reply
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ketchup packets would fall out
October 19, 2025 at 5:23 AM Everybody can reply
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I'm curious, do you think by now Trump has a personal "Ketchup Cleaner" or is it just like whoever is in the room at the moment? Like, is Stephen Miller just cleaning off walls; and it just pisses him off more? Or is he like yelling at someone else to clean it up?
October 19, 2025 at 5:23 AM Everybody can reply
Sorting photos today, and where for you put an album marked condiment bench?
October 19, 2025 at 5:22 AM Everybody can reply
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October 19, 2025 at 5:20 AM Everybody can reply
Not sure who is in this band, but original song from scared ketchup for No Kings. Damn good drummer...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w3o...
NO KINGS 2.0 - The Music Video
YouTube video by scaredketchup
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October 19, 2025 at 5:18 AM Everybody can reply
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Oooh! There'll be ketchup on the walls tonite at Mar-A-Lardo!
as i was saying...
October 19, 2025 at 5:14 AM Everybody can reply
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