Spoken like a true illegal gun runner. #keepemguessing
November 29, 2023 at 9:03 AM
Spoken like a true illegal gun runner. #keepemguessing
Freelancing is so great for confusing The Algorithm:
"Here's a ad for a musical! Oh, no, I'm sorry for your loss. Moved to Skye? No, Milan...but in Wales? Considering a PhD? In...I'm guessing IT? No, queer cinema. Now you're downloading a football app? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?"
#KeepEmGuessing
"Here's a ad for a musical! Oh, no, I'm sorry for your loss. Moved to Skye? No, Milan...but in Wales? Considering a PhD? In...I'm guessing IT? No, queer cinema. Now you're downloading a football app? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?"
#KeepEmGuessing
October 8, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Freelancing is so great for confusing The Algorithm:
"Here's a ad for a musical! Oh, no, I'm sorry for your loss. Moved to Skye? No, Milan...but in Wales? Considering a PhD? In...I'm guessing IT? No, queer cinema. Now you're downloading a football app? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?"
#KeepEmGuessing
"Here's a ad for a musical! Oh, no, I'm sorry for your loss. Moved to Skye? No, Milan...but in Wales? Considering a PhD? In...I'm guessing IT? No, queer cinema. Now you're downloading a football app? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?"
#KeepEmGuessing
Posted something completely innocuous on my close friends this morning #keepemguessing
February 1, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Posted something completely innocuous on my close friends this morning #keepemguessing
😂😂😂
Our neighbors always expecting tomatoes here when our lights are going. #KeepemGuessing 😉
Our neighbors always expecting tomatoes here when our lights are going. #KeepemGuessing 😉
September 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
😂😂😂
Our neighbors always expecting tomatoes here when our lights are going. #KeepemGuessing 😉
Our neighbors always expecting tomatoes here when our lights are going. #KeepemGuessing 😉
*Someone sees me with an attractive woman in public*
"I thought he was gay"
#keepemguessing #comedy #funny #satire #sorryimstraight #usenickunleashed #mikeusenick
"I thought he was gay"
#keepemguessing #comedy #funny #satire #sorryimstraight #usenickunleashed #mikeusenick
December 24, 2024 at 4:27 PM
*Someone sees me with an attractive woman in public*
"I thought he was gay"
#keepemguessing #comedy #funny #satire #sorryimstraight #usenickunleashed #mikeusenick
"I thought he was gay"
#keepemguessing #comedy #funny #satire #sorryimstraight #usenickunleashed #mikeusenick
January 10, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Had a team meeting, and my manager said he's inclined to try and gauge people's thoughts and reactions through their body language and facial expressions.
But apparently I’m too stoic at work, and it makes him nervous 💀
But apparently I’m too stoic at work, and it makes him nervous 💀
March 18, 2025 at 9:53 PM
It's easy, just remember to forget about the absolute disaster that is headed for the economy under an greedy oligarchical rule. #Squirrel ! #KeepEmGuessing
March 9, 2025 at 1:48 PM
It's easy, just remember to forget about the absolute disaster that is headed for the economy under an greedy oligarchical rule. #Squirrel ! #KeepEmGuessing