Y'all, as a kid who grew up food-insecure, plz don't do this. There is nothing more demoralizing as a little kid than being reminded of your family's poverty. We looked forward to Halloween bc it was the 1 chance to be like every other kid and get access to treats the food banks never gave out.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that I'm surprised by this headline or the fact that I probably shouldn't be:
October 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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DAD: how was school
KID: how was work
DAD:
KID:
DAD: touche'
KID: how was work
DAD:
KID:
DAD: touche'
October 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Did a subway train beat Sean Duffy up when he was a kid?
Sean Duffy: "If you're a Democrat, you're a liberal, you don't like cars and you want people to ride public transportation, I think that's wonderful, good for you. But if you want us all to ride public transportation, make it safe. Make it clean. Make is beautiful. I don't know why NY can't do that"
October 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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In Massachusetts your cousin can either be a "good kid," a "piece of shit" or "a piece of a shit, but a good kid."
A cousin is anyone near your age in your family or some kid who is around a lot and an aunt is an older lady who gives a shit about you.
October 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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some Vatican street kid just got a new shirt
October 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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How about this Yesavage kid? #BlueJays
ONE OF THE MOST DOMINANT STARTS IN #WORLDSERIES HISTORY!
October 30, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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"Shoulda gone into ballroom construction, kid."
October 29, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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That goofball Phosphora from Kid Icarus Uprising
October 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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my ai wife left me and took my ai kid
October 28, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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When this game started, this was Vlad Jr.
October 28, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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i still remember most of the funny little animal characters i used to draw as a kid
October 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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You got it, kid!
October 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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But Don had much to do with his death. Don’t kid yourself.
October 29, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Tonight's movie is a must! When I was a kid I was obsessed with all the Binx scenes.
October 29, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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I remember this TV flick as a kid. It freaked me the fuck out. Now we have a president who thinks it’s a game… again!
October 30, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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The nuclear test news is really hitting my 80s kid trauma.
October 30, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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yeah, this; now come over & take care of the kid
October 30, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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Casual reminder as snap benefits are fucked but if you witness someone steal at the store no you didn't
Be more like the kid from terminator with this dope ass mullet
Be more like the kid from terminator with this dope ass mullet
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"Hot tamales" are a horrible candy but a great exclamation if you're a kid sidekick in a PG rated detective story
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KID: I need a mango
ME: Those mangos are *unripe*, kiddo. That means they taste gross right now
KID: When those mangos are …un…gross, I can have them!
Watching language development is one of the unalloyed joys of parenting
ME: Those mangos are *unripe*, kiddo. That means they taste gross right now
KID: When those mangos are …un…gross, I can have them!
Watching language development is one of the unalloyed joys of parenting
October 28, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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A handy guide to the upcoming holiday:
If a kid is on SNAP and you've decided this is the one moment you're going to care: give them the candy
If a kid can't verbally say "trick-or-treat" : give them the candy
If a kid looks too old to be trick-or-treating: give them the candy
Hope this helps!
If a kid is on SNAP and you've decided this is the one moment you're going to care: give them the candy
If a kid can't verbally say "trick-or-treat" : give them the candy
If a kid looks too old to be trick-or-treating: give them the candy
Hope this helps!
October 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Chuck-E-cheese
where a kid can kill a kid
where a kid can kill a kid
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I can't think of any instance where a woman was described as a "kid" - No one ever says, of a 29 year old woman, "she's just a kid". Nor do they say it about a 25 year old or even a 19 year old. Men get to be "just a kid" until mid 40s.
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