who can't resist shoplifting avocados?#AvocadoHeist #ShopliftingStories #HusbandLife #JustChatting #FunnyMoments
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who can't resist shoplifting avocados?#AvocadoHeist #ShopliftingStories #HusbandLife #JustChatting #FunnyMoments
That face when the doctor asks the simplest question ("Date of birth?") and you're already speed-dialing your partner. 📞 Who else has been this parent/dog? 😂 Tag the keeper of all important family dates! 👇
Hashtags:
#RelatableParenting #HusbandLife #DoctorVisit #SpeedDial #MemeOfTheDay
Hashtags:
#RelatableParenting #HusbandLife #DoctorVisit #SpeedDial #MemeOfTheDay
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 AM
That face when the doctor asks the simplest question ("Date of birth?") and you're already speed-dialing your partner. 📞 Who else has been this parent/dog? 😂 Tag the keeper of all important family dates! 👇
Hashtags:
#RelatableParenting #HusbandLife #DoctorVisit #SpeedDial #MemeOfTheDay
Hashtags:
#RelatableParenting #HusbandLife #DoctorVisit #SpeedDial #MemeOfTheDay
Iniziando a fare l'albero ovviamente mia moglie parte pure con la musica natalizia 🙏🙄
- "Secondo me comunque sei un po' esagerata. Non è un po' presto per addobbare? È novembre..."
- "Se non ti sta bene non guardare"
#husbandlife
- "Secondo me comunque sei un po' esagerata. Non è un po' presto per addobbare? È novembre..."
- "Se non ti sta bene non guardare"
#husbandlife
a close up of a grinch 's face in a room with a shelf in the background .
ALT: a close up of a grinch 's face in a room with a shelf in the background .
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November 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Iniziando a fare l'albero ovviamente mia moglie parte pure con la musica natalizia 🙏🙄
- "Secondo me comunque sei un po' esagerata. Non è un po' presto per addobbare? È novembre..."
- "Se non ti sta bene non guardare"
#husbandlife
- "Secondo me comunque sei un po' esagerata. Non è un po' presto per addobbare? È novembre..."
- "Se non ti sta bene non guardare"
#husbandlife
Loving your wife doesn’t mean you always agree.
It means you choose love anyway. 💍
#HusbandLife #MarriageWisdom #FamilyMan
It means you choose love anyway. 💍
#HusbandLife #MarriageWisdom #FamilyMan
October 27, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Loving your wife doesn’t mean you always agree.
It means you choose love anyway. 💍
#HusbandLife #MarriageWisdom #FamilyMan
It means you choose love anyway. 💍
#HusbandLife #MarriageWisdom #FamilyMan
October 26, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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Marriage tip that always works:
Don’t ask ‘what’s for dinner?’
Ask ‘how can I help?’ 🍽️🔥
#MarriageTip #HusbandLife #MarriageAdvice
Don’t ask ‘what’s for dinner?’
Ask ‘how can I help?’ 🍽️🔥
#MarriageTip #HusbandLife #MarriageAdvice
October 20, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Marriage tip that always works:
Don’t ask ‘what’s for dinner?’
Ask ‘how can I help?’ 🍽️🔥
#MarriageTip #HusbandLife #MarriageAdvice
Don’t ask ‘what’s for dinner?’
Ask ‘how can I help?’ 🍽️🔥
#MarriageTip #HusbandLife #MarriageAdvice
BROKEN PEACE AT HOME? 🚫 HERE’S THE WAY BACK.
🔥Want to bring peace back into your marriage? It begins with realignment. Tap here to learn more about the Five Pillars: thomaswilcoxfamilyman.com/five-pillars...
#FamilyMan #MarriageRestoration #HusbandLife
🔥Want to bring peace back into your marriage? It begins with realignment. Tap here to learn more about the Five Pillars: thomaswilcoxfamilyman.com/five-pillars...
#FamilyMan #MarriageRestoration #HusbandLife
September 30, 2025 at 12:52 PM
BROKEN PEACE AT HOME? 🚫 HERE’S THE WAY BACK.
🔥Want to bring peace back into your marriage? It begins with realignment. Tap here to learn more about the Five Pillars: thomaswilcoxfamilyman.com/five-pillars...
#FamilyMan #MarriageRestoration #HusbandLife
🔥Want to bring peace back into your marriage? It begins with realignment. Tap here to learn more about the Five Pillars: thomaswilcoxfamilyman.com/five-pillars...
#FamilyMan #MarriageRestoration #HusbandLife
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Who else knows this classic move? Tag a husband who’s definitely NOT too old to prove you wrong! 👊😂
#MarriageTruths #HusbandLife #TooOldToTry #FunnyQuotes #RelationshipHumor
#MarriageTruths #HusbandLife #TooOldToTry #FunnyQuotes #RelationshipHumor
August 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Who else knows this classic move? Tag a husband who’s definitely NOT too old to prove you wrong! 👊😂
#MarriageTruths #HusbandLife #TooOldToTry #FunnyQuotes #RelationshipHumor
#MarriageTruths #HusbandLife #TooOldToTry #FunnyQuotes #RelationshipHumor
A hilarious and honest shirt for any husband! 😂 This tee humorously admits that listening to your wife is usually the best strategy. A perfect gift that's funny because it's true.
👉 serenashirt.com
#HusbandLife #MarriageHumor #HappyWifeHappyLife #FunnyTee
👉 serenashirt.com
#HusbandLife #MarriageHumor #HappyWifeHappyLife #FunnyTee
I don't always listen to my wife but when I do things tend to work out better shirt, hoodie, sweatshirt and tank top
FATHER'S DAY. Use Code "LOVEDAD" for The I don't always listen to my wife but when I do things tend to work out better shirt, hoodie and sweater available in many styles. Hot Deal ends soon!
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June 17, 2025 at 2:18 AM
A hilarious and honest shirt for any husband! 😂 This tee humorously admits that listening to your wife is usually the best strategy. A perfect gift that's funny because it's true.
👉 serenashirt.com
#HusbandLife #MarriageHumor #HappyWifeHappyLife #FunnyTee
👉 serenashirt.com
#HusbandLife #MarriageHumor #HappyWifeHappyLife #FunnyTee
A hilarious and honest shirt for any husband! 😂 This tee humorously admits that listening to your wife is usually the best strategy. A perfect gift that's funny because it's true.
👉 serenashirt.com
#HusbandLife #MarriageHumor #HappyWifeHappyLife #FunnyTee
👉 serenashirt.com
#HusbandLife #MarriageHumor #HappyWifeHappyLife #FunnyTee
I don't always listen to my wife but when I do things tend to work out better shirt, hoodie, sweatshirt and tank top
FATHER'S DAY. Use Code "LOVEDAD" for The I don't always listen to my wife but when I do things tend to work out better shirt, hoodie and sweater available in many styles. Hot Deal ends soon!
serenashirt.com
June 17, 2025 at 2:16 AM
A hilarious and honest shirt for any husband! 😂 This tee humorously admits that listening to your wife is usually the best strategy. A perfect gift that's funny because it's true.
👉 serenashirt.com
#HusbandLife #MarriageHumor #HappyWifeHappyLife #FunnyTee
👉 serenashirt.com
#HusbandLife #MarriageHumor #HappyWifeHappyLife #FunnyTee
Whoever said “sleep like a baby” has clearly never seen a baby at night. I would rather “sleep like my husband”.
#SleepHumor #FunnyQuotes #RelatablePost #DailyLaughs #SleepJokes #ParentingHumor #HusbandLife
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#SleepHumor #FunnyQuotes #RelatablePost #DailyLaughs #SleepJokes #ParentingHumor #HusbandLife
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May 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Whoever said “sleep like a baby” has clearly never seen a baby at night. I would rather “sleep like my husband”.
#SleepHumor #FunnyQuotes #RelatablePost #DailyLaughs #SleepJokes #ParentingHumor #HusbandLife
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#SleepHumor #FunnyQuotes #RelatablePost #DailyLaughs #SleepJokes #ParentingHumor #HusbandLife
Featuring Alice in a Van Gogh Laptop Skin 👉 istyles.com/b/laptop-sle...
Built another storage shelf. Knocked out hours of yard work. Conditioned the cabinets. Took my wife shopping to get some new rugs and whatnot.
Just out here defending my trophy husband title.
#TMW #TrophyHusband #HomeProjects #HusbandLife #needwater #girldad #handyman #dewalt #husqvarna
Just out here defending my trophy husband title.
#TMW #TrophyHusband #HomeProjects #HusbandLife #needwater #girldad #handyman #dewalt #husqvarna
a man wearing glasses is holding a silver statue
ALT: a man wearing glasses is holding a silver statue
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April 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Built another storage shelf. Knocked out hours of yard work. Conditioned the cabinets. Took my wife shopping to get some new rugs and whatnot.
Just out here defending my trophy husband title.
#TMW #TrophyHusband #HomeProjects #HusbandLife #needwater #girldad #handyman #dewalt #husqvarna
Just out here defending my trophy husband title.
#TMW #TrophyHusband #HomeProjects #HusbandLife #needwater #girldad #handyman #dewalt #husqvarna
Pretty good/terrible writerly joke:
MY WIFE: You need to do more chores around the house.
ME: Can we change the subject?
MY WIFE: Ok. More chores around the house need to be done by you.
#WritersHumor #WriterLife #ChoresAndWriting #HusbandLife #WritersStruggles #DailyLife #WritersNeedBreaks
MY WIFE: You need to do more chores around the house.
ME: Can we change the subject?
MY WIFE: Ok. More chores around the house need to be done by you.
#WritersHumor #WriterLife #ChoresAndWriting #HusbandLife #WritersStruggles #DailyLife #WritersNeedBreaks
April 15, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Pretty good/terrible writerly joke:
MY WIFE: You need to do more chores around the house.
ME: Can we change the subject?
MY WIFE: Ok. More chores around the house need to be done by you.
#WritersHumor #WriterLife #ChoresAndWriting #HusbandLife #WritersStruggles #DailyLife #WritersNeedBreaks
MY WIFE: You need to do more chores around the house.
ME: Can we change the subject?
MY WIFE: Ok. More chores around the house need to be done by you.
#WritersHumor #WriterLife #ChoresAndWriting #HusbandLife #WritersStruggles #DailyLife #WritersNeedBreaks
just came back home from work today my wife tells me he is proud of me no matter how much i may be struggling #husbandlife #proudhusband
March 23, 2025 at 5:27 AM
just came back home from work today my wife tells me he is proud of me no matter how much i may be struggling #husbandlife #proudhusband
When the husbands are in town, that's when he seized the opportunity to get the chores list tackled...
#husbandlife #choretime #homeimprovement #relationshipgoals #domesticbliss
#husbandlife #choretime #homeimprovement #relationshipgoals #domesticbliss
Dad Welcomes Sons-in-Law for the Holidays, But He Has a Plan: 'Let's Go'
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December 13, 2024 at 3:31 PM
When the husbands are in town, that's when he seized the opportunity to get the chores list tackled...
#husbandlife #choretime #homeimprovement #relationshipgoals #domesticbliss
#husbandlife #choretime #homeimprovement #relationshipgoals #domesticbliss
5. One thing you thought you’d never do but did?
December 9, 2024 at 6:06 PM
POV: me on my way to save my wife from a spider that she saw in the bathroom
#husbandlife #marriedlife #marriagehumor
#husbandlife #marriedlife #marriagehumor
November 16, 2024 at 4:42 PM
POV: me on my way to save my wife from a spider that she saw in the bathroom
#husbandlife #marriedlife #marriagehumor
#husbandlife #marriedlife #marriagehumor