Readers think that this tale's absurd,
with a naughty dragon -
and his trail
of TURDS!
Seriously hilarious and perfect as a gift!
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with a naughty dragon -
and his trail
of TURDS!
Seriously hilarious and perfect as a gift!
www.amazon.co.uk/Poop-Dragon-...
www.amazon.ca/Poop-Dragon-...
www.amazon.com/Poop-Dragon-... #humour #books #littlereaders #youngatheart #havealaugh #bonding #monster
October 24, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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They are opening a new naturist restaurant in town, where the food served will be limited to one type only.
Nudles
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Nudles
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October 23, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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My uncle believes he has developed a large pile on his finger from overusing his Samsung phone while sitting on the loo, and is treating it with Preparation H
He has handroid phone syndrome
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He has handroid phone syndrome
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October 22, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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In the Arctic circle where do sick female sheep receive urgent treatment?
The Icy Ewe
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The Icy Ewe
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October 21, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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My conspiracy loving cousin claims that my favourite childhood nursery rhyme was actually about farming corruption
Hay Diddle Diddle
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Hay Diddle Diddle
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October 20, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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Due to the expected explosion in space tourism expected from next year, Calvin Klein is launching a range of male underwear designed, they claim, to protect those who will travel.
Astronuts
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Astronuts
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October 17, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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I got a job with the local witches coven helping them with their new book on magic.
I'm a spell checker
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I'm a spell checker
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October 16, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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My uncle lives in Spain and invested in an exclusive kitchen basin enterprise that would number each basin. After selling basin 1, basin 2, basin unnumbered, basin 4, and basin 5 it went bust.
He saw the business sink without a tres
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He saw the business sink without a tres
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October 15, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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October 14, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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My eccentric aunt has created a Christmas novelty item exclusively for specialist burglars.
Safe Crackers.
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Safe Crackers.
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October 14, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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October 13, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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My eccentric grandfather has said that when he dies, he wants his coffin carried into the service by messrs McCartney, Rudd, Betany, Pogba, Simon, and Giamatti.
They will be the Paul bearers
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They will be the Paul bearers
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October 9, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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Public health organisations worldwide have issued an urgent warning against a knock-off hair growth supplement, which actually causes baldness, roid rage , and far right conspiracy thoughts.
Do NOT use Rogane
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Do NOT use Rogane
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a man wearing headphones is talking into a microphone in front of a sign that says oergan experience
ALT: a man wearing headphones is talking into a microphone in front of a sign that says oergan experience
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October 8, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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While in the States, I interned for the host of American Idol and Wheel of Fortune.
To protect his privacy, I was made to sign the Official Seacrest Act
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To protect his privacy, I was made to sign the Official Seacrest Act
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October 7, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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Coca Cola are launching a new ice lolly, which is made of orange sodapop
Fanta stick
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Fanta stick
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October 3, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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My Liverpool born auntie told me that 2 of her daughters are off to South America for 6 months.
I asked who and where
"Our Jen and Tina"
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I asked who and where
"Our Jen and Tina"
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October 2, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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While working in the ice cream parlour at the beach, I noticed the own shouted Conch! Every time a 99 was purchased
She Sells, says shells, by the seashore
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She Sells, says shells, by the seashore
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October 1, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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A few young comedy hopefuls have joined as a pop group and are releasing their first single next week dedicated to their love of sheep
What Makes Ewe Beautiful
By Pun Direction
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What Makes Ewe Beautiful
By Pun Direction
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September 30, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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A hypnotist brought me back to a past life where I was on Blackbeards pirate ship.
I was terrified whenever he came close to me, showing his snake tattoos. But it turns out it was the spots in his face that freaked me out
RRR acne phobia
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I was terrified whenever he came close to me, showing his snake tattoos. But it turns out it was the spots in his face that freaked me out
RRR acne phobia
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September 29, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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I enjoyed writing this one
Our local church is hosting a memorial service for their longest serving chorister who sadly passed this week
They'll remember his love of board games Scrabble and Monopoly, before launching into his favourite hymn
Mourning Hasbro Ken
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Our local church is hosting a memorial service for their longest serving chorister who sadly passed this week
They'll remember his love of board games Scrabble and Monopoly, before launching into his favourite hymn
Mourning Hasbro Ken
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September 26, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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I'm not sure about anyone else, but I've found the new Double Entendre website hard to enter
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September 26, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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My eccentric uncle claims he can capture an exact replica image of an exotic pond fish urinating.
It's a photo koi pee
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It's a photo koi pee
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September 25, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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Well, I've pulled out of appearing in the new adult comedy movie
"Double Entendre"
To be honest, I'd only a small part
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"Double Entendre"
To be honest, I'd only a small part
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September 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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Well, I've pulled out of appearing in the new adult comedy movie
"Double Entendre"
To be honest, I'd only a small part
#Lunchpun #RateMyPun #HaveALaugh
"Double Entendre"
To be honest, I'd only a small part
#Lunchpun #RateMyPun #HaveALaugh
September 24, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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Well, I've pulled out of appearing in the new adult comedy movie
"Double Entendre"
To be honest, I'd only a small part
#Lunchpun #RateMyPun #HaveALaugh
"Double Entendre"
To be honest, I'd only a small part
#Lunchpun #RateMyPun #HaveALaugh
September 24, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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