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I figured out why I've been sleeping so poorly. On my shelf of Blu-rays, I had wrongly alphabetized "2001: A Space Odyssey" before "8 1/2".

All better.

#film #GUTFUDUM
March 29, 2024 at 6:17 AM
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Depressed Fish
by @jasontkocher
#GUTFUDUM

In loving memory of #bettafish Archie "Archibald" Fish Benjamin
June 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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"GRADUATION"
a Slammy Johnson Selfie
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Jason T. Kocher
#weird
November 21, 2024 at 11:54 PM
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separation
more @ bit.ly/3TO6nIl

If you're curious... ALL text is ALT text.
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"ESOTERIC FOR THE PEOPLE"
#art #photography #abstract #poetry #dream #gutfudum
In a misty, pixelated blue-grey sky, a fading ray of rainbow extends into a cloud repurposed as a speech bubble with the prompts "separation" and "GUTFUDUM.com".
September 29, 2024 at 11:19 PM
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All things
at a time,
the ebb flows.

#GUTFUDUM
April 6, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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I am the trick that my Daffy Duck played on the world.
#GUTFUDUM
February 19, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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Conversely, I contend that there are no BIG roles. #GUTFUDUM
February 19, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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I'm thinking of having my chin removed to make it easier to shave.
#GUTFUDUM
February 17, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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I made plans. And they came together.
#GUTFUDUM
Two intrepid explorers above an NYC Ferry. A precious Hohner harmonica from Thea Grant. A new cutting board and shaving cream bowl, both slathered in spoon butter. A bottle of Nat Cool Red Wine that did not make my Scrabble loss more palatable.
February 24, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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I'd like to get a job putting the piss into things, restocking for the people who take it out.
#GUTFUDUM
March 9, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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USE & CARE
GUTFUDUM.com
It's Not For You.
Enjoy.
#GUTFUDUM
January 23, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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The ULTIMATE “My Son the Pumpkin Pie” experience.
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It's Not For You. Enjoy.
#GUTFUDUM
My Son the Pumpkin Pie
YouTube video by Jason T. Kocher
youtu.be
January 15, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Feather razor blades were not made for my face.
I've decided to make a feature of it.
This is the way.
#GUTFUDUM
Man with a Grogu band-aid covering his shaving injury.
November 22, 2024 at 7:08 PM
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Is everyone prepared for the unavoidable onslaught of "Easter Egg Shortage" news stories?

I've started doing special stretches in hopes it will help me withstand it.
#GUTFUDUM
March 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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El Hoogie Boogie al Jardí del Silenci
GOLDEN bit.ly/3MDsEER

#travel #barcelona #gracia #garden #hokeypokey #irony #funny #vacation #GUTFUDUM
Greenery and gardening supplies give way to a canvas of some cartoon devil.
September 10, 2024 at 12:56 AM
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How I remember the Magnetic Fields at Town Hall in New York City.
#magneticfields #townhall #nyc #newyorkcity #69lovesongs #music #memory #abstractart #GUTFUDUM
Nights to Remember
The Magnetic Fields at Town Hall in New York City.
www.gutfudum.com
April 28, 2024 at 7:13 PM
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I don't know much about The Last of Us, but I do love Pedro Pascal so maybe I'll give it a chance.

Can I just jump right in on the current season or...?

#GUTFUDUM
April 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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I Protest: NO KINGS in Moderation
by @jasontkocher GUTFUDUM
www.gutfudum.com/p/i-protest

Thoughts from my first protest, the NO KINGS demonstration and march in Bryant Park and along 5th Avenue in New York City on July 14th 2025 protesting Donald Trump.
July 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Things are taking shapes at GUTFUDUM

The Written Word.
Spoken Word.
In Other Words.
POETRY +
February 27, 2024 at 10:18 PM
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I Protest: NO KINGS in Moderation
by @jasontkocher
GUTFUDUM
www.gutfudum.com/p/i-protest

Thoughts from my first protest, the NO KINGS demonstration and march in Bryant Park and along 5th Avenue in New York City on July 14th 2025 protesting Donald Trump.
June 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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I have replaced "doom scrolling" with "droll scooming".

much better

#GUTFUDUM
February 18, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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My sideburns are in an arms race.
#GUTFUDUM
February 17, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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"Satire with Benefits (Variant Cover)"

READ ALL ABOUT IT!
www.gutfudum.com/p/satire-wit...

Image is the result of a conversation between Jason T. Kocher and Midjourney in 2024.
#scifi #absurd #surreal #abstract #midjourney #aiart #GUTFUDUM
A mess of an image. Blues, yellows, greys, reds and black make up an image in disrepair of a room in disrepair with a television in the middle depicting much the same scene within, but with a mutated, fragmented human in place of the television. Over all of this is the text of the name of this SciFi magazine: "GUTFUDUM.com". On the left side is the text "Issue #" where number sign is repeated, decreasing in size until disappearing without ever declaring a number. Below this is the text "FREE". On the right side below the is the text "Variant Cover". The deifnition in the middle reads: GUTFUDUM noun /gʊt.fʌ.dʌm/ Satire with Benefits. " GUTFUDUM ." In the bottom, right-hand corner is text that reads "Subscribe in good time." In the bottom, left-hand corner is an artists signature that reads: "Jason T. Kocher Midjourney '24"
April 9, 2024 at 9:24 PM
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USE & CARE
GUTFUDUM.com
It's Not For You.
Enjoy.
#GUTFUDUM
January 23, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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GRADUATION
a Slammy Johnson Selfie
World Premiere at GUTFUDUM
bit.ly/3Yr8Ytf
#art #humor #absurd
Text reads "Graduation. a Slammy Johnson Selfie. Distributed by GUTFUDUM.com. AMA. Copyright MMXXIV" over a partially desaturated background image of the underside of a bridge contrasting its rust red metal beams against the greying green leaves of a tree and barely blue-green sky behind. Distorted film grain further antiques the image.
October 31, 2024 at 11:13 PM