The festivus pole is always up 😈
January 5, 2026 at 6:38 AM
The festivus pole is always up 😈
Just leave up this festivus pole.
January 5, 2026 at 6:29 AM
Just leave up this festivus pole.
the media just going along with anything the regime says unquestionably
It’s a drug operation
No, it’s an arrest
It’s festivus
Maduro came to America willingly
We will govern Venezuela
Mexico, Greenland are next
Venezuela will be coerced
Cuba is next
WHAT THE FUCK, MEDIA. DO YIUR FUCKING JOB
It’s a drug operation
No, it’s an arrest
It’s festivus
Maduro came to America willingly
We will govern Venezuela
Mexico, Greenland are next
Venezuela will be coerced
Cuba is next
WHAT THE FUCK, MEDIA. DO YIUR FUCKING JOB
January 4, 2026 at 8:17 PM
the media just going along with anything the regime says unquestionably
It’s a drug operation
No, it’s an arrest
It’s festivus
Maduro came to America willingly
We will govern Venezuela
Mexico, Greenland are next
Venezuela will be coerced
Cuba is next
WHAT THE FUCK, MEDIA. DO YIUR FUCKING JOB
It’s a drug operation
No, it’s an arrest
It’s festivus
Maduro came to America willingly
We will govern Venezuela
Mexico, Greenland are next
Venezuela will be coerced
Cuba is next
WHAT THE FUCK, MEDIA. DO YIUR FUCKING JOB
is this festivus the app?
January 4, 2026 at 6:18 PM
is this festivus the app?
My gripe: Festivus was last month.
January 4, 2026 at 5:24 PM
My gripe: Festivus was last month.
📢 By the time the caravan gets to Sydney and the competitive climax to the Ashes has passed, the air is festive: the Sydney Test match is cricket’s festivus for the rest of us.
👉 More news/weather bots
👉 More news/weather bots
Why the Sydney Test has dead rubber written all over it
www.theage.com.au
January 4, 2026 at 7:34 AM
📢 By the time the caravan gets to Sydney and the competitive climax to the Ashes has passed, the air is festive: the Sydney Test match is cricket’s festivus for the rest of us.
👉 More news/weather bots
👉 More news/weather bots
📢 By the time the caravan gets to Sydney and the competitive climax to the Ashes has passed, the air is festive: the Sydney Test match is cricket’s festivus for the rest of us.
Why the Sydney Test has dead rubber written all over it
www.smh.com.au
January 4, 2026 at 7:34 AM
Now this is a festivus for the rest of us. on.nbcboston.com/H60jqb4
'Seinfeld' stars Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David reunite
"Seinfeld" stars Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jerry Seinfeld and the show’s creator Larry David reunited on Christmas Eve for a mini reunion of the iconic sitcom.
on.nbcboston.com
January 4, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Now this is a festivus for the rest of us. on.nbcboston.com/H60jqb4
A Festivus Sweater 🎄 clumsy mathematician buys a failing candy shop, moves to magical lodge, sneezes on haughty mayor who snubs her until they discover that Santa buys all his "naughty" and "nice" data from Mark Zuckerberg
January 4, 2026 at 6:52 AM
A Festivus Sweater 🎄 clumsy mathematician buys a failing candy shop, moves to magical lodge, sneezes on haughty mayor who snubs her until they discover that Santa buys all his "naughty" and "nice" data from Mark Zuckerberg
I seem to have missed Festivus this year, which is really a shame because I have MANY grievances to air.
January 4, 2026 at 3:29 AM
I seem to have missed Festivus this year, which is really a shame because I have MANY grievances to air.
It’s been a productive morning: as a dedicated heathen with family roots in Jewish Vienna (remembering 1938), I donated some Festivus money to PANZMA; and I’ve sent a letter to my MP about our tattered and dangerous relationship with the US. #AusPol #FreePalestine #AUKUS
PANZMA – Palestinian Australian New Zealand Medical Association
panzma.org
January 3, 2026 at 11:36 PM
It’s been a productive morning: as a dedicated heathen with family roots in Jewish Vienna (remembering 1938), I donated some Festivus money to PANZMA; and I’ve sent a letter to my MP about our tattered and dangerous relationship with the US. #AusPol #FreePalestine #AUKUS
This is an Arbys, you want the shop 3 doors down for Festivus grievance poles & axe grinding services
January 3, 2026 at 10:54 PM
This is an Arbys, you want the shop 3 doors down for Festivus grievance poles & axe grinding services
I thought Festivus was past?
January 3, 2026 at 5:18 PM
I thought Festivus was past?
Stop the war on Festivus.
January 3, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Stop the war on Festivus.
With a subservient GOP in DC, impeachment is nothing but Dem Festivus.
January 3, 2026 at 3:17 PM
With a subservient GOP in DC, impeachment is nothing but Dem Festivus.
I got to provide special music for our church's FESTIVUS service!
"And so this is Festivus
We say no to gifts
No to mythical stories
And authoritarians"
youtu.be/9Cr0aaM5hcw?...
"And so this is Festivus
We say no to gifts
No to mythical stories
And authoritarians"
youtu.be/9Cr0aaM5hcw?...
BBUUC’s Annual Festivus Celebration (All Ages)
YouTube video by Buckman Bridge Unitarian Universalist Church
youtu.be
January 3, 2026 at 2:31 PM
I got to provide special music for our church's FESTIVUS service!
"And so this is Festivus
We say no to gifts
No to mythical stories
And authoritarians"
youtu.be/9Cr0aaM5hcw?...
"And so this is Festivus
We say no to gifts
No to mythical stories
And authoritarians"
youtu.be/9Cr0aaM5hcw?...
Please do not dispose of your Festivus poles in the trash compactor
January 3, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Please do not dispose of your Festivus poles in the trash compactor
Day 2 of 2026 Daily Festivus
Drivers who tailgate you in the left lane when the right lane is bumper to bumper. Should be automatic jail time
I know we're not supposed to be pro-carceral but fuck these people
Drivers who tailgate you in the left lane when the right lane is bumper to bumper. Should be automatic jail time
I know we're not supposed to be pro-carceral but fuck these people
January 3, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Day 2 of 2026 Daily Festivus
Drivers who tailgate you in the left lane when the right lane is bumper to bumper. Should be automatic jail time
I know we're not supposed to be pro-carceral but fuck these people
Drivers who tailgate you in the left lane when the right lane is bumper to bumper. Should be automatic jail time
I know we're not supposed to be pro-carceral but fuck these people
You missed Festivus bro
January 3, 2026 at 1:07 AM
You missed Festivus bro
🍬 Fab Festivus Magic☃️ a dying librarian discovers a masseuse with magic fingers, drinks love potion in hot cocoa, skates into sassy illustrator who criticizes her until they must form a ukulele band
January 2, 2026 at 10:52 PM
🍬 Fab Festivus Magic☃️ a dying librarian discovers a masseuse with magic fingers, drinks love potion in hot cocoa, skates into sassy illustrator who criticizes her until they must form a ukulele band
YES, I love this. It can be like a spiritual follow-up to the Festivus Airing of Grievances.
January 2, 2026 at 10:26 PM
YES, I love this. It can be like a spiritual follow-up to the Festivus Airing of Grievances.
It already is! The Airing of the Greivences is an important part of Festivus. Now we must proceed to the Feats of Strength.
January 2, 2026 at 9:41 PM
It already is! The Airing of the Greivences is an important part of Festivus. Now we must proceed to the Feats of Strength.
Did I miss Festivus? Did you air your grievances this year?
January 2, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Did I miss Festivus? Did you air your grievances this year?