Ok so vampires are from prehistoric times but can also travel in time and want to wipe out humanity because we're a blip in the natural order of the universe, or, something. #DraculaUnbound🧛🏼
October 19, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Her son staked her after she tried to have sex with him. Do I regret starting this book? Yes. #DraculaUnbound🧛🏼
October 19, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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There's more stuff going on about how the neocortex was a mistake but I can no longer form thoughts. #DraculaUnbound🧛🏼
October 19, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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"If Jesus were alive today, do you know what I believe he would be?"
"Er, the Pope?" #DraculaUnbound🧛🏼
"Er, the Pope?" #DraculaUnbound🧛🏼
October 17, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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I have honestly no idea what is going on. #DraculaUnbound🧛🏼
October 19, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Our Hero stole the bomb but got apprehended by Dracula. #DraculaUnbound🧛🏼
October 19, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Bram Stoker is watching Henry Irving play Mephistopheles. #DraculaUnbound🧛🏼
October 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Our Hero has declined to go to his son's wedding because there is Science to be done. His wife's disapproval is portrayed as nagging, and it is mentioned that she has lately put on weight. #DraculaUnbound🧛🏼
October 17, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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*pinches bridge of nose* ok so Bram Stoker and Our Hero have travelled to 2599 to prevent the Vampire Apocalypse. #DraculaUnbound🧛🏼
October 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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The world's going to end in 2599 when the vampires blow up a nuclear bomb so we've got some time yet. #DraculaUnbound🧛🏼
October 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Our Hero's wife has immediately been killed by the vampire guy that came into her hotel. #DraculaUnbound🧛🏼
October 17, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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They've now explicitly said Our Hero is the same person from Frankenstein Unbound so I have no idea how that works out. #DraculaUnbound🧛🏼
October 17, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Love how "unbound" makes no sense for this one but he just went with it. #DraculaUnbound🧛🏼
October 17, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Jesus invented individualism, which is why the vampires don't like him because it's harder to attack an individual.
Look that's what it says here ok. #DraculaUnbound🧛🏼
Look that's what it says here ok. #DraculaUnbound🧛🏼
October 19, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Vampires evolved from pterodactyls. 😑😑😑😑😑😑 #DraculaUnbound🧛🏼
October 19, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Did I mention Our Hero's wife back in the present is now a vampire? But she thinks it's AIDS. #DraculaUnbound🧛🏼
October 19, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Our Hero, who has arrived in Victorian London via vampire time train, is conversing with Stoker about the link between vampires, syphilis, sex and guilt. Oscar Wilde (Mrs Stoker's ex*) has come up. #DraculaUnbound🧛🏼
*This is true.
*This is true.
October 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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A scientist must travel back in time to prevent...the vampire apocalypse! #DraculaUnbound🧛🏼
October 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Our Hero's wife, Mina (not that one, probably), is back in Utah in 1999. A bat just flew into her hotel room and turned into a handsome man. She's totally fine with this. #GoMina #DraculaUnbound🧛🏼
October 17, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Stoker invites Our Hero to dinner with Stoker's doctor who is...VAN HELSING. 😮😮😮 #DraculaUnbound🧛🏼
October 17, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Right, so in the future we get hit by a meteor that blocks out a lot of the sun and so the vampires take over. Only Libya and surrounding areas remain. (Why Libya? No idea.) #DraculaUnbound🧛🏼
October 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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IMMEDIATELY AS I SAY THIS he has a dream? Vision? Where she's one of Dracula's brides and takes off all her clothes. 😑 #DraculaUnbound🧛🏼
October 19, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Ok so Our Hero has accidentally ended up on a train that travels through time and is run by the undead. (Undead!) #DraculaUnbound🧛🏼
October 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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In the past, Bram Stoker has met a man named Renfield, while visiting an asylum to research a novel. #DraculaUnbound🧛🏼
October 17, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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