Why don't programmers trust atoms?
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They make up everything.
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They make up everything.
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March 20, 2024 at 6:00 AM
Why don't programmers trust atoms?
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They make up everything.
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They make up everything.
#CodingHumor #BadJokes #DeveloperJokes
If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer…
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Oh wait, he does.#ProgrammingHumoro#DeveloperJokese#ProgrammerHumoror
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Oh wait, he does.#ProgrammingHumoro#DeveloperJokese#ProgrammerHumoror
September 5, 2024 at 6:06 AM
If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer…
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Oh wait, he does.#ProgrammingHumoro#DeveloperJokese#ProgrammerHumoror
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Oh wait, he does.#ProgrammingHumoro#DeveloperJokese#ProgrammerHumoror
August 23, 2024 at 6:06 AM
A guy walks into a bar and orders 1.5 root beers.
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The bartender says "That'll cost extra, it's a root beer float".
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The bartender says "That'll cost extra, it's a root beer float".
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June 27, 2024 at 6:02 AM
A guy walks into a bar and orders 1.5 root beers.
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The bartender says "That'll cost extra, it's a root beer float".
#CodingHumor #DeveloperJokes #CodingJokes
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The bartender says "That'll cost extra, it's a root beer float".
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October 13, 2024 at 6:00 AM
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: After 29 years of faithful service, #PHP is dead!
The language that powered everything from your cousin's first blog to Facebook has decided to take an unprecedented power nap.
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The language that powered everything from your cousin's first blog to Facebook has decided to take an unprecedented power nap.
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November 24, 2024 at 11:40 AM
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: After 29 years of faithful service, #PHP is dead!
The language that powered everything from your cousin's first blog to Facebook has decided to take an unprecedented power nap.
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The language that powered everything from your cousin's first blog to Facebook has decided to take an unprecedented power nap.
#webdev #programming #phpforever #techmemories #developerjokes
What's a programmer's favorite party game?
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Loop-the-loop.
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Loop-the-loop.
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July 4, 2024 at 6:00 AM
What's a programmer's favorite party game?
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Loop-the-loop.
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Loop-the-loop.
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Why don't C++ programmers get lost?
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They always have a pointer.
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They always have a pointer.
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June 8, 2024 at 6:02 AM
Why don't C++ programmers get lost?
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They always have a pointer.
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They always have a pointer.
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Why was the OOP programmer always calm?
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They were always able to compose themself.
#GeekHumor #DevHumor #DeveloperJokes
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They were always able to compose themself.
#GeekHumor #DevHumor #DeveloperJokes
July 29, 2024 at 6:06 AM
Why was the OOP programmer always calm?
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They were always able to compose themself.
#GeekHumor #DevHumor #DeveloperJokes
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They were always able to compose themself.
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November 21, 2024 at 8:23 AM
Why did the TypeScript class get detention? It didn't know how to behave *properly*! #TypeScript #ProgrammingHumor #DeveloperJokes
March 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Why did the TypeScript class get detention? It didn't know how to behave *properly*! #TypeScript #ProgrammingHumor #DeveloperJokes
Why did the programmer get a job at the pizzeria?
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He was good at slicing arrays.
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He was good at slicing arrays.
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August 2, 2024 at 6:05 AM
Why did the programmer get a job at the pizzeria?
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He was good at slicing arrays.
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He was good at slicing arrays.
#CodingHumor #DeveloperJokes #TechLaughts
What's the best cardio for programmers?
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Cycling through loops
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Cycling through loops
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September 22, 2024 at 6:02 AM
What's the best cardio for programmers?
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Cycling through loops
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Cycling through loops
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You Got A Point(er)
#programming #Programminglanguages #Programminghumor #Techhumor #Developerjokes
https://programmerhumor.io/cpp-memes/you-got-a-pointer-4c9t
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https://programmerhumor.io/cpp-memes/you-got-a-pointer-4c9t
July 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM
What's the scariest variable type?
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The BOOlean.
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The BOOlean.
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August 8, 2024 at 6:05 AM
What's the scariest variable type?
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The BOOlean.
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The BOOlean.
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What did the programmer say to his dog?
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Fetch()!
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Fetch()!
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March 15, 2024 at 6:00 AM
What did the programmer say to his dog?
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Fetch()!
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Fetch()!
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Found The Perfect Date
#programming #Programminghumor #Developerjokes #Dateformat #Dd/mm/yyyy
https://programmerhumor.io/programming-memes/found-the-perfect-date-rfke
#programming #Programminghumor #Developerjokes #Dateformat #Dd/mm/yyyy
https://programmerhumor.io/programming-memes/found-the-perfect-date-rfke
March 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Why did the programmer quit his job?
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He didn't get arrays.
#TechComedy #DeveloperJokes #DeveloperHumor
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He didn't get arrays.
#TechComedy #DeveloperJokes #DeveloperHumor
February 25, 2024 at 7:01 AM
Why did the programmer quit his job?
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He didn't get arrays.
#TechComedy #DeveloperJokes #DeveloperHumor
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He didn't get arrays.
#TechComedy #DeveloperJokes #DeveloperHumor
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November 22, 2024 at 12:54 PM
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What do you call a programmer from Scandinavia?
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Nerdic.
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Nerdic.
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April 28, 2024 at 6:01 AM
What do you call a programmer from Scandinavia?
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Nerdic.
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Nerdic.
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Why don’t programmers like to go outside?
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They can't find the root!
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They can't find the root!
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September 27, 2024 at 6:01 AM
Why don’t programmers like to go outside?
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They can't find the root!
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They can't find the root!
#CodingHumor #DeveloperJokes #DevJokes
April 12, 2025 at 8:02 AM
What's a computer's favorite dance?
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The Algo-rhythm.
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The Algo-rhythm.
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January 22, 2024 at 7:00 AM
What's a computer's favorite dance?
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The Algo-rhythm.
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The Algo-rhythm.
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Why was the function stressed?
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It didn't like being called all the time.
#DeveloperJokes #BadJokes #ProgrammerHumor
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It didn't like being called all the time.
#DeveloperJokes #BadJokes #ProgrammerHumor
February 18, 2024 at 7:01 AM
Why was the function stressed?
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It didn't like being called all the time.
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It didn't like being called all the time.
#DeveloperJokes #BadJokes #ProgrammerHumor
Why did the programmer go to the doctor?
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He caught a bug.
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He caught a bug.
#DeveloperJokes #ProgrammerHumor #ProgrammerJokes
April 11, 2024 at 6:01 AM
Why did the programmer go to the doctor?
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He caught a bug.
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He caught a bug.
#DeveloperJokes #ProgrammerHumor #ProgrammerJokes