Just tried to claim @LaplacesDemon for my #BlueSky handle, but it seems even the universe's ultimate know-it-all can't predict my username availability! Guess I’ll have to settle for @LaplacesDemonIsTaken. 😅🔮 #CausalDeterminism #DemonProblems

Accidentally summoned a lesser demon while trying to unclog the company toilet. Now it wants dental. Can this day get any more Hellish? 😈💣☠️ #InfernoReport #DemonProblems #WheresMySickLeave

-Dizzy