Pastry-Based Hostage Situations open.substack.com/pub/bradleys...
#DonutLineTrauma #PassiveAggressiveHell #ModernLife #SnackTimeSurvival #WaitingInLine #WhyWeSnap #ObservationalHumor #CustomerServiceFails #PoliteSocietyIsDead #DonutDramas #OfficeLifeFails
#DonutLineTrauma #PassiveAggressiveHell #ModernLife #SnackTimeSurvival #WaitingInLine #WhyWeSnap #ObservationalHumor #CustomerServiceFails #PoliteSocietyIsDead #DonutDramas #OfficeLifeFails
Pastry-Based Hostage Situations
The Twelve Donuts of Indecision:A Psychological Trauma
open.substack.com
July 22, 2025 at 10:05 AM
The Ritual of Over-Explaining to Customer Service Reps Who Gave Up 3 Minutes Ago
open.substack.com/pub/bradleys...
#CustomerServiceFails
#ExplainingAgain
#OnHoldForEternity
#MuteButtonActivated
#FutilityInAction
#LifeOnHold
#PassiveAggressiveSupport
#OverExplainingOlympics
#PunchlineOfTheWeek
open.substack.com/pub/bradleys...
#CustomerServiceFails
#ExplainingAgain
#OnHoldForEternity
#MuteButtonActivated
#FutilityInAction
#LifeOnHold
#PassiveAggressiveSupport
#OverExplainingOlympics
#PunchlineOfTheWeek
The Ritual of Over-Explaining to Customer Service Reps Who Gave Up 3 Minutes Ago
I’m Not Yelling, I’m Just Passionately Explaining the Same Thing Again
open.substack.com
July 27, 2025 at 10:28 AM
The Ritual of Over-Explaining to Customer Service Reps Who Gave Up 3 Minutes Ago
open.substack.com/pub/bradleys...
#CustomerServiceFails
#ExplainingAgain
#OnHoldForEternity
#MuteButtonActivated
#FutilityInAction
#LifeOnHold
#PassiveAggressiveSupport
#OverExplainingOlympics
#PunchlineOfTheWeek
open.substack.com/pub/bradleys...
#CustomerServiceFails
#ExplainingAgain
#OnHoldForEternity
#MuteButtonActivated
#FutilityInAction
#LifeOnHold
#PassiveAggressiveSupport
#OverExplainingOlympics
#PunchlineOfTheWeek
Pastry-Based Hostage Situations open.substack.com/pub/bradleys...
#DonutLineTrauma #PassiveAggressiveHell #ModernLife #SnackTimeSurvival #WaitingInLine #WhyWeSnap #ObservationalHumor #CustomerServiceFails #PoliteSocietyIsDead #DonutDramas #OfficeLifeFails
#DonutLineTrauma #PassiveAggressiveHell #ModernLife #SnackTimeSurvival #WaitingInLine #WhyWeSnap #ObservationalHumor #CustomerServiceFails #PoliteSocietyIsDead #DonutDramas #OfficeLifeFails
Pastry-Based Hostage Situations
The Twelve Donuts of Indecision:A Psychological Trauma
open.substack.com
July 22, 2025 at 10:05 AM
⏳📞 When your return ticket malfunctions and you're stuck with dinosaurs...
#TimeTravelTroubles #CustomerServiceFails #CartoonHumor #DinoDays #HelpDeskHell #ComicRelief #FunnyCartoon
#TimeTravelTroubles #CustomerServiceFails #CartoonHumor #DinoDays #HelpDeskHell #ComicRelief #FunnyCartoon
April 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM
⏳📞 When your return ticket malfunctions and you're stuck with dinosaurs...
#TimeTravelTroubles #CustomerServiceFails #CartoonHumor #DinoDays #HelpDeskHell #ComicRelief #FunnyCartoon
#TimeTravelTroubles #CustomerServiceFails #CartoonHumor #DinoDays #HelpDeskHell #ComicRelief #FunnyCartoon
When you press 1 for English and still need a translator for the translator.
“Thank you ford Collin eighty & T” I’m calling customer support, not auditioning for a Dr. Seuss remix!
#CustomerServiceFails #LostInTranslation #Press1ForConfusion #CallCenterComedy #SpeechToMessUp #ThankYouFordReal
“Thank you ford Collin eighty & T” I’m calling customer support, not auditioning for a Dr. Seuss remix!
#CustomerServiceFails #LostInTranslation #Press1ForConfusion #CallCenterComedy #SpeechToMessUp #ThankYouFordReal
May 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
When you press 1 for English and still need a translator for the translator.
“Thank you ford Collin eighty & T” I’m calling customer support, not auditioning for a Dr. Seuss remix!
#CustomerServiceFails #LostInTranslation #Press1ForConfusion #CallCenterComedy #SpeechToMessUp #ThankYouFordReal
“Thank you ford Collin eighty & T” I’m calling customer support, not auditioning for a Dr. Seuss remix!
#CustomerServiceFails #LostInTranslation #Press1ForConfusion #CallCenterComedy #SpeechToMessUp #ThankYouFordReal
M&S Apologizes After Customer Upset Over Helpful ‘Trans Employee’ Encounter
#BreakingNews #Satire #MSSorryNotSorry #TransRights #CustomerServiceFails By: TheJestPress.com **M&S Issues Heartfelt Apology After Employee Does Literally Anything** In yet another shocking installment of “2024 Needs a…
#BreakingNews #Satire #MSSorryNotSorry #TransRights #CustomerServiceFails By: TheJestPress.com **M&S Issues Heartfelt Apology After Employee Does Literally Anything** In yet another shocking installment of “2024 Needs a…
M&S Apologizes After Customer Upset Over Helpful ‘Trans Employee’ Encounter
#BreakingNews #Satire #MSSorryNotSorry #TransRights #CustomerServiceFails By: TheJestPress.com **M&S Issues Heartfelt Apology After Employee Does Literally Anything** In yet another shocking installment of “2024 Needs a Nap,” British retailer Marks & Spencer (M&S) has issued a groveling apology after a woman was left emotionally shaken when a “trans” employee dared to politely offer customer service. The incident, which unfolded in the unforgiving battleground of an Oxfordshire lingerie aisle, has since gone viral—mainly because the woman immediately stormed onto social media, armed with 37 exclamation marks and a deep-rooted fear of helpfulness.
thejestpress.com
August 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
M&S Apologizes After Customer Upset Over Helpful ‘Trans Employee’ Encounter
#BreakingNews #Satire #MSSorryNotSorry #TransRights #CustomerServiceFails By: TheJestPress.com **M&S Issues Heartfelt Apology After Employee Does Literally Anything** In yet another shocking installment of “2024 Needs a…
#BreakingNews #Satire #MSSorryNotSorry #TransRights #CustomerServiceFails By: TheJestPress.com **M&S Issues Heartfelt Apology After Employee Does Literally Anything** In yet another shocking installment of “2024 Needs a…
Call Center Chronicles
Edition 1:
Me: As I said earlier... Is it clear?
Client: Yes!l
(2 mins later)
Client: So wait... you're saying (exact same thing)?
Me, questioning reality: ...yes.
#CallCenterChronicles
#WorkLife
#CustomerServiceFails
#Relatable
Edition 1:
Me: As I said earlier... Is it clear?
Client: Yes!l
(2 mins later)
Client: So wait... you're saying (exact same thing)?
Me, questioning reality: ...yes.
#CallCenterChronicles
#WorkLife
#CustomerServiceFails
#Relatable
April 7, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Call Center Chronicles
Edition 1:
Me: As I said earlier... Is it clear?
Client: Yes!l
(2 mins later)
Client: So wait... you're saying (exact same thing)?
Me, questioning reality: ...yes.
#CallCenterChronicles
#WorkLife
#CustomerServiceFails
#Relatable
Edition 1:
Me: As I said earlier... Is it clear?
Client: Yes!l
(2 mins later)
Client: So wait... you're saying (exact same thing)?
Me, questioning reality: ...yes.
#CallCenterChronicles
#WorkLife
#CustomerServiceFails
#Relatable
Tech Support Error Unknown Part 3: NIGHTMARES You Won't Believe?! 💻🖱️📶
youtu.be/2zwoLWjuyaY
#TechSupportErrorUnknown #TechSupportGameplay #SimulationGame #PuzzleAdventure #FunnyGameplay #TechHorror #CustomerServiceFails #GamingMystery #IndieGame #CyberThriller #HackerLife
youtu.be/2zwoLWjuyaY
#TechSupportErrorUnknown #TechSupportGameplay #SimulationGame #PuzzleAdventure #FunnyGameplay #TechHorror #CustomerServiceFails #GamingMystery #IndieGame #CyberThriller #HackerLife
Tech Support Error Unknown Part 3: NIGHTMARES You Won't Believe?!
YouTube video by Game Blaze
youtu.be
December 7, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Tech Support Error Unknown Part 3: NIGHTMARES You Won't Believe?! 💻🖱️📶
youtu.be/2zwoLWjuyaY
#TechSupportErrorUnknown #TechSupportGameplay #SimulationGame #PuzzleAdventure #FunnyGameplay #TechHorror #CustomerServiceFails #GamingMystery #IndieGame #CyberThriller #HackerLife
youtu.be/2zwoLWjuyaY
#TechSupportErrorUnknown #TechSupportGameplay #SimulationGame #PuzzleAdventure #FunnyGameplay #TechHorror #CustomerServiceFails #GamingMystery #IndieGame #CyberThriller #HackerLife
Pastry-Based Hostage Situations open.substack.com/pub/bradleys...
#DonutLineTrauma #PassiveAggressiveHell #ModernLife #SnackTimeSurvival #WaitingInLine #WhyWeSnap #ObservationalHumor #CustomerServiceFails #PoliteSocietyIsDead #DonutDramas #OfficeLifeFails
#DonutLineTrauma #PassiveAggressiveHell #ModernLife #SnackTimeSurvival #WaitingInLine #WhyWeSnap #ObservationalHumor #CustomerServiceFails #PoliteSocietyIsDead #DonutDramas #OfficeLifeFails
Pastry-Based Hostage Situations
The Twelve Donuts of Indecision:A Psychological Trauma
open.substack.com
July 21, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Pastry-Based Hostage Situations open.substack.com/pub/bradleys...
#DonutLineTrauma #PassiveAggressiveHell #ModernLife #SnackTimeSurvival #WaitingInLine #WhyWeSnap #ObservationalHumor #CustomerServiceFails #PoliteSocietyIsDead #DonutDramas #OfficeLifeFails
#DonutLineTrauma #PassiveAggressiveHell #ModernLife #SnackTimeSurvival #WaitingInLine #WhyWeSnap #ObservationalHumor #CustomerServiceFails #PoliteSocietyIsDead #DonutDramas #OfficeLifeFails
Pastry-Based Hostage Situations
The Twelve Donuts of Indecision:A Psychological Trauma
open.substack.com
July 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Serious companies care about every level, don’t hire cheap call center workers who aren’t equipped to solve problems, & don’t engage in #enshittification.
#ShortTermRentals
#CustomerServiceFails
#ShortTermRentals
#CustomerServiceFails
December 5, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Serious companies care about every level, don’t hire cheap call center workers who aren’t equipped to solve problems, & don’t engage in #enshittification.
#ShortTermRentals
#CustomerServiceFails
#ShortTermRentals
#CustomerServiceFails
The Ritual of Over-Explaining to Customer Service Reps Who Gave Up 3 Minutes Ago open.substack.com/pub/bradleys...
#CustomerServiceFails
#ExplainingAgain
#OnHoldForEternity
#MuteButtonActivated
#FutilityInAction
#LifeOnHold
#PassiveAggressiveSupport
#CustomerServiceFails
#ExplainingAgain
#OnHoldForEternity
#MuteButtonActivated
#FutilityInAction
#LifeOnHold
#PassiveAggressiveSupport
The Ritual of Over-Explaining to Customer Service Reps Who Gave Up 3 Minutes Ago
I’m Not Yelling, I’m Just Passionately Explaining the Same Thing Again
open.substack.com
July 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
The Ritual of Over-Explaining to Customer Service Reps Who Gave Up 3 Minutes Ago open.substack.com/pub/bradleys...
#CustomerServiceFails
#ExplainingAgain
#OnHoldForEternity
#MuteButtonActivated
#FutilityInAction
#LifeOnHold
#PassiveAggressiveSupport
#CustomerServiceFails
#ExplainingAgain
#OnHoldForEternity
#MuteButtonActivated
#FutilityInAction
#LifeOnHold
#PassiveAggressiveSupport
Who uses T-Mobile?? Been a customer of Sprint, now T-mobile, for over 20 years. The customer service over the last 2 months has been PATHETIC (save for one person). With over 4 hours in person and 3 hrs with their “technical” I’ve seen one person satisfied. WTF??! #tmobilesucks #customerservicefails
November 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Who uses T-Mobile?? Been a customer of Sprint, now T-mobile, for over 20 years. The customer service over the last 2 months has been PATHETIC (save for one person). With over 4 hours in person and 3 hrs with their “technical” I’ve seen one person satisfied. WTF??! #tmobilesucks #customerservicefails
The Ritual of Over-Explaining to Customer Service Reps Who Gave Up 3 Minutes Ago open.substack.com/pub/bradleys...
#CustomerServiceFails#ExplainingAgain#OnHoldForEternity#MuteButtonActivated#FutilityInAction#LifeOnHold#PassiveAg
#CustomerServiceFails#ExplainingAgain#OnHoldForEternity#MuteButtonActivated#FutilityInAction#LifeOnHold#PassiveAg
The Ritual of Over-Explaining to Customer Service Reps Who Gave Up 3 Minutes Ago
I’m Not Yelling, I’m Just Passionately Explaining the Same Thing Again
open.substack.com
July 20, 2025 at 10:37 AM
The Ritual of Over-Explaining to Customer Service Reps Who Gave Up 3 Minutes Ago open.substack.com/pub/bradleys...
#CustomerServiceFails#ExplainingAgain#OnHoldForEternity#MuteButtonActivated#FutilityInAction#LifeOnHold#PassiveAg
#CustomerServiceFails#ExplainingAgain#OnHoldForEternity#MuteButtonActivated#FutilityInAction#LifeOnHold#PassiveAg
Set my husband (in blue) the task of fixing my broken #dyson hoover 🤣🤣
#customerservicefails #karen #bad #shakespear #oops #thatescalatedquickly #haha #viral #noway #😱
#customerservicefails #karen #bad #shakespear #oops #thatescalatedquickly #haha #viral #noway #😱
April 21, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Set my husband (in blue) the task of fixing my broken #dyson hoover 🤣🤣
#customerservicefails #karen #bad #shakespear #oops #thatescalatedquickly #haha #viral #noway #😱
#customerservicefails #karen #bad #shakespear #oops #thatescalatedquickly #haha #viral #noway #😱
The Ritual of Over-Explaining to Customer Service Reps Who Gave Up 3 Minutes Ago open.substack.com/pub/bradleys...
#CustomerServiceFails#ExplainingAgain#OnHoldForEternity#MuteButtonActivated#FutilityInAction#LifeOnHold#PassiveAg
#CustomerServiceFails#ExplainingAgain#OnHoldForEternity#MuteButtonActivated#FutilityInAction#LifeOnHold#PassiveAg
The Ritual of Over-Explaining to Customer Service Reps Who Gave Up 3 Minutes Ago
I’m Not Yelling, I’m Just Passionately Explaining the Same Thing Again
open.substack.com
July 20, 2025 at 10:37 AM
The Ritual of Over-Explaining to Customer Service Reps Who Gave Up 3 Minutes Ago open.substack.com/pub/bradleys...
#CustomerServiceFails#ExplainingAgain#OnHoldForEternity#MuteButtonActivated#FutilityInAction#LifeOnHold#PassiveAg
#CustomerServiceFails#ExplainingAgain#OnHoldForEternity#MuteButtonActivated#FutilityInAction#LifeOnHold#PassiveAg