Your glass is half-empty. And it's dirty. #CataclysmicHoroscopeReader
May 27, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Your glass is half-empty. And it's dirty. #CataclysmicHoroscopeReader
Your backup plan won't work. #CataclysmicHoroscopeReader
January 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Your backup plan won't work. #CataclysmicHoroscopeReader
Today is the best day of the rest of your life. #CataclysmicHoroscopeReader
December 30, 2024 at 2:40 PM
Today is the best day of the rest of your life. #CataclysmicHoroscopeReader
You won't fail if you don't try. #CataclysmicHoroscopeReader
December 29, 2024 at 12:27 PM
You won't fail if you don't try. #CataclysmicHoroscopeReader
Live this day as though it were your last. #CataclysmicHoroscopeReader
December 28, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Live this day as though it were your last. #CataclysmicHoroscopeReader
Damned if you do, damned if you don't. #CataclysmicHoroscopeReader
December 27, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Damned if you do, damned if you don't. #CataclysmicHoroscopeReader
Dream small. #CataclysmicHoroscopeReader
December 24, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Dream small. #CataclysmicHoroscopeReader
If you try hard enough you will always almost succeed. #CataclysmicHoroscopeReader
December 17, 2024 at 4:08 PM
If you try hard enough you will always almost succeed. #CataclysmicHoroscopeReader
If you had been famous, you would have been *very* famous. #CataclysmicHoroscopeReader
December 16, 2024 at 3:21 PM
If you had been famous, you would have been *very* famous. #CataclysmicHoroscopeReader
Don't hate yourself; others do it so much better. #CataclysmicHoroscopeReader
December 16, 2024 at 1:47 PM
Don't hate yourself; others do it so much better. #CataclysmicHoroscopeReader