@michaelcthulhu.bsky.social told me that the backpack I was carrying while traveling was heavier than the axe he just made.

I think this means he is not actually tediously using an angle grinder to make swords but is actually just pretending he made them.

#CancelMichaelCthulhu

@michaelcthulhu.bsky.social agreed to pick me up from a bus stop in another town 45 minutes away after my travel plans went horribly wrong and he had the AUDACITY to come 10 minutes later than he told me he would.

What an asshole #CancelMichaelCthulhu