October 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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I've had a pretty rough week at work and I'm ready to get blotto (drinking exactly 2 oz of tequila while playing video games or reading a book)
October 24, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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I had the novelization of The Cat From Outer Space (from the Scholastic books extra points deal) and I was too young to understand what “Jake’s blotto” meant and there was no one I could ask. It bothered me for years!
October 24, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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we really don’t have enough reverence for how getting blotto reveals just as many weird truths as the fussy and expensive drug rituals
October 23, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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I am watching Blotto I am turning into a heavy metal head Buck from the Blue Oyster Cult makes an appearance in the video
October 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Blotto would dress as Jason for sure. Asscii as either Freddy or Chucky. Pluma strikes me as a Hellraiser fan.
October 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Pluma as either Kim pines from Scott pilgrim or Janine Melnitz from Ghostbusters, Ascii as Sailor Moon (Usagi Tsukino), Blotto as Sabrina Conrad from Sabrina Online and Laffi as Toy Chica from fnaf 2... that's all i got for now!
I kinda' want to draw the Port Able cast in costumes, but I can't think of any good ones. Any suggestions?
October 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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also maybe letting a croatian meth head assault you with a needle while you're blotto is a sign of poor judgement
October 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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I never even heard of this guy past a few mentions, then it turned into
"I made a choice years ago to get blotto and get the most obviously nazi looking thing that ain't a swastika tattooed on me, then I made the choice to wear it daily instead of cheese gratering that shit offa me."
"I made a choice years ago to get blotto and get the most obviously nazi looking thing that ain't a swastika tattooed on me, then I made the choice to wear it daily instead of cheese gratering that shit offa me."
October 21, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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The most exculpatory possible backstory for Platner's nazi tat is that his (not as drunk as he was) buddies thought it would be hilarious to convince their clueless commie (relatively speaking) comrade to get a nazi tat (which they all recognized instantly but the blotto Platner didn't)
October 21, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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I mean I've gotten BLOTTO drunk in Milwaukee and the worst I got was my cohorts talking me out of trying to buy a guitar out of a closed pawnshop at 230am on a saturday night.
October 21, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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I keep seeing the bottle of wine I bought for a friend's birthday gift listed on my online shopping 'favourites', and some weeks it's really hard not to just grab one and get blotto for a night. But I know I'd feel worse afterwards.
October 21, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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I haven't drank any alcohol period for at least 6 years now, but I think passing up getting blotto at a wedding on a Croatian vineyard with insanely good wine, not to mention beer flowing like nobody's business, was one of the things that truly haunts me to this day.
October 20, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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Mr. Blotto Live at FitzGerald's on 2025-10-18 https://archive.org/details/mrblotto2025-10-18.mk22
Mr. Blotto Live at FitzGerald's on 2025-10-18 : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
Set 101 - Moviestar >02 - I Don't Work on Sunday03 - What a Fool I Am04 - Catfish John05 - Mama Grady06 - Cold Rain and Snow07 - Long Way to the Bottom...
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October 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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The Boracha broke my grandma’s crockpot. I don’t know when. I do know that the last time I used it, it was fine. She broke it and didn’t fucking say shit. She has either broken or just throw shit of mine away cuz she’s either blotto drunk or aggro. I know that it’s just a “thing” but that don’t help
October 19, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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Awesome; I so wanted to today...balance went blotto.
October 19, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Soooo Pete #Kegseth bombs fisherman in dinghies when he’s blotto, Donald?
THIS is what you all waste money on?
Stop doing such stupid shit.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
THIS is what you all waste money on?
Stop doing such stupid shit.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
October 19, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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I'll be at BLOTTO documentary screening tomorrow (Sun Oct. 19, 5 pm) at Smodcastle in Red Bank NJ w/ filmmaker Rob Lichter @roblfromli.bsky.social ! I'm in the doc w/ Martha Quinn & Cyndi Lauper . Listed in NJ Arts @njartsnews.bsky.social l www.njarts.net/top-12-nj-ar... "I Wanna Be A Lifeguard!"
Top 12 NJ Arts Events of Week: Montclair Film Festival, 'Mary Shelley's Frankenstein,' more
Also John Pizzarelli, New Jersey Symphony (music from 'Fantasia'), 'Our Town,' more.
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October 18, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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I'll be at the BLOTTO documentary screening tomorrow (Sun Oct. 19, 5 pm) at Smodcastle in Red Bank NJ w/ filmmaker Rob Lichter !! I'm in the docu along w/ Martha Quinn & Cyndi Lauper . Listed in NJ Arts @njartsnews.bsky.social www.njarts.net/top-12-nj-ar... 80s hit song "I Wanna Be A Lifeguard!"
Top 12 NJ Arts Events of Week: Montclair Film Festival, 'Mary Shelley's Frankenstein,' more
Also John Pizzarelli, New Jersey Symphony (music from 'Fantasia'), 'Our Town,' more.
www.njarts.net
October 18, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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I'll be at the BLOTTO documentary screening tomorrow (Sun Oct. 19, 5 pm) at SModCastle Theater in Red Bank NJ w/ filmmaker Rob Lichter!! @roblfromli.bsky.social listed in NJ Arts: www.njarts.net/top-12-nj-ar... Blotto's big 80s hit song: "I Wanna Be A Lifeguard!" I'm in the doc along w/ Martha Quinn
Top 12 NJ Arts Events of Week: Montclair Film Festival, 'Mary Shelley's Frankenstein,' more
Also John Pizzarelli, New Jersey Symphony (music from 'Fantasia'), 'Our Town,' more.
www.njarts.net
October 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Mr. Blotto Live at Shea's Lounge on 2025-10-17 https://archive.org/details/mrblotto2025-10-17.Sennheiser8020SBDMatrix
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Mr. BlottoShea's LoungeElmwood Park IL.October 17 2025Sennheiser 8020(Healy)>MixPre 6 SBD MatrixAudacity>Levels and Tracks mixed> Soundforge pro 11...
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October 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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five past blotto on cream and egg
October 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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could I get the opening strains of a twelve-bar noir, liquor soaked by daylight and blotto past sundown, regretful of forgotten missteps and forgetful of its own feckless bequests; something cold-smoked in a Stygian Gauloises closet, dripping wet with gin fizz so potent a fire could break out?
October 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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6/- As he plead for a wink & a warning from “fellow LE” who he was led to believe he HAD AUTHORITY-OVER; he admitted he “didn’t drink for 6 weeks” (and now he’s blotto). His need to drink superseded his full-knowledge he was sabotaging himself LEGALLY within his divorce/custody “battle” (he’s always
October 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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‘I’m Fat and I’m Going to Hell.’ - DONALD J. TRUMP - No shit El Blotto? jojofromjerz.substack.com/p/im-fat-and...
‘I’m Fat and I’m Going to Hell.’
- DONALD J. TRUMP
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October 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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