If you like this type of shite artwork, I did a whole month of them last December ...
#AdventCalendarOfCrapPosters
#AdventCalendarOfCrapPosters
December 16, 2025 at 8:42 PM
If you like this type of shite artwork, I did a whole month of them last December ...
#AdventCalendarOfCrapPosters
#AdventCalendarOfCrapPosters
People seem to be playing the movie/TV mash-up title game, so can I please remind you about my #adventcalendarofcrapposters
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July 16, 2025 at 10:18 PM
People seem to be playing the movie/TV mash-up title game, so can I please remind you about my #adventcalendarofcrapposters
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A couple of my favourites from @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social ‘s recent #AdventCalendarOfCrapPosters
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January 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
A couple of my favourites from @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social ‘s recent #AdventCalendarOfCrapPosters
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My #AdventCalendarOfCrapPosters - Christmas Eve
"Racism, actually, is all around". The intertwined stories of funny Xmas bigots, all still more pleasant than Kris Marshall and his bag of condoms. The final act where they declare how much they hate people not like themselves is a real tear-jerker.
"Racism, actually, is all around". The intertwined stories of funny Xmas bigots, all still more pleasant than Kris Marshall and his bag of condoms. The final act where they declare how much they hate people not like themselves is a real tear-jerker.
December 24, 2024 at 9:32 AM
My #AdventCalendarOfCrapPosters - Christmas Eve
"Racism, actually, is all around". The intertwined stories of funny Xmas bigots, all still more pleasant than Kris Marshall and his bag of condoms. The final act where they declare how much they hate people not like themselves is a real tear-jerker.
"Racism, actually, is all around". The intertwined stories of funny Xmas bigots, all still more pleasant than Kris Marshall and his bag of condoms. The final act where they declare how much they hate people not like themselves is a real tear-jerker.
Day 24 of my #AdventCalendarOfCrapPosters
Will Smith investigates some rogue robots in a hospital, while simultaneously getting involved in various antics with James Bolam, Peter Bowles, and the one who was in the Rising Damp film. "I know I am, I'm sure I am. I am R.O.B.O.T."
Will Smith investigates some rogue robots in a hospital, while simultaneously getting involved in various antics with James Bolam, Peter Bowles, and the one who was in the Rising Damp film. "I know I am, I'm sure I am. I am R.O.B.O.T."
December 23, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Day 24 of my #AdventCalendarOfCrapPosters
Will Smith investigates some rogue robots in a hospital, while simultaneously getting involved in various antics with James Bolam, Peter Bowles, and the one who was in the Rising Damp film. "I know I am, I'm sure I am. I am R.O.B.O.T."
Will Smith investigates some rogue robots in a hospital, while simultaneously getting involved in various antics with James Bolam, Peter Bowles, and the one who was in the Rising Damp film. "I know I am, I'm sure I am. I am R.O.B.O.T."
Day 23 of my #AdventCalendarOfCrapPosters
Wendy Craig toys with having an affair and travels back in time, only for Geoffrey Palmer to get bummed in prison, and Nicholas Lyndhurst's arms fall off.
Wendy Craig toys with having an affair and travels back in time, only for Geoffrey Palmer to get bummed in prison, and Nicholas Lyndhurst's arms fall off.
December 22, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Day 23 of my #AdventCalendarOfCrapPosters
Wendy Craig toys with having an affair and travels back in time, only for Geoffrey Palmer to get bummed in prison, and Nicholas Lyndhurst's arms fall off.
Wendy Craig toys with having an affair and travels back in time, only for Geoffrey Palmer to get bummed in prison, and Nicholas Lyndhurst's arms fall off.
Day 22 of my #AdventCalendarOfCrapPosters
Keith Barron and Don Johnson's daughter go on a package holiday to Spain for 3 years plus a Xmas Special. Their sexual experimentation knows no bounds when they hide in a wardrobe with an hilariously thick foreign waiter.
Keith Barron and Don Johnson's daughter go on a package holiday to Spain for 3 years plus a Xmas Special. Their sexual experimentation knows no bounds when they hide in a wardrobe with an hilariously thick foreign waiter.
December 21, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Day 22 of my #AdventCalendarOfCrapPosters
Keith Barron and Don Johnson's daughter go on a package holiday to Spain for 3 years plus a Xmas Special. Their sexual experimentation knows no bounds when they hide in a wardrobe with an hilariously thick foreign waiter.
Keith Barron and Don Johnson's daughter go on a package holiday to Spain for 3 years plus a Xmas Special. Their sexual experimentation knows no bounds when they hide in a wardrobe with an hilariously thick foreign waiter.
Day 21 of my #AdventCalendarOfCrapPosters
A shady conglomerate hires someone who 'paints houses' to take out a high profile target. Unfortunately the request is taken literally, and Karl Howman & Elmo turn up.
A shady conglomerate hires someone who 'paints houses' to take out a high profile target. Unfortunately the request is taken literally, and Karl Howman & Elmo turn up.
December 20, 2024 at 6:08 PM
Day 21 of my #AdventCalendarOfCrapPosters
A shady conglomerate hires someone who 'paints houses' to take out a high profile target. Unfortunately the request is taken literally, and Karl Howman & Elmo turn up.
A shady conglomerate hires someone who 'paints houses' to take out a high profile target. Unfortunately the request is taken literally, and Karl Howman & Elmo turn up.
Day 20 of my #AdventCalendarOfCrapPosters
Yahooo! Richard Burton recruits a wily team of hardened, whisky-swilling wildlife enthusiasts on a deadly adventure where they cure racism while looking at some badgers.
Yahooo! Richard Burton recruits a wily team of hardened, whisky-swilling wildlife enthusiasts on a deadly adventure where they cure racism while looking at some badgers.
December 19, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Day 20 of my #AdventCalendarOfCrapPosters
Yahooo! Richard Burton recruits a wily team of hardened, whisky-swilling wildlife enthusiasts on a deadly adventure where they cure racism while looking at some badgers.
Yahooo! Richard Burton recruits a wily team of hardened, whisky-swilling wildlife enthusiasts on a deadly adventure where they cure racism while looking at some badgers.
Day 19 of my #AdventCalendarOfCrapPosters
Karl Urban goes mad with guns while trying to save Yootha Joyce from a big tower block full of evil Nicholas Bond Owens. In 3D.
Karl Urban goes mad with guns while trying to save Yootha Joyce from a big tower block full of evil Nicholas Bond Owens. In 3D.
December 18, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Day 19 of my #AdventCalendarOfCrapPosters
Karl Urban goes mad with guns while trying to save Yootha Joyce from a big tower block full of evil Nicholas Bond Owens. In 3D.
Karl Urban goes mad with guns while trying to save Yootha Joyce from a big tower block full of evil Nicholas Bond Owens. In 3D.
Day 18 of my #AdventCalendarOfCrapPosters
After his wife leaves him, Ralph Bates goes after each member of the 1-2-1 Club in graphic but beautifully choreographed ways. The gun battle in the middle of Dazzling Darren's Mobile Discotheque is glorious.
After his wife leaves him, Ralph Bates goes after each member of the 1-2-1 Club in graphic but beautifully choreographed ways. The gun battle in the middle of Dazzling Darren's Mobile Discotheque is glorious.
December 17, 2024 at 6:21 PM
Day 18 of my #AdventCalendarOfCrapPosters
After his wife leaves him, Ralph Bates goes after each member of the 1-2-1 Club in graphic but beautifully choreographed ways. The gun battle in the middle of Dazzling Darren's Mobile Discotheque is glorious.
After his wife leaves him, Ralph Bates goes after each member of the 1-2-1 Club in graphic but beautifully choreographed ways. The gun battle in the middle of Dazzling Darren's Mobile Discotheque is glorious.
Day 17 of my #AdventCalendarOfCrapPosters
Hang about. Look out. Jude Law recalls the tale of Gudrun Ure trying to manage a nice European hotel, while battling the evil Scunner Campbell. You get to see Ralph Fiennes' old mingebag, in a gorgeously sumptuously colourful and symmetrical setting.
Hang about. Look out. Jude Law recalls the tale of Gudrun Ure trying to manage a nice European hotel, while battling the evil Scunner Campbell. You get to see Ralph Fiennes' old mingebag, in a gorgeously sumptuously colourful and symmetrical setting.
December 16, 2024 at 6:19 PM
Day 17 of my #AdventCalendarOfCrapPosters
Hang about. Look out. Jude Law recalls the tale of Gudrun Ure trying to manage a nice European hotel, while battling the evil Scunner Campbell. You get to see Ralph Fiennes' old mingebag, in a gorgeously sumptuously colourful and symmetrical setting.
Hang about. Look out. Jude Law recalls the tale of Gudrun Ure trying to manage a nice European hotel, while battling the evil Scunner Campbell. You get to see Ralph Fiennes' old mingebag, in a gorgeously sumptuously colourful and symmetrical setting.
Day 16 of my #AdventCalendarOfCrapPosters
Terry Wogan goes back home for his high school reunion, only to have a big Supermatch against Dan Aykroyd, while that pesky Kenny Everett tries to bend his giant mic. "You can never go home again. But I guess you can shop there with your chequebook & pen!"
Terry Wogan goes back home for his high school reunion, only to have a big Supermatch against Dan Aykroyd, while that pesky Kenny Everett tries to bend his giant mic. "You can never go home again. But I guess you can shop there with your chequebook & pen!"
December 15, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Day 16 of my #AdventCalendarOfCrapPosters
Terry Wogan goes back home for his high school reunion, only to have a big Supermatch against Dan Aykroyd, while that pesky Kenny Everett tries to bend his giant mic. "You can never go home again. But I guess you can shop there with your chequebook & pen!"
Terry Wogan goes back home for his high school reunion, only to have a big Supermatch against Dan Aykroyd, while that pesky Kenny Everett tries to bend his giant mic. "You can never go home again. But I guess you can shop there with your chequebook & pen!"
Day 15 of my #AdventCalendarOfCrapPosters
Kevin Costner's lawman shares a flat with father & son Doc Latimer. All manner of hi-jinks ensue, including a gunfight at the OK Corall, and an hilarious misunderstanding involving their housekeeper and secretary.
Kevin Costner's lawman shares a flat with father & son Doc Latimer. All manner of hi-jinks ensue, including a gunfight at the OK Corall, and an hilarious misunderstanding involving their housekeeper and secretary.
December 14, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Day 15 of my #AdventCalendarOfCrapPosters
Kevin Costner's lawman shares a flat with father & son Doc Latimer. All manner of hi-jinks ensue, including a gunfight at the OK Corall, and an hilarious misunderstanding involving their housekeeper and secretary.
Kevin Costner's lawman shares a flat with father & son Doc Latimer. All manner of hi-jinks ensue, including a gunfight at the OK Corall, and an hilarious misunderstanding involving their housekeeper and secretary.
Day 14 of my #AdventCalendarOfCrapPosters
Leonard Rossiter attempts to assassinate General De Gaule while trying to manage problematic supermarket staff. Also remade with Hollywood action legend 'Bruce'.
Leonard Rossiter attempts to assassinate General De Gaule while trying to manage problematic supermarket staff. Also remade with Hollywood action legend 'Bruce'.
December 13, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Day 14 of my #AdventCalendarOfCrapPosters
Leonard Rossiter attempts to assassinate General De Gaule while trying to manage problematic supermarket staff. Also remade with Hollywood action legend 'Bruce'.
Leonard Rossiter attempts to assassinate General De Gaule while trying to manage problematic supermarket staff. Also remade with Hollywood action legend 'Bruce'.
Day 13 of my #AdventCalendarOfCrapPosters
In one of those great episodes that takes place on location outside the school, Trevor gets drunk on the bus, Jonah falls in the sealion pit, Bullet gets lost in the forest, and Roland is devoured by cannibals. Broadcast just after Wes Craven’s Newsround.
In one of those great episodes that takes place on location outside the school, Trevor gets drunk on the bus, Jonah falls in the sealion pit, Bullet gets lost in the forest, and Roland is devoured by cannibals. Broadcast just after Wes Craven’s Newsround.
December 12, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Day 13 of my #AdventCalendarOfCrapPosters
In one of those great episodes that takes place on location outside the school, Trevor gets drunk on the bus, Jonah falls in the sealion pit, Bullet gets lost in the forest, and Roland is devoured by cannibals. Broadcast just after Wes Craven’s Newsround.
In one of those great episodes that takes place on location outside the school, Trevor gets drunk on the bus, Jonah falls in the sealion pit, Bullet gets lost in the forest, and Roland is devoured by cannibals. Broadcast just after Wes Craven’s Newsround.
Day 12 of my #AdventCalendarOfCrapPosters
Peter Sallis and Jennifer Love Hewitt accidentally kill Wally Batty when their sofa on wheels goes out of control. Even more hilarity ensues when Nora pushes Freddie Prinze Jr off her steps.
Peter Sallis and Jennifer Love Hewitt accidentally kill Wally Batty when their sofa on wheels goes out of control. Even more hilarity ensues when Nora pushes Freddie Prinze Jr off her steps.
December 11, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Day 12 of my #AdventCalendarOfCrapPosters
Peter Sallis and Jennifer Love Hewitt accidentally kill Wally Batty when their sofa on wheels goes out of control. Even more hilarity ensues when Nora pushes Freddie Prinze Jr off her steps.
Peter Sallis and Jennifer Love Hewitt accidentally kill Wally Batty when their sofa on wheels goes out of control. Even more hilarity ensues when Nora pushes Freddie Prinze Jr off her steps.
Day 11 of my #AdventCalendarOfCrapPosters
Love hasn't got a chance as Christian Slater goes on the run with Judi Dench in this roller coaster of violence, profanity & misunderstandings at middle class dinner parties. Christopher Walken is the villain who's as cold as yesterday's mashed po-tar-toes.
Love hasn't got a chance as Christian Slater goes on the run with Judi Dench in this roller coaster of violence, profanity & misunderstandings at middle class dinner parties. Christopher Walken is the villain who's as cold as yesterday's mashed po-tar-toes.
December 10, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Day 11 of my #AdventCalendarOfCrapPosters
Love hasn't got a chance as Christian Slater goes on the run with Judi Dench in this roller coaster of violence, profanity & misunderstandings at middle class dinner parties. Christopher Walken is the villain who's as cold as yesterday's mashed po-tar-toes.
Love hasn't got a chance as Christian Slater goes on the run with Judi Dench in this roller coaster of violence, profanity & misunderstandings at middle class dinner parties. Christopher Walken is the villain who's as cold as yesterday's mashed po-tar-toes.
Day 10 of my #AdventCalendarOfCrapPosters
Hilarity ensues as Sir Dennis unexpectedly pops round to discuss the promotion. Meanwhile, Terry's got a 16 year old girl pregnant and she won't stop talking bollocks about Dario Argento and Sonic Youth.
Hilarity ensues as Sir Dennis unexpectedly pops round to discuss the promotion. Meanwhile, Terry's got a 16 year old girl pregnant and she won't stop talking bollocks about Dario Argento and Sonic Youth.
December 9, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Day 10 of my #AdventCalendarOfCrapPosters
Hilarity ensues as Sir Dennis unexpectedly pops round to discuss the promotion. Meanwhile, Terry's got a 16 year old girl pregnant and she won't stop talking bollocks about Dario Argento and Sonic Youth.
Hilarity ensues as Sir Dennis unexpectedly pops round to discuss the promotion. Meanwhile, Terry's got a 16 year old girl pregnant and she won't stop talking bollocks about Dario Argento and Sonic Youth.
Day 9 of my #AdventCalendarOfCrapPosters
Hard-hitting crime drama that shows the exploits of an escaped convict (Roger Daltrey) who hides out in a West Country village full of hilarious stereotypes of thick country folk. And Adam Faith.
Hard-hitting crime drama that shows the exploits of an escaped convict (Roger Daltrey) who hides out in a West Country village full of hilarious stereotypes of thick country folk. And Adam Faith.
December 8, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Day 9 of my #AdventCalendarOfCrapPosters
Hard-hitting crime drama that shows the exploits of an escaped convict (Roger Daltrey) who hides out in a West Country village full of hilarious stereotypes of thick country folk. And Adam Faith.
Hard-hitting crime drama that shows the exploits of an escaped convict (Roger Daltrey) who hides out in a West Country village full of hilarious stereotypes of thick country folk. And Adam Faith.
Day 8 of my #AdventCalendarOfCrapPosters
Unbelievable hi-jinks as the posh stuffy James Bond and the common-as-muck Maximillian Largo open up rival antique stores next door to each other. Unforgettable for Donald Sinden in dungarees, and Kim Basinger's hapless Ringo.
Unbelievable hi-jinks as the posh stuffy James Bond and the common-as-muck Maximillian Largo open up rival antique stores next door to each other. Unforgettable for Donald Sinden in dungarees, and Kim Basinger's hapless Ringo.
December 7, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Day 8 of my #AdventCalendarOfCrapPosters
Unbelievable hi-jinks as the posh stuffy James Bond and the common-as-muck Maximillian Largo open up rival antique stores next door to each other. Unforgettable for Donald Sinden in dungarees, and Kim Basinger's hapless Ringo.
Unbelievable hi-jinks as the posh stuffy James Bond and the common-as-muck Maximillian Largo open up rival antique stores next door to each other. Unforgettable for Donald Sinden in dungarees, and Kim Basinger's hapless Ringo.
Day 7 of my #AdventCalendarOfCrapPosters
After being released from prison, Norman Stanley Fletcher - along with Ice Cube and Nicholas Lyndhurst - invents gangsta rap. Their song "Naff Tha Police!" is a big hit with the kids.
After being released from prison, Norman Stanley Fletcher - along with Ice Cube and Nicholas Lyndhurst - invents gangsta rap. Their song "Naff Tha Police!" is a big hit with the kids.
December 6, 2024 at 5:13 PM
Day 7 of my #AdventCalendarOfCrapPosters
After being released from prison, Norman Stanley Fletcher - along with Ice Cube and Nicholas Lyndhurst - invents gangsta rap. Their song "Naff Tha Police!" is a big hit with the kids.
After being released from prison, Norman Stanley Fletcher - along with Ice Cube and Nicholas Lyndhurst - invents gangsta rap. Their song "Naff Tha Police!" is a big hit with the kids.
Day 6 of my #AdventCalendarOfCrapPosters
After being jilted at the alter, Jan Francis joins the mafia and slaughters Vince in the back of an ice truck, to the sound of the quite good bit from Layla. All 30 songs on the soundtrack are sung by Paul Nicholas.
After being jilted at the alter, Jan Francis joins the mafia and slaughters Vince in the back of an ice truck, to the sound of the quite good bit from Layla. All 30 songs on the soundtrack are sung by Paul Nicholas.
December 5, 2024 at 7:14 PM
Day 6 of my #AdventCalendarOfCrapPosters
After being jilted at the alter, Jan Francis joins the mafia and slaughters Vince in the back of an ice truck, to the sound of the quite good bit from Layla. All 30 songs on the soundtrack are sung by Paul Nicholas.
After being jilted at the alter, Jan Francis joins the mafia and slaughters Vince in the back of an ice truck, to the sound of the quite good bit from Layla. All 30 songs on the soundtrack are sung by Paul Nicholas.
Day 5 of my #AdventCalendarOfCrapPosters
A group of immortal yellowcoats battle to the death to the sound of Queen singing 'Holiday Rock'. The final showdown between MacLeod and The Kathcart is incredible.
A group of immortal yellowcoats battle to the death to the sound of Queen singing 'Holiday Rock'. The final showdown between MacLeod and The Kathcart is incredible.
December 4, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Day 5 of my #AdventCalendarOfCrapPosters
A group of immortal yellowcoats battle to the death to the sound of Queen singing 'Holiday Rock'. The final showdown between MacLeod and The Kathcart is incredible.
A group of immortal yellowcoats battle to the death to the sound of Queen singing 'Holiday Rock'. The final showdown between MacLeod and The Kathcart is incredible.
Day 4 of my #AdventCalendarOfCrapPosters
New heist caper where Albert Square's favourite GP and his crack team plans to rob 3 bingo halls in Walford in one night, probably all owned by Wilmott-Brown.
New heist caper where Albert Square's favourite GP and his crack team plans to rob 3 bingo halls in Walford in one night, probably all owned by Wilmott-Brown.
December 3, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Day 4 of my #AdventCalendarOfCrapPosters
New heist caper where Albert Square's favourite GP and his crack team plans to rob 3 bingo halls in Walford in one night, probably all owned by Wilmott-Brown.
New heist caper where Albert Square's favourite GP and his crack team plans to rob 3 bingo halls in Walford in one night, probably all owned by Wilmott-Brown.