I got my 23andMe test results, and some of the hilarious highlights:
*81% more likely to not experience hair loss
*84% more likely to not have a bald spot
*81% more likely to not have a cleft chin
*52% more likely to not sneeze when exposed to bright light
*58% more likely to not have a widow’s peak
*81% more likely to not experience hair loss
*84% more likely to not have a bald spot
*81% more likely to not have a cleft chin
*52% more likely to not sneeze when exposed to bright light
*58% more likely to not have a widow’s peak
October 18, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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and they finally figured out i'm french canadian instead of just pushing it all back to france
(i did this & 23andme back in the day because I wanted to laugh and it never stops bringing giggles)
(i did this & 23andme back in the day because I wanted to laugh and it never stops bringing giggles)
October 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Remember when I said white people were doing DNA tests and waking up brown overnight?
I know this site has the juice when someone on here is race faking as Arab because 23AndMe told them they’re like 3% North African and then they said they’re “Black Lite” and “African American”
I need a nap
I know this site has the juice when someone on here is race faking as Arab because 23AndMe told them they’re like 3% North African and then they said they’re “Black Lite” and “African American”
I need a nap
October 17, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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No rush, already have my 23andMe & Ancestry tests uploaded there along with a load of other kits I manage. Been there years before they started charging 😂
October 16, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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I think it was Chris Rufo who posted his 23andMe results on Twitter a few years ago to prove how white he was, but he cropped the screenshot so juuuuust a little bit of the purple bar (meaning North African/West Asian ancestry) was visible. Not sure if anyone else noticed but I thought it was funny.
October 16, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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I'm giddy about my swag haul today.
When I saw the Rosalind Franklin shirt, I gushed about her and said how I used her photo to represent humans in my thesis's phylogeny
It was supposed to be a raffle prize, but I was so excited they just gave me one 😂💖🧬
When I saw the Rosalind Franklin shirt, I gushed about her and said how I used her photo to represent humans in my thesis's phylogeny
It was supposed to be a raffle prize, but I was so excited they just gave me one 😂💖🧬
October 15, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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However plenty of Israelis have done 23andMe either by leaving the country or just ordering them from Amazon.
Israel also does a lot of population level DNA research and Ashkenazic Jews have some of the most closely studied DNA of any population.
Israel also does a lot of population level DNA research and Ashkenazic Jews have some of the most closely studied DNA of any population.
October 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Where's the best #ASHG25 swag? Anything a kid would like? Miss those 23andme genetics books for kids!
October 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Targets incl: Asmaa al-Assad, wife of Bashar, Hollywood star Jared Leto, Blackwater founder Erik Prince, Austropop star Wolfgang Ambros, 23andMe co-founder Anne Wojcicki, an ex PM of Qatar & an editor at Indonesian media partner Tempo.
October 15, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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Two years after a data breach, 23andMe is disputing potential fraudulent claims and is pursuing a “streamlined” process requiring customers to verify their identities.
23andMe Clients Navigate Uncertain Future Two Years After Breach
On the morning of Sept. 25, Elvira Olguín called into a St. Louis court hearing in the 23andMe bankruptcy from Málaga, Spain, sitting beside her son, who guided her through the proceedings.
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October 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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One would think so and yet 🤷
Have you read the stories back in the day when 23andme came out and a lot of them were shocked to learn that they aren't the pure master race? It was glorious!
Have you read the stories back in the day when 23andme came out and a lot of them were shocked to learn that they aren't the pure master race? It was glorious!
October 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Another major surveillance provider exposed: First Wap
Its product was used to track some very high-profile figures
www.lighthousereports.com/investigatio...
Its product was used to track some very high-profile figures
www.lighthousereports.com/investigatio...
October 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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guy talking like the fake genetics they use in bullshit 23andMe results: "actually everyone else is doing race science"
October 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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That’s correct, correct (race doesn’t exist at all biologically though, and cannot be measured in any way) and correct (except for the fact that you are saying in spreading 23andme BS, which is demonstrably and laughable false)
October 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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I want to see the 23andMe report.
October 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Erik Prince, Blackwater founder
Anne Wojcicki, 23andMe founder
Jared Leto, actor
Sophia, simply getting a driving lesson
Just some of the thousands of people in 100 countries we discovered were targeted by phone-tracking tech sold by a secretive firm called First Wap ow.ly/2LUF50Xb7KE
Anne Wojcicki, 23andMe founder
Jared Leto, actor
Sophia, simply getting a driving lesson
Just some of the thousands of people in 100 countries we discovered were targeted by phone-tracking tech sold by a secretive firm called First Wap ow.ly/2LUF50Xb7KE
The surveillance empire that tracked world leaders, a Vatican enemy, and maybe you
We uncovered a massive data trove. It revealed the hidden world of First Wap, whose untraceable tech has targeted politicians, journalists, celebrities, and activists around the globe.
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October 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Parmi les victimes, un cadre d'Airbus Defence and Space en poste dans le Golfe, un journaliste enquêtant sur le Vatican, l'acteur Jared Leto ou encore Anne Wojcicki, fondatrice de la start-up à succès 23andMe et alors épouse du cofondateur de Google...
First Wap, la discrète entreprise de cybersurveillance chargée de suivre à la trace journalistes, personnalités et cadres dirigeants
Peu connu du grand public, ce vétéran du secteur vend depuis plus de vingt ans une solution de géolocalisation, y compris à des régimes autoritaires. Parmi ses cibles : un journaliste enquêtant sur le...
www.lemonde.fr
October 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Two years after a data breach, 23andMe is disputing potential fraudulent claims and is pursuing a “streamlined” process requiring customers to verify their identities.
23andMe Clients Navigate Uncertain Future Two Years After Breach
On the morning of Sept. 25, Elvira Olguín called into a St. Louis court hearing in the 23andMe bankruptcy from Málaga, Spain, sitting beside her son, who guided her through the proceedings.
bit.ly
October 14, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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as a point this is ancestry vs 23andme, it may just be because the number of regions but a lot of the percentages vary for me. i also have historically varied a lot when compared to relatives, such as my father
October 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Ty 🥹 I designed it back when I worked at 23andMe
October 14, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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This description is not reflective of the much more cerebral abstract, nor source of research. The research was part paid for by 23andMe, a genetic testing company. They filed for bankruptcy earlier this year, only to be purchased by a non-profit created by their former CEO.
October 14, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Genetic study reveals links between cannabis use and mental health
https://www.newsbeep.com/ca/211256/
University of California San Diego of Medicine researchers, in collaboration with the genetic testing company 23andMe, have identified…
https://www.newsbeep.com/ca/211256/
University of California San Diego of Medicine researchers, in collaboration with the genetic testing company 23andMe, have identified…
Genetic study reveals links between cannabis use and mental health - Canada News Beep
University of California San Diego of Medicine researchers, in collaboration with the genetic testing company 23andMe, have identified regions of the human
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October 14, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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My genetic haploid group is X2aC through my paternal #nativeamerican lineage 🌩️🐻🔥🪶🐢🦅 @Ancestry @23andMe #nativetwitter #nativefacebook #nativetiktok #nativeinstagram
October 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Millions of 23andMe users face a new reality: their genetic data up for sale in bankruptcy. Will promises of privacy hold? Or is your immutable DNA about to be exploited by new owners in pharma, insurance, and law enforcement? Full story: thomaster.substack.com/p/23andmes-g... #DataRights #DNA
23andMe’s Genetic Goldmine Up for Auction
A mammoth database of 15 million immutable genomes is set to trade hands in bankruptcy—undermining privacy promises and opening the door to insurance, pharmaceutical, and law-enforcement exploits.
thomaster.substack.com
October 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Des chercheurs de l’Université de Californie à San Diego, en collaboration avec la société de tests génétiques 23andMe, ont mené une étude d’association à l’échelle du génome portant sur
October 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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