Have you tried loaded taco Doritos? Highly recommend.

I know pointing out their hypocrisy is pointless but seriously...

This little freak is very adorable

I wasn't sure if I wanted to know the full context of this but holy shit I'm so glad I looked to find out

At age not quite 3, my son picked a tortilla chip up off the floor in the Mexico area of Epcot, and before my wife and I could process what was about to happen...chomp.

I've been rewatching it, and twice in the past week while eating fries Jenna's improv popped into my head

"I sure do like them French fried potaters"

"No you don't, Oprah."

Modern day Mortal Kombat lore has gone pretty heavy on time travel/alternate timeline shenanigans, and it's pretty awesome IMO. But it does mean that dying in the MK universe is sorta like dying in the Marvel comic book universe: there's a good chance that, eventually, you'll be fine.

The hackiest late night writers are absolutely dunking on this administration, and they're still pulling off their agenda mostly unimpeded...what the fuck do you even do with this?

Never tried that but definitely making a note of it. Thanks!

I make vegetarian sloppy joes on a regular basis, and even with the extra expense of veg. ground beef, I could still make DOZENS for $20!!

Every time I watch Last Week Tonight and the app immediately suggests Bill Maher to me, I feel insulted on John Oliver's behalf.

So this is how I discover there's no toaster emoji

If Elon ever finds himself experiencing a severe mental crisis...I hope he just keeps it to himself.