protector of the realm
@zyxn.bsky.social
zyon ♃
26🍀| he/him | 🏳️🌈
leo ☾ gemini ☼ sagittarius ↑
i’m just livin that life
📸: instagram.com/zyon.perkins
🧿🧿🧿
26🍀| he/him | 🏳️🌈
leo ☾ gemini ☼ sagittarius ↑
i’m just livin that life
📸: instagram.com/zyon.perkins
🧿🧿🧿
work bestie just called and said she quit 😭
December 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
work bestie just called and said she quit 😭
i deserve an award for how many times this year i said i’d get my life together and didn’t
December 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
i deserve an award for how many times this year i said i’d get my life together and didn’t
it’s that timeeee 😙💨💨
October 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
it’s that timeeee 😙💨💨
this how cardi was sounding on that phone about ice spice lmfaooooo
September 30, 2025 at 7:51 PM
this how cardi was sounding on that phone about ice spice lmfaooooo
just remembered i’ve gotta go into the office tomorrow 😭
September 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM
just remembered i’ve gotta go into the office tomorrow 😭
they let the new white girl in the office order lunch for everyone tomorrow and this bitch got bagels… for lunch…
September 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
they let the new white girl in the office order lunch for everyone tomorrow and this bitch got bagels… for lunch…
waking up traumatized bc i had a dream that i was straight 😦
August 12, 2025 at 10:56 AM
waking up traumatized bc i had a dream that i was straight 😦
the dark urge storyline in bg3 is just sooo well done. the scenes that follow the last choice you make really set this game off fr
August 4, 2025 at 3:15 AM
the dark urge storyline in bg3 is just sooo well done. the scenes that follow the last choice you make really set this game off fr
me at work trying not to be here:
coworker: “zyon do you mind helping m—“
coworker: “zyon do you mind helping m—“
July 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
me at work trying not to be here:
coworker: “zyon do you mind helping m—“
coworker: “zyon do you mind helping m—“
choosing me and calling out today 🙂↕️
July 28, 2025 at 1:18 PM
choosing me and calling out today 🙂↕️
just had a meeting with a bitch i hate at work and this hoe had the audacity to try and make me look bad in front of my bosses and i was FORCED to gather her with no mercy. like girl FUCK YOU!!!!!
July 24, 2025 at 2:03 PM
just had a meeting with a bitch i hate at work and this hoe had the audacity to try and make me look bad in front of my bosses and i was FORCED to gather her with no mercy. like girl FUCK YOU!!!!!
beyoncé owes me nothing!! 🤠
July 14, 2025 at 1:20 PM
beyoncé owes me nothing!! 🤠
just now able to process beyoncé and all imma say is… there’s something about atl night 3 for her! she spoiled us BAD 😭
July 14, 2025 at 5:04 AM
just now able to process beyoncé and all imma say is… there’s something about atl night 3 for her! she spoiled us BAD 😭
a happy boy 4 shots deep excited to see queen bey!
July 13, 2025 at 7:47 PM
a happy boy 4 shots deep excited to see queen bey!
beyoncé girl i’m finna get brunch, change clothes, smoke, and then i’ll be otw!!!
July 13, 2025 at 2:12 PM
beyoncé girl i’m finna get brunch, change clothes, smoke, and then i’ll be otw!!!
road trip playlist made. bags packed. weed rolled up. beyoncé sweetie i am on the way!!!
July 12, 2025 at 1:21 PM
road trip playlist made. bags packed. weed rolled up. beyoncé sweetie i am on the way!!!
nicki is such a loser lmfao like girl shut upppp damn!
July 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
nicki is such a loser lmfao like girl shut upppp damn!
happy saturday friends! throw some ass around today for good luck!
July 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
happy saturday friends! throw some ass around today for good luck!
happy juneteenth pt. 2!
July 4, 2025 at 2:27 PM
happy juneteenth pt. 2!
today i just wanna get rly high and listen to my classical vinyls
July 3, 2025 at 3:42 PM
today i just wanna get rly high and listen to my classical vinyls
me seeing the diddy verdict??! wdym not guilty!?
July 2, 2025 at 2:29 PM
me seeing the diddy verdict??! wdym not guilty!?
swiped too far in my instagram dms and saw flashes of a past life…
June 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
swiped too far in my instagram dms and saw flashes of a past life…
finna call beyoncé and tell her she better park that damn cadillac before she get to atl bc baby we don’t play about safety!!!
June 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
finna call beyoncé and tell her she better park that damn cadillac before she get to atl bc baby we don’t play about safety!!!