If I’m not speeding, then speed limit signs telling me not to speed are illegal 😎 somebody make me a heartbeat away from the presidency

If I haven’t committed a crime, then telling me not to commit a crime is illegal 😎

And the Peacock commentators were like “That’s what we expect from Richarlison 😂🙏” which is just not how trying to injure other players should be discussed

Pretty poor, but I’d rather we learn this right now when we’re up 3 rather than when a game is down to the wire

Studs into the shin should’ve been an easy yellow at the least. Looked bad in real time, looked worse in the replay

Okay, thank you Daily Cannon

Only when VAR says I can be ready

You can’t spell Marriage A-la-Mode without Mar-a-Lago

Martha Blackburn thinks the military should betray the Constitution. Simple as that.