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i’m watching videos of seals poking their head out of water, and man, refraction is still so trippy
January 24, 2026 at 1:02 AM
i’m watching videos of seals poking their head out of water, and man, refraction is still so trippy
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MMmMMmMMmMmmMm... CHIP
January 22, 2026 at 8:30 AM
MMmMMmMMmMmmMm... CHIP
@mongreldog.bsky.social I'm confused but thinking of you
January 21, 2026 at 9:51 AM
@mongreldog.bsky.social I'm confused but thinking of you
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there are too many posts on here about "world events" and "AI" and not nearly enough about "Mitsibushi Delica"
January 20, 2026 at 9:33 PM
there are too many posts on here about "world events" and "AI" and not nearly enough about "Mitsibushi Delica"
it's "feel violently ill about how your life is terrible yet has no meaningful route to improvement thus you are doomed to live like this forever" week here apparently and I'm not sure how to kick myself out of it
January 20, 2026 at 5:14 PM
it's "feel violently ill about how your life is terrible yet has no meaningful route to improvement thus you are doomed to live like this forever" week here apparently and I'm not sure how to kick myself out of it
I’m reading the annual accounts for a local seal rescue charity and they are so salty
January 20, 2026 at 2:50 PM
I’m reading the annual accounts for a local seal rescue charity and they are so salty
I phoned the dentist two hours ago and booked an appointment for Wednesday
They’ve just phoned me to remind me of my appointment on Wednesday
They’ve just phoned me to remind me of my appointment on Wednesday
January 19, 2026 at 3:51 PM
I phoned the dentist two hours ago and booked an appointment for Wednesday
They’ve just phoned me to remind me of my appointment on Wednesday
They’ve just phoned me to remind me of my appointment on Wednesday
it is zero days since I last googled "skillet in British"
January 18, 2026 at 5:26 PM
it is zero days since I last googled "skillet in British"
just woke up from a nightmare wherein I had to film an incredibly awkward Eurovision Song Contest postcard
January 18, 2026 at 3:30 AM
just woke up from a nightmare wherein I had to film an incredibly awkward Eurovision Song Contest postcard
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liquidating steam trading cards for 84 pence credit so I can buy a friend a birthday present
January 14, 2026 at 2:14 PM
liquidating steam trading cards for 84 pence credit so I can buy a friend a birthday present
just remembered that time I caught covid in March 2020 and really did get an actual phone call from Porton Down
just changed my duvet cover and like five minutes afterwards I got a call from the government and apparently it's the worst anyone's ever done it and they're sending a team to euthanise me :|
January 14, 2026 at 10:34 AM
just remembered that time I caught covid in March 2020 and really did get an actual phone call from Porton Down
i’m confused to learn that IKEA don’t do swing bins
January 14, 2026 at 10:32 AM
i’m confused to learn that IKEA don’t do swing bins
mild excitement here as a colleague tried to tell someone to log out and back in again but actually said "if you resign it will fix all the problems"
January 13, 2026 at 11:32 AM
mild excitement here as a colleague tried to tell someone to log out and back in again but actually said "if you resign it will fix all the problems"
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i have the posture of a gremlin
January 11, 2026 at 5:14 PM
i have the posture of a gremlin
here's my tier-list of games I launched on Steam during 2025
shout out to Tchia (currently 75% off) if you want a chill game
shout out to Tchia (currently 75% off) if you want a chill game
January 11, 2026 at 8:35 PM
here's my tier-list of games I launched on Steam during 2025
shout out to Tchia (currently 75% off) if you want a chill game
shout out to Tchia (currently 75% off) if you want a chill game
I redeemed my Octopus® voucher on a free salted caramel latte from Greggs® only to realise I do not like the salted caramel lattes from Greggs®
January 7, 2026 at 1:45 PM
I redeemed my Octopus® voucher on a free salted caramel latte from Greggs® only to realise I do not like the salted caramel lattes from Greggs®
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If you've got a history book at home, take it out, throw it in the bin, it's worthless. The history books, now, will have to be rewritten. They'll simply say "foxes caught frolicking with snowman at Lincoln Cathedral", everything else will be a footnote.
January 6, 2026 at 5:01 PM
If you've got a history book at home, take it out, throw it in the bin, it's worthless. The history books, now, will have to be rewritten. They'll simply say "foxes caught frolicking with snowman at Lincoln Cathedral", everything else will be a footnote.
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barney when i shake a bag of barney treats
January 3, 2026 at 5:35 PM
barney when i shake a bag of barney treats
kinda tempted to get a gym membership on one of these new year deals but not actually go until February when the crowds die down
January 3, 2026 at 5:18 PM
kinda tempted to get a gym membership on one of these new year deals but not actually go until February when the crowds die down
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January 2, 2026 at 8:52 PM