For when all you have is apple... youtu.be/72KADLQYfOM

youtu.be/VkCKhLAzoBU

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Probably, though the organised mass murder mostly got going with the start of the war, and especially intensified after the invasion of the USSR. And of course if they had been stopped before invading Poland, they would have had far fewer people under their control to murder.

Arguably in hindsight France and Britain declaring war on Germany when they remilitarised the Rhineland would have been good and righteous but in that timeline that wouldn't be seen as such because in that timeline the Nazis don't get to do nearly the same amount of crimes against humanity

nobody carrying a ten foot pole to poke at suspicious spots on the ceiling anymore

Yeah, laws are downstream from morality, they don't just come from some platonic realm of ideal justice

If you don't have children if you die in debt you made a profit!

"Yeah I do, the difference is my morality is not rooted in hurting people."

three lil fopses tumbling out of the portal at once

ice/normal/fire or dark is a very good trio of types for coverage!

biting?

Leaving the bro'neill cylinder to go to Luna like Goku taking off his weights

Also realistic: The soldiers are wearing protective goggles! (Though the goggles for an orange beam should probably be blue or green and not also oorange...)

Unrealistic: No mass-blinding of bystanders

A pulse laser in the "blasting" regime is basically like exploding a small bomb at the surface of your body

So for a close approximation of what one would do to you look up "firecracker injury" (do not actually do this)