AI-suggested text responses are really helpful when you need to console someone grieving a death

I went in a sensory deprivation tank once but I got bored so I started drinking the water until I threw up

due to last night's election results I can feel the whimsy returning to my body that I lost in 2019

Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.

Happy Zohran Day to all who celebrate!!

you can tell by this guy's desktop that he just wants to be miserable

APPLE FIX YOUR BROKEN PHONE 😡

just went into a new coworker's office for the first time and saw a mug on her desk that said "leftist tears"

crazy to see Nintendo morph from a beloved video game purveyor to the greediest company imaginable in only a decade

I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.

This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.

bro if the government shuts down why do I still have to pay my federal student loans

I LOVE M&MS ESPECIALLY THE SEXY GREEN M&M LADY

My "radical" agenda?

Make this city affordable, keep New York safe and turn the page on the billionaire-backed politics of Andrew Cuomo.

New ad now running on Fox News.

they're going to ruin it, aren't they 😭

scrolling through Instagram reels earlier and see a guy's penis clearly fall out of his boxers multiple times in one short video. reported it for nudity and hours later Instagram sends me this 💀

Skibidi Liberal

I noticed that Another Crab's Treasure is on sale for $18 on steam - I genuinely could not recommend this game enough. It is a genuinely charming, difficult, yet rewarding experience. The developers at AggroCrab dumped miles of love and care into the storyline, environmental design, soundtrack, etc.

B̷̩̘̲̖̜͗̎͝e̷͔͚̪͕̋͋̆̈́̈́̍͐͒ ̷̛͕̹̬̤͙͉̟̥̈́̍͛̀̃N̷̼̠͈̦̩͊̈́̊̊͐͑̈́̇ṳ̵̯͕̟̠͚̎͝ ̵̳̥̮̀͐Ṟ̷̩̦͙͙͎̄̔̆̽́̐̕͘o̴̢͚̭͙̞̪̽͆́͂̆̎͝ ̷̧̛̱̲͙̫̮̉͑̂̉͗̿̿M̴̘̻͙͓̞̮̎̈ă̴̢͖̜͕̣̜̞͜ ̸̬͚̳̑̑́N̸̈́͜͜ȧ̴̡̱͕̼̭̓̐̀̄͘̚͠ ̶̧͖͕͎̲̤͉͊̿̄̎́̆͝M̸̧̱̦̯̘͚͚̻̀̂ȩ̸̛͙̠͋̄ ̸͓̝̯̹̈́͑̀͠C̴̲̲̽̈̂̐͗̂͠ọ̶͔͇̜͆͋̽̾̀͠r̸͎͌ȃ̵̞̥͔͔́̿̓̈́̿͝f̴̲̌͜ừ̸̡̨̋̉̇̕ ̷̠̖͒́̅̑̿͗̉͠B̷̬̼̽̑e̸̗̱̓̌̌͂̕ ̶̨̋N̸͚̜͎͈̿ǔ̵̬̣̎̿͛̌ ̸̘̣̼̓̒̈́͑͛̂́R̵̻̠̳̱͓̱̓͐o̸̡̰̦͓̰̖͑̅ ̶͎͔̂͊͋̒̽̽͠M̶̰̯̲͕̎̍̄ä̷̞̬́̓̀̈́̈́̈́͘͝ͅ ̴̡̞̟͉̻͎̊̒Ṋ̴̢̡̥̩͖͕̍ạ̸͈̯̘͉̦̅̈́̂̆̎͐̾ ̸̘̩̪̟͈̤̗̒M̶̨̡͎̜̈̂́͂̽͘̕ę̸̩͈̦̪͍̟̻͆ ̴̡̘̯̻̹͐̏͐ͅͅC̷͔̲̣̹̝̜͚͎̈ơ̵͈͇̤̮̣̓̍͑̕r̸̢͎̄̑̄a̷̦̖͌̅ͅf̶̻̃̑̀̍̈́ũ̷̦͕̻̫̔̊̓͊̀́̈́ ̴̛̜͔̠̼͎̦̐̅̃̽͛͘B̷̧̖͎̭́͊̆̾́̂́͘͜è̴̫̮̒̎̐ ̵̬̯͇͕̤̻̕͜N̷͇͈̟̫̾͑́̈́͊ȗ̸̡̮͍̲̣͕̤͊͌͆̍̿́ͅ ̴͇̓́̑̐̓̉̕͜͝R̶̫̱͔̰̤̄o̷͇̎̐ ̷̨͙̩͙̙͖́̔̇͛͊M̸͎̟̩̬͓͌̉͆͊͊̊͝a̷̟̙̟̠͓͇͑͗̑̄ ̶̢̮̞͔̳̈́̓̉̌͝ͅN̸͚̦͕̗̄̂͆̀͑̚̚ͅa̶̛̫̩͍͉͎͈̅̋͜͠͝͝ ̵̤͓̳̈̇̍͘ͅḾ̵͓̈ḗ̷̟̼̌̔̐͗̅ ̵̠̯̳̊̓͌͌̂C̶̨̢̐̒ȍ̷̖̹̼̗̀͘r̴͚̰̰͛̉̅̽̽͗͘ȃ̷̛̙̩̦̤͉̗̘̦̈f̵̳̺̬̠͇̉͜ụ̵̡͇̺̃́̎̓̽̀ ̷̠͙̥̫͍̗͔̏͋̈́̈̑͜B̴̢̩̭͚̎͂͐͆̇̄̚̚ë̶́̎̊̓̀͐̈ͅ ̸̛͔̯͍̪̓̆̈́̈́Ń̴̛̫̳̕ũ̴̢̟̞̟͚̦͉̎͋̑̐̋̔ ̴̭̟͝͝R̸̘̪̃o̵͓̤̩͚̯͋́͑̈́̄ ̷̫̣͇͖͑̇͊̀̂́͂M̶̧̙͇̂͐å̷̙̬̯̦̗ ̷̟͚̬̯̩̇̊͆̊͋̄Ń̷̨̰̺͈̖̜̏a̵̯͉̥̋̽̾̅ ̶̧͔̱͜͝M̸̧̛̛̖̤̭͍̖̉̂̒̽́͐ͅë̴̯̲̅̐ ̵̡͍͔̙̦̩̳͋͗̃̈́̋ͅC̶̫͐̈͌͌o̸̼͠r̷̞̱̣̼̤͖͈̂̓͜a̸͓̰͚̯͊̊͊f̵̹͙͑͂͆u̶̧̬͊

wanted to share some thoughts i’ve been having since the emiru twitchcon situation went down and the current climate on twitch

tw: sexual harassment

anybody have an everdrive they would be willing to sell to a bald man

from my experience working in nursing homes, it looks like he doesn't even know where he is. also clearly can't stand / move independently. the fact that this isn't grounds for immediate removal from office is nauseating

funniest title + live stream preview combo I've ever seen @txsomb.bsky.social

The NYC mayoral debate starts with Mamdani promising to raise taxes "on Andrew Cuomo's donors."

it's impossible to say "holy crap" with aura

I DO NOT take the Lord's name in vain!!!!!!! Jesus is inside me and it feels so good to be a Christian!!!!!!!!!