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C++, Python, Swift. Full stack. Developing algos for automated trading systems and more. Love to search for patterns in apparent chaos. 🐈 🐾Cat person.

🇸🇪 Swedish expat in southern Europe.

Stop asking me for the phone number to Aknot.
November 27, 2025 at 9:56 AM
The problem is: the US quitting is not an option before Europe has acquired military capabilities matching those of the US. It will take years at best.

Until that day, this is Rutte's job: it's tough, but somebody's gotta do it.
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Virtually every programming language has equivalents of the lower() function in Python, converting strings to lowercase chars, precisely to avoid fuckups like that.

... and still, people do stupid shit like that? Incredible.
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
November 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Smell is manageable: just put some of that peppermint gunk undertakers use when they handle rotting corpses under your nostrils and you'll be fine.
November 22, 2025 at 3:57 AM
My favourite mystery object back then: you can never guess what this thing did.
November 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
It never gets old:
November 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
November 20, 2025 at 4:32 AM
When I get tired of reading up on AutoML, it's kinda fun to fuck around with chat GPT:
November 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Addendum: here is an example of how a message is loaded into the buffer from another module (in another process):

Also, I always rely on edge_tts: nicer voices, less buggy and works better is you run WSL 2.0 and would like to play sounds through the windows sound system (my use case).
November 18, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Just for fun: a module that relies on a numpy array "core_soundmess" stored in shared memory.
This way, any module in your app can add a text to the array, that works as a message buffer.
The sound loop then plays the messages one by one, and deletes them from the buffer after playing.
November 18, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I'm as guilty as anyone else. Authentic photo of the incident:
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Yes.
November 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
"....I have no idea what they analyzed...."

Neither had the doctors, apparently?
November 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Can you see the expression in Johnson's eyes?😆
November 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
At this point, what's the difference between Karoline Leavitt and Maria Zakharova? Both are equally honest and truthful.
November 12, 2025 at 8:38 PM
"we won everything in between. We won everything that came before."

Well, why bother learning history when you can simply rewrite it to fit your latest speech or Twitter rant?
November 12, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Ragnarök. That fairytale killed everyone on Earth.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ragnar%...
November 12, 2025 at 7:05 AM
A universal truth about politicians everywhere:
November 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The security guy at the Louvre:
November 9, 2025 at 2:11 AM
......👀
November 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
November 4, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Aknot approves.
November 4, 2025 at 11:27 AM
The French have a unique and very effective way of dealing with public officials who don't seem to know their place.
Maybe the Americans have something to learn?

(photo allegedly from a demo in Paris)
November 3, 2025 at 1:54 AM
...aaand it will be covered in gold paint, no doubt...
October 30, 2025 at 3:31 AM