Zordabo™
@zordabo.bsky.social
Cat enjoyer. Easily the greatest bassist ever not even close (I can name all 4 strings with my eyes closed). I strive to ensure that everyone knows how modest & humble I am. I hardly stream, make sure to sub twitch.tv/zordabo
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Zordabo™
@zordabo.bsky.social
· Jun 5
JF: the content you might be looking for: some very slow biscuits being lovingly made by Passport1234.
I wish this guy was my bff
oh god still seeing stories about cr7 scoring goals NO ONE CARES ANYMORE!!
January 22, 2026 at 3:30 AM
oh god still seeing stories about cr7 scoring goals NO ONE CARES ANYMORE!!
Anyway my cuz hates tech but god damn give him ingredients and he will create art.
January 21, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Anyway my cuz hates tech but god damn give him ingredients and he will create art.
cousin is 50 and a hardcore luddite and just said to me, "on the whats it called, that typing pad thing"
Keyboard, he meant keyboard lol. I love when humans are simultaneously brilliant af but also dumb af. Its a good way to be.
Keyboard, he meant keyboard lol. I love when humans are simultaneously brilliant af but also dumb af. Its a good way to be.
January 21, 2026 at 11:38 PM
cousin is 50 and a hardcore luddite and just said to me, "on the whats it called, that typing pad thing"
Keyboard, he meant keyboard lol. I love when humans are simultaneously brilliant af but also dumb af. Its a good way to be.
Keyboard, he meant keyboard lol. I love when humans are simultaneously brilliant af but also dumb af. Its a good way to be.
Thinking about Dom who was a really intelligent guy........ mostly. He was such a bad influence on me but in the end any stupid decisions I made were my decisions. Anyway Dom had a super power, he could tell you what was wrong with your car down to the individual part but couldn't fix cars at all
January 21, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Thinking about Dom who was a really intelligent guy........ mostly. He was such a bad influence on me but in the end any stupid decisions I made were my decisions. Anyway Dom had a super power, he could tell you what was wrong with your car down to the individual part but couldn't fix cars at all
Before you label yourself something (or write stupid shit like this post) remember, those who speak do not know and those who know do not speak.
ie. since I posted this, I am officially in the former camp FUCK!! :)
ie. since I posted this, I am officially in the former camp FUCK!! :)
January 21, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Before you label yourself something (or write stupid shit like this post) remember, those who speak do not know and those who know do not speak.
ie. since I posted this, I am officially in the former camp FUCK!! :)
ie. since I posted this, I am officially in the former camp FUCK!! :)
Nerd work gripe rant time.
I don't know who needs to hear this but if you're asking guys to get asset info like models, serial # etc after you've already installed the shit then you're a fucken annoying cunt. Why do I have to go back to the rack just give me the serial #!!!!
I don't know who needs to hear this but if you're asking guys to get asset info like models, serial # etc after you've already installed the shit then you're a fucken annoying cunt. Why do I have to go back to the rack just give me the serial #!!!!
January 21, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Nerd work gripe rant time.
I don't know who needs to hear this but if you're asking guys to get asset info like models, serial # etc after you've already installed the shit then you're a fucken annoying cunt. Why do I have to go back to the rack just give me the serial #!!!!
I don't know who needs to hear this but if you're asking guys to get asset info like models, serial # etc after you've already installed the shit then you're a fucken annoying cunt. Why do I have to go back to the rack just give me the serial #!!!!
are we still calling them subtweets?
January 21, 2026 at 3:41 AM
are we still calling them subtweets?
Trust me, if you want to find the true zen then find someone on the internet who lists zen buddhism in their profile, trust bro trust. I SAID TRUST ME!! Don't be a part of the problem because you feel entitled. We're all assholes.
January 21, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Trust me, if you want to find the true zen then find someone on the internet who lists zen buddhism in their profile, trust bro trust. I SAID TRUST ME!! Don't be a part of the problem because you feel entitled. We're all assholes.
"I want someone with growth mindset" I'm so surprised that some of these people who say this are on dating sites considering how perfect they are.
January 21, 2026 at 3:09 AM
"I want someone with growth mindset" I'm so surprised that some of these people who say this are on dating sites considering how perfect they are.
Seen a few vids of people playing it and saying how amazing it is but it feels like they've been paid to say that because it's really really sub par at a glance.
January 20, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Seen a few vids of people playing it and saying how amazing it is but it feels like they've been paid to say that because it's really really sub par at a glance.
I wanted to like it but hytale looks like ass. Am I wrong?
January 20, 2026 at 5:24 AM
I wanted to like it but hytale looks like ass. Am I wrong?
god damn hinge just charged me $70 for the month again, I am not seeing the value
January 20, 2026 at 12:22 AM
god damn hinge just charged me $70 for the month again, I am not seeing the value
I think the internet only exists for me to talk about why I hated interstellar.
Yes I'm petty.
Yes you need better sci fi.
No black holes don't transport you magical 4D bookshelves.
Yes I'm petty.
Yes you need better sci fi.
No black holes don't transport you magical 4D bookshelves.
January 19, 2026 at 8:56 PM
I think the internet only exists for me to talk about why I hated interstellar.
Yes I'm petty.
Yes you need better sci fi.
No black holes don't transport you magical 4D bookshelves.
Yes I'm petty.
Yes you need better sci fi.
No black holes don't transport you magical 4D bookshelves.
Same with Air, I listen to 10000hz and walkie talkie more than moon safari.
January 19, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Same with Air, I listen to 10000hz and walkie talkie more than moon safari.
I find that these days I'm listening more to Heligoland than Mezzanine. We need more massive attack.
January 19, 2026 at 5:41 AM
I find that these days I'm listening more to Heligoland than Mezzanine. We need more massive attack.
its been one year since my cat passed and I think about him every day
January 18, 2026 at 11:52 PM
its been one year since my cat passed and I think about him every day
Hey ladies why do some of you do this on the dating apps? Pretty sure that's not you
January 18, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Hey ladies why do some of you do this on the dating apps? Pretty sure that's not you
"the dark truth about fashion and luxury" like it's something new.
January 15, 2026 at 9:50 PM
"the dark truth about fashion and luxury" like it's something new.
What a glorious master of the universe. Miss you
January 15, 2026 at 9:49 PM
What a glorious master of the universe. Miss you
Monday is Robocop day. 1 year since he left this realm to conquer all the other parallel dimensions.
January 15, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Monday is Robocop day. 1 year since he left this realm to conquer all the other parallel dimensions.
Day 2 reviewing my new Samsung Buds3 Pro.
The noise cancelling is really nice but a couple things are bugging me a little. First of all, I dont think they sit super snug in my ears and I will have to experiment with the other bud thingies. Also when I adjust I end up pausing the track.
The noise cancelling is really nice but a couple things are bugging me a little. First of all, I dont think they sit super snug in my ears and I will have to experiment with the other bud thingies. Also when I adjust I end up pausing the track.
January 14, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Day 2 reviewing my new Samsung Buds3 Pro.
The noise cancelling is really nice but a couple things are bugging me a little. First of all, I dont think they sit super snug in my ears and I will have to experiment with the other bud thingies. Also when I adjust I end up pausing the track.
The noise cancelling is really nice but a couple things are bugging me a little. First of all, I dont think they sit super snug in my ears and I will have to experiment with the other bud thingies. Also when I adjust I end up pausing the track.
Guy on the bus smelled so bad but it's ok he has a supreme t-shirt.
January 14, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Guy on the bus smelled so bad but it's ok he has a supreme t-shirt.
hey wait a minute, usually if I ripped on a band I kinda felt bad because they're still just people (mostly)...
That said, FUCK VELVET SUNDOWN SO MUCH!!! Oooh zero guilt crabbin is fun.
That said, FUCK VELVET SUNDOWN SO MUCH!!! Oooh zero guilt crabbin is fun.
January 14, 2026 at 4:45 AM
hey wait a minute, usually if I ripped on a band I kinda felt bad because they're still just people (mostly)...
That said, FUCK VELVET SUNDOWN SO MUCH!!! Oooh zero guilt crabbin is fun.
That said, FUCK VELVET SUNDOWN SO MUCH!!! Oooh zero guilt crabbin is fun.