Two Queens stand before me

She was always delighted to tell you that you weighed the equivalent of about 7 and a half elephant arse cheeks

Can't get over how us 90s kids are literally grown adults with unlimited calls on our personal phones and yet we never use them from prank calls

Nahhh sorry it's the will of the people :)

My new method to choose a film to stream is by pretending it's the late 90s and that I'm in a video shop and there's a que forming

Blue sky sky, hush hush eye to eye

Deleting Twitter is Peak woke. Fuck yeah

Gosh! What's going on guys? Where's the tweeters, man?

Fished out my old physical copy of Good Girl Gone Bad. Mad to think we paid £3 quid for ringtone

This is virtually Twitter!