Joseph
@zomoniac.bsky.social
Marcelo Bielsa enthusiast, perpetually injured CrossFit wanker, provider to three novelty pets, Swiftie.
Actually got through during the members sale for the first time this season after trying every game. Means I get to go in the kop instead of being allocated against the side wall of the east upper in the ballot. Praise the lord. #lufc
February 11, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Actually got through during the members sale for the first time this season after trying every game. Means I get to go in the kop instead of being allocated against the side wall of the east upper in the ballot. Praise the lord. #lufc
Did Spurs pull the trigger early enough for @footballweekly.bsky.social or are we going to get a joyful @maxrushden.bsky.social voice note?
February 11, 2026 at 10:15 AM
Did Spurs pull the trigger early enough for @footballweekly.bsky.social or are we going to get a joyful @maxrushden.bsky.social voice note?
Spurs, West Ham and Forest all getting big suspensions to key defenders for complete stupidity in the space of a week is the kind of good fortune we don’t usually get but I’m totally here for it. #lufc
February 7, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Spurs, West Ham and Forest all getting big suspensions to key defenders for complete stupidity in the space of a week is the kind of good fortune we don’t usually get but I’m totally here for it. #lufc
I must hold my hands up and admit when I saw the lineup last night my immediate reaction was “should be Longstaff and Nmecha instead of Gruev and Okafor”. And that is why nobody pays me lots of money to manage their football team. #lufc
February 7, 2026 at 12:13 PM
I must hold my hands up and admit when I saw the lineup last night my immediate reaction was “should be Longstaff and Nmecha instead of Gruev and Okafor”. And that is why nobody pays me lots of money to manage their football team. #lufc
Well don’t I look a twat. #lufc
We may have done precisely fuck all today, but I think Palace failing to get JSL and being stuck with a crocked striker who doesn’t want to be there means we’ve ended the day with a better chance of survival than I had feared this morning. #lufc
February 2, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Well don’t I look a twat. #lufc
We may have done precisely fuck all today, but I think Palace failing to get JSL and being stuck with a crocked striker who doesn’t want to be there means we’ve ended the day with a better chance of survival than I had feared this morning. #lufc
February 2, 2026 at 7:01 PM
We may have done precisely fuck all today, but I think Palace failing to get JSL and being stuck with a crocked striker who doesn’t want to be there means we’ve ended the day with a better chance of survival than I had feared this morning. #lufc
I don’t enjoy getting comprehensively beaten. But also all of their players are better than all of our players, so was there realistically any alternative? #lufc
January 31, 2026 at 4:43 PM
I don’t enjoy getting comprehensively beaten. But also all of their players are better than all of our players, so was there realistically any alternative? #lufc
There should be a basic rule in football that you can’t bring anyone off the bench who’s better than anyone in the opposing squad. It’s just not fair #lufc
Martinelli and Odegaard on for Madueke and Havertz. #lufc
January 31, 2026 at 4:22 PM
There should be a basic rule in football that you can’t bring anyone off the bench who’s better than anyone in the opposing squad. It’s just not fair #lufc
Refreshed this page so many times in the last 48 hours that I’m now having to do a captcha every two minutes to prove I’m not a bot. #lufc
January 31, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Refreshed this page so many times in the last 48 hours that I’m now having to do a captcha every two minutes to prove I’m not a bot. #lufc
Benfica’s keeper scoring in the 98th minute to knock Mason Greenwood out of the Champions League is definitely my highlight of 2026 so far.
January 28, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Benfica’s keeper scoring in the 98th minute to knock Mason Greenwood out of the Champions League is definitely my highlight of 2026 so far.
If you’re disappointed about a point away to a team that sits tenth in the PL and hasn’t been outside the top flight in my lifetime that’s probably a good sign tbh. #lufc
January 27, 2026 at 12:33 PM
If you’re disappointed about a point away to a team that sits tenth in the PL and hasn’t been outside the top flight in my lifetime that’s probably a good sign tbh. #lufc