February 11, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Hope the vegan death metal beauty Queen is having a wonderful day
February 10, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Hope the vegan death metal beauty Queen is having a wonderful day
Going to try break my habbit of 1am granola
February 10, 2026 at 10:25 AM
Going to try break my habbit of 1am granola
Ordered some comics! And suddenly everything is okay 🙂↕️
February 9, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Ordered some comics! And suddenly everything is okay 🙂↕️
I think it's time for me to shut up and eat ass.
February 9, 2026 at 8:03 PM
I think it's time for me to shut up and eat ass.
You think it can't get worse. Then boom, burnt the Yorkshire puddings
February 8, 2026 at 10:06 PM
You think it can't get worse. Then boom, burnt the Yorkshire puddings
I'm seeing a lot of pits.
This makes me happy.
This makes me happy.
February 8, 2026 at 5:58 PM
I'm seeing a lot of pits.
This makes me happy.
This makes me happy.
Will sniff your socks if you ask me btw
February 7, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Will sniff your socks if you ask me btw
Update on my journey home
February 6, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Update on my journey home
Been waiting for an hour in rain for my bus. They've all cancelled. Next one is in 70 minutes.
So I bought a train ticket to where I currently am. Before buying a train ticket to my actual destination. Knowing I've got an hour walk after the 40 minute journey.
So I bought a train ticket to where I currently am. Before buying a train ticket to my actual destination. Knowing I've got an hour walk after the 40 minute journey.
February 6, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Been waiting for an hour in rain for my bus. They've all cancelled. Next one is in 70 minutes.
So I bought a train ticket to where I currently am. Before buying a train ticket to my actual destination. Knowing I've got an hour walk after the 40 minute journey.
So I bought a train ticket to where I currently am. Before buying a train ticket to my actual destination. Knowing I've got an hour walk after the 40 minute journey.
You maybe wondering "how often do they think about Jessica Lange singing life on mars?"
The answer might be longer than you think
The answer might be longer than you think
February 5, 2026 at 10:29 PM
You maybe wondering "how often do they think about Jessica Lange singing life on mars?"
The answer might be longer than you think
The answer might be longer than you think
I need to rest my face in someones ass please
February 5, 2026 at 6:52 PM
I need to rest my face in someones ass please
I really need to start going to gym.
But idk what I'm doing and people exist
But idk what I'm doing and people exist
February 5, 2026 at 5:11 PM
I really need to start going to gym.
But idk what I'm doing and people exist
But idk what I'm doing and people exist
Ordered a new shampoo & conditioner along with a book I've been wanting for a while.
Surely that delivery can't go wrong.
Surely that delivery can't go wrong.
February 5, 2026 at 10:36 AM
Ordered a new shampoo & conditioner along with a book I've been wanting for a while.
Surely that delivery can't go wrong.
Surely that delivery can't go wrong.
Now why did I turn into Dakota and point at the perfectly textured latte when a customer said "that better not have loads of foam in it, that looks really foamy."
February 3, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Now why did I turn into Dakota and point at the perfectly textured latte when a customer said "that better not have loads of foam in it, that looks really foamy."
As a wise person once said
"There's only room for one rock goddess in Oz"
"There's only room for one rock goddess in Oz"
February 3, 2026 at 10:36 AM
As a wise person once said
"There's only room for one rock goddess in Oz"
"There's only room for one rock goddess in Oz"
Developed an emotinal connection to the spider that has been living in my hallway for weeks.
February 2, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Developed an emotinal connection to the spider that has been living in my hallway for weeks.
Campaigning for my work to host a tribal council every 3 months.
February 2, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Campaigning for my work to host a tribal council every 3 months.
I once went on a date with a guy, and he burped directly in my face.
I kinda feel like this sums up my life you know.
I kinda feel like this sums up my life you know.
February 1, 2026 at 5:38 PM
I once went on a date with a guy, and he burped directly in my face.
I kinda feel like this sums up my life you know.
I kinda feel like this sums up my life you know.
My future man probably got his socks on someone else's face right now 💔
February 1, 2026 at 10:27 AM
My future man probably got his socks on someone else's face right now 💔
Maybe I just want to be a hag & share an eye with my two sisters.
January 31, 2026 at 9:05 AM
Maybe I just want to be a hag & share an eye with my two sisters.
Not to be a broken record.
But I really wish my face was being crushed by ass cheeks. 💔
But I really wish my face was being crushed by ass cheeks. 💔
January 31, 2026 at 8:48 AM
Not to be a broken record.
But I really wish my face was being crushed by ass cheeks. 💔
But I really wish my face was being crushed by ass cheeks. 💔
Random neighbour giving me a lift to bus station?
Everything's coming up Milhouse!!
Everything's coming up Milhouse!!
January 30, 2026 at 10:11 AM
Random neighbour giving me a lift to bus station?
Everything's coming up Milhouse!!
Everything's coming up Milhouse!!
I just think my face should be getting crushed by someones ass. Just saying.
January 28, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I just think my face should be getting crushed by someones ass. Just saying.
I think it would be real neat, if some of my friends pushed me around abit 👉👈
January 27, 2026 at 8:25 PM
I think it would be real neat, if some of my friends pushed me around abit 👉👈