So, do Santa and the elves have a contract with manufacturing companies ran by mortals to just help build and create duplicate items, in turn ~magically~ making sure there's enough for everybody but not flooding the market?

Finally getting the decorations on the Christmas tree, and as I hung our patron saint, Carrie Fisher - our youngest goes, "awww, a baby Jesus."

Hey, I'm 34 and I just swallowed a pill on the first try for the very first time.

Personal growth, friends.

Hey, happy Monday, friends.

Look at this cute Ork. Orks and boars need to make a comeback in prominent fantasy media.

Everybody's grandmother should know that Orks ride boars.

"well, my friend doesn't drive so they haven't renewed their ID in quite some time and we're both mid-fourties."

"That's cool, I still need to see a valid ID from everyone because we sell drugs and dicks."

This is what I look like, if you even care

This was wonderful.

Entering my bluesky era

Why is everyone saying Tyson was wearing assless chaps?

Is that not a jockstrap? Am I an idiot?

Anyway sales are apparently down at work.

Can I interest anyone in a purchase of a dildo in this trying time?

Snowball combination of the current state of the United States political landscape, David Lynch barely being able to walk across a room, John Waters not getting funding for his first movie in 20 years, and just general chemical imbalances in my brain -

Please, lord, let Jake Paul lose this fight.

help