Happy Heckin’ Birthday! Hope you’re doing something awesome to celebrate!

If he replaces human employees with AI, who will be doing the sexual misconduct?

When his mom told him, “Go make some friends.” I don’t think this is what she meant.

Trump was only invited to speak because he wanted to brag about the rapid expansion and unprecedented growth of his kankles.

So the economy is doing so well that we should stop buying things. Am I understanding that correctly?

It is Godzilla but in MY style

This guy

My deepest condolences to you and your family.

Jesse Watters has the face of a guy that isn’t allowed near schools and playgrounds.

Playing Digimon Time Stranger. These female Digimon were made by some incredibly thirsty dudes (looking at you, Junomon). Not sure what’s next, I’m quickly being priced out of playing new games. I’m upset that new games are relying heavily on AI slop and jacking up the price for no real reason.

It looks like her brow got lower, as if all of the stupidity flowing from her face had a physiological effect on her.

Spread some Toe-Jam on it and call yourself the Earl of Footwich.

They do exist for pain so he might actually enjoy it

Happy Birthday my delightful friend! I wish you much luck and fortune as you continue on your journey in life!

You’ll wake up in the future!

This “sticker” guy?