Zoje Stage
@zojestage.bsky.social
(ZOH-yuh, she/her) USA Today/internationally bestselling author of BABY TEETH, WONDERLAND, GETAWAY, MOTHERED, DEAR HANNA, MY UNDERSLUMBERBUMBLEBEAST. #Pittsburgh
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This year it was Fergus's turn to try the bat wings. (Hamish is in the background saying "Thank God it's not me 😹)
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!
October 31, 2025 at 10:14 AM
This year it was Fergus's turn to try the bat wings. (Hamish is in the background saying "Thank God it's not me 😹)
🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!
🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!
Billie Eilish said this in a room full of rich people - including Mark Zuckerberg - right after it was announced that she was giving away $11.5 million (a sizable percentage of her wealth) to organizations that support food equity and the climate crisis.
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BE LIKE BILLIE!
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BE LIKE BILLIE!
October 31, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Billie Eilish said this in a room full of rich people - including Mark Zuckerberg - right after it was announced that she was giving away $11.5 million (a sizable percentage of her wealth) to organizations that support food equity and the climate crisis.
🖤🖤🖤
BE LIKE BILLIE!
🖤🖤🖤
BE LIKE BILLIE!
No Kings rally in Pittsburgh...
Very peaceful, very pro-America
Very peaceful, very pro-America
October 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
No Kings rally in Pittsburgh...
Very peaceful, very pro-America
Very peaceful, very pro-America
Uh oh, Fergus has the red pen out... 😹
October 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Uh oh, Fergus has the red pen out... 😹
Book mail!! It's been a minute since I've gotten book mail. I've been in a major reading slump, primarily due to not being able to concentrate and needing mindless entertainment to block out the world. But I'm excited to read these, and it's been a long time since I felt excited about reading.
October 5, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Book mail!! It's been a minute since I've gotten book mail. I've been in a major reading slump, primarily due to not being able to concentrate and needing mindless entertainment to block out the world. But I'm excited to read these, and it's been a long time since I felt excited about reading.
Thank you to all the readers who got BABY TEETH to 82,000 ratings!! 💘
September 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Thank you to all the readers who got BABY TEETH to 82,000 ratings!! 💘
Here's another reason why AI should be banned -- because my friend Lisa did this to me. 🤣🤣🤣
September 2, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Here's another reason why AI should be banned -- because my friend Lisa did this to me. 🤣🤣🤣
Did I mention this little book has TWO asexual characters in it?? (Because friendship is the BEST.)
August 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Did I mention this little book has TWO asexual characters in it?? (Because friendship is the BEST.)
In case you missed yesterday's announcement about my next book... I'm very excited for this one, and after being in a long "mother/daughter" phase I'm now in my "detective" phase!
August 22, 2025 at 1:52 PM
In case you missed yesterday's announcement about my next book... I'm very excited for this one, and after being in a long "mother/daughter" phase I'm now in my "detective" phase!
I can finally officially announce that my next published work will be with @blackstonepub.bsky.social!! 🎉 And I am transitioning from my "mother/daughter" phase to my "detective" phase! 😜 I believe publication is planned for Sept. 2026........Stay tuned!
August 21, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I can finally officially announce that my next published work will be with @blackstonepub.bsky.social!! 🎉 And I am transitioning from my "mother/daughter" phase to my "detective" phase! 😜 I believe publication is planned for Sept. 2026........Stay tuned!
From the Great British Sewing Bee: the most bonkers necklace I've ever seen. Yes, these tubes are filled with colored liquid (that sloshes around) and are affixed with carabiners. 😂😳🙄
August 5, 2025 at 2:10 PM
From the Great British Sewing Bee: the most bonkers necklace I've ever seen. Yes, these tubes are filled with colored liquid (that sloshes around) and are affixed with carabiners. 😂😳🙄
All of my assistants are in the office today... None of them are working very hard. 😼
August 3, 2025 at 4:32 PM
All of my assistants are in the office today... None of them are working very hard. 😼
One of each of my novels at the Squirrel Hill library! ☺️
July 30, 2025 at 6:08 PM
One of each of my novels at the Squirrel Hill library! ☺️
My origami dragon family (the big one is made out of a cut-up paper bag).
July 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
My origami dragon family (the big one is made out of a cut-up paper bag).
The boys are getting so big!
There were three bucks and a doe out this morning. For sure at least three of them spent part of their babyhood & youth here. The fawns who were here with their moms will come back for snacks year after year.
There were three bucks and a doe out this morning. For sure at least three of them spent part of their babyhood & youth here. The fawns who were here with their moms will come back for snacks year after year.
July 22, 2025 at 10:42 AM
The boys are getting so big!
There were three bucks and a doe out this morning. For sure at least three of them spent part of their babyhood & youth here. The fawns who were here with their moms will come back for snacks year after year.
There were three bucks and a doe out this morning. For sure at least three of them spent part of their babyhood & youth here. The fawns who were here with their moms will come back for snacks year after year.
July 14, 2025 at 12:20 PM
If you haven't read DEAR HANNA yet, this is a great month to do it!!
July 1, 2025 at 9:22 PM
If you haven't read DEAR HANNA yet, this is a great month to do it!!
Right now, at my desk...
June 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Right now, at my desk...
I got a new guitar!! I've played off and on for years - on full-size guitars - and ALWAYS wanted a smaller one. This is a 3/4 size Fender.
June 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I got a new guitar!! I've played off and on for years - on full-size guitars - and ALWAYS wanted a smaller one. This is a 3/4 size Fender.
We're having thunderstorms and this Mama is trying to protect her baby. The fawn is so small it can barely walk ... ❤️
June 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
We're having thunderstorms and this Mama is trying to protect her baby. The fawn is so small it can barely walk ... ❤️
It seems to be Season of the Bunny... This little baby has been hanging around.
June 15, 2025 at 2:34 PM
It seems to be Season of the Bunny... This little baby has been hanging around.
Post-Gazette pic of the Pittsburgh No Kings rally!!
June 15, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Post-Gazette pic of the Pittsburgh No Kings rally!!
Great crowd at the Pittsburgh No Kings rally!! I represented @badhandbooks.bsky.social !! 😜
June 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Great crowd at the Pittsburgh No Kings rally!! I represented @badhandbooks.bsky.social !! 😜
These beautiful boys came to see me this morning. I gave them some sunflower seeds. ❤️
June 14, 2025 at 1:50 PM
These beautiful boys came to see me this morning. I gave them some sunflower seeds. ❤️