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Jake at Law
@zoinks.bsky.social
Ultra-runner, owl-enthusiast, public defender
My views are my own
Literally just nothing of value is allowed in checked baggage. So the only thing you’re theoretically allowed to check is like a duffel bag of toilet paper rolls?
November 15, 2025 at 3:37 PM
If you want tacos, La Sabrosita is imo the best spot within a 50 mile radius of Cville
November 15, 2025 at 2:25 PM
🫡🫡🫡
November 9, 2025 at 1:29 PM
You must be some kind of navy seal to have survived that harrowing journey
November 9, 2025 at 1:16 PM
This is so unnecessary, no one on the mall has even has shopping bags because there are no brands on the mall!! And it’s already squeaky clean.

We could do a lot with $1.2 million… like build public restrooms
November 9, 2025 at 1:10 PM
The oversized suit with only the top button buttoned is so on vibe
September 29, 2025 at 12:32 AM
BIDs are usually a way to funnel extra money to cops giving business owners more direct influence over policing.

They also tend to invest in privately run surveillance programs that give cops free access, an end run around those pesky constitutional rights some folks enjoy.

BIDs are gross
September 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Make this the face of a Ban AI campaign tbh
August 1, 2025 at 1:00 PM
100 foot tall Thomas Jefferson bobble head casting a lightly bouncing shadow over town
June 3, 2025 at 12:28 PM
What is it's mission????
December 15, 2023 at 5:27 PM