I'm embarrassingly bad at taking ass pic, but I'm determined to get better at it. Maybe Monday is ass pic day??

I'm so grumpy today and I really think a good massage and someone sucking my titties for like an hour would help.
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Would've been cuter with my elf ears😏. Hindsight is 20/20

40s! Middle aged slut reporting for duty🫡

I officially had my cherry popped last night (not that one, a different one) and I couldn't have asked for a better 1st client.
It was a fun, easy going experience and we had a lot in common and talked about plant medicine. He says he'll likely become a regular🤞🏿
Lil low key thirst trap cuz y not

I bought brown elf ears and now I'm gonna be a cringe menace. I can't beleive I let my fear of being too dorky impede the joy these pieces of plastic bring me🤓