zipomatic.bsky.social
@zipomatic.bsky.social
Finding or funding?
December 3, 2025 at 3:24 AM
4 letters one word... POKE
December 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
For those of you who did not read the article it was because she let rip a really stinky fart and could not stand next to people.
November 30, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Only a racist would ask that.
November 28, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Takeshita Vs Okada in the finals!!!
November 25, 2025 at 7:00 AM
You can only criticize people for being crap at their job if they are male!
November 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
it seems that All bad guys are just misunderstood people in modern movies.
November 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I was so mortified and embarrassed that I had to get my picture in the tabloid to make sure everyone knew.
November 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
If this leaves you "Gasping for air" you should see a doctor.
November 20, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Yeah, the Guardian releases the Epstein files early.
November 19, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Because God forbid that people are allowed to have a private conversation.
November 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
You're a good person.
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Somebody spilled water on Meghan so she evaporated?
November 12, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Release the Epstein-Barr files!
November 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
For those of you who did not read the article the show is "Mrs Brown's Boys: Naked Attraction Edition"
November 12, 2025 at 4:58 AM
For those of you who did not read the article it was Leonard DiCaprio
November 10, 2025 at 9:26 PM
The best Paddington does a podcast with Prince Harry.
November 1, 2025 at 8:48 PM
The Trump economy only targets their movies?
October 22, 2025 at 6:22 AM
For those of you who did not read the article it was Rylan
October 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
It's a day ending in "Y" so Rikishi must be mad about some booking.
October 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
For those of you who did not read the article the name was "Dickholes"
October 3, 2025 at 8:15 PM
For those of you who did not read the article it was her sister in laws best friends cat, stubbed it's paw and needed to lose a toe
October 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Blimey, there is a name I've not heard in close to 40 years.
October 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM
It's not an invasion, it's a showdown!
October 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Renew Britain?

I think most of us have cancelled.
September 30, 2025 at 7:46 PM