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Zielvos
@zielvos.bsky.social
Only here to give likes, maybe a comment and a follow.

NB, poly.
This year is almost over. It's been great, It's been wild, and I can't thank the friends that included me with things enough.

Thanks for the adventures, thanks for making me a part of things, and thank you for your love and support.

I wouldn't have been here this without you.
December 1, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I knew I was asexual but man, last night I learned how asexual I am...
November 30, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Happy possum
November 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I am not sorry for all you idiots that came to Target today thinking you were going to get an awesome swag bag.

Hopefully you can learn that a major corporation doesn't actually give a shit about you. Next you will learn we hate the 10-4 rule too.
November 29, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Sending friends weiners this year.
November 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Mom: I don't want you to get political today.

Me: I call it educating as I am using 3 sources, none of which are Fox News or some random asshole on Facebook

Mom: ok, don't be educational. You know everyone dropped out of school.
November 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
It's great dating artists and all, I mean, I am dating one, but dating a nurse is better because you can get free prostate exams.

Would maybe still see a doctor if things get sketchy but they can do it more often therfore better track record.
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Another huge dumb winter storm and I was able to make it almost all the way home. Just got stuck in the driveway and I hope my car won't ice over too bad. It's a tomorrow problem.
November 26, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I never once applied to be an Uber driver. Nice try scammers, but you failed.
November 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Since grandma's passing in 2020, I never had dreams of her or the house.

Since selling the house, it's been once a week on average that I have dreams of something related to her (and grandpa) or the house.
November 25, 2025 at 12:48 PM
When you say things like "the toe tags are included with the case of body bags" and forget that some people know nothing about past jobs, it makes you understand quick why context is always important.
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 AM
My favorite thing to do on a Sunday is watching vikings fans as they continue to get their hopes crushed.
November 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I might just not do my workouts till the end of the year. I want to focus more on fat loss than muscle gain anyway. 20 mins of rowing 5 days a week might be better anyway as finals are coming up. Also, learning Tai chi, this is a yoga replacement for the program I'm on.
November 23, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I think I'm going to block an artist that owes me art/money for a commission from 5 years ago right before they dropped off everything.

Doing this because

1) don't like their art anymore
2) rather just take the $60 loss and move on.
November 23, 2025 at 2:34 AM
There is something amazing about how shitty Best Westerns are. They are shitty but also the best. I'm so accustomed to these better hotels that having to stay in a Best Western is kind of exciting in a strange way.
November 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Im gonna save y'all from giving Starbucks any money because fuck'em.

Ingredients:
4 oz semi-sweet chocolates (113g)
2.5 Tbs granulated sugar (32g)
1 Tbs unsweetened cocoa powder (7.5 g)
pinch salt
1 1/2 cups milk (360g)
1/2 tsp peppermint extract
1 – 2 cups Ice cubes (130-260g)
Whipped Cream
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.

The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.

🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 20, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Saw this on the other site and wanted to share it here. Furry artist ardwoof has been detained by ice for the last few weeks. here is the GoFundMe link their family/friends have set up to help with their legal fees:

www.gofundme.com/f/help-johan...
November 20, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I can see a mass quitting at Target stores. The new ceo and other fuckwits that never worked retail before have fucked up everything. Stocks are plummeting, shopping at Target has gotten worse and more inconvenient.
November 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Have you ever heard a butterfly sneeze?

I would recommend that you never try and find out...
November 19, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Love how badly I have ruined things with co-workers that they don't trust most things I say. Told one that I was now in a poly and they told me I was full of shit.

I need to bring them to work and watch co-workers try and spin everything.
November 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Is it wrong for me to want to make a fake pamphlet about how solar and wind sources will deplete the energy from the sun or will cause us to have less wind over time as we are using that resource. I just to see how many people are dumb enough to believe it.
November 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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This is the best takedown of Musk I’ve ever read. From a beloved author around my age no less, Joyce Carol Oates.
November 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Because I keep waking up. I share northern lights
November 12, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Home safe

Thank you everyone that I ment at aquitifur, everytime I come to this convention, it's always life changing. I struggle but I'm working to get better and this has been the best place to push myself.

Speed friending pushed me hard and wish I thanked those that put it together.
November 11, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Funniest thing I learned this weekend. How wrong I was about people and how much everyone loves me.
November 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM