Which executive decided Subway should use touch screens?! Horrific lag, terrible UI, and no human interaction.
May you forever find LEGO under your bare feet.
May you forever find LEGO under your bare feet.
May 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Which executive decided Subway should use touch screens?! Horrific lag, terrible UI, and no human interaction.
May you forever find LEGO under your bare feet.
May you forever find LEGO under your bare feet.
For the first time in 9 years of working in cyber security I think I might be experiencing burnout.
I can’t tell if it’s the workload and insane hours, or the state of the world, but it’s probably both.
The horrors continue.
I can’t tell if it’s the workload and insane hours, or the state of the world, but it’s probably both.
The horrors continue.
April 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
For the first time in 9 years of working in cyber security I think I might be experiencing burnout.
I can’t tell if it’s the workload and insane hours, or the state of the world, but it’s probably both.
The horrors continue.
I can’t tell if it’s the workload and insane hours, or the state of the world, but it’s probably both.
The horrors continue.
Every hacking scene in any movie: “They’ve backdoored the buffer overflow with a 2 million bit 2048 RSA key - I’ll need to mutex their IP address with JavaScript”
February 21, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Every hacking scene in any movie: “They’ve backdoored the buffer overflow with a 2 million bit 2048 RSA key - I’ll need to mutex their IP address with JavaScript”
A friend just built a new computer, and he basically threw it together whatever parts we close enough.
I painstaking review every component for weeks with decision paralysis.
I have second hand stress watching him do this.
I painstaking review every component for weeks with decision paralysis.
I have second hand stress watching him do this.
February 21, 2025 at 11:24 AM
A friend just built a new computer, and he basically threw it together whatever parts we close enough.
I painstaking review every component for weeks with decision paralysis.
I have second hand stress watching him do this.
I painstaking review every component for weeks with decision paralysis.
I have second hand stress watching him do this.
I hope the R1 team are having a chuckle at the chaos they’ve caused in the markets.
I wonder if Altman is sweating yet.
I wonder if Altman is sweating yet.
January 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I hope the R1 team are having a chuckle at the chaos they’ve caused in the markets.
I wonder if Altman is sweating yet.
I wonder if Altman is sweating yet.
I love nothing more than having people force through Slack notifications to me while I’m on leave.
Im grateful for the opportunity to create shareholder value when I’m meant to be spending time with my family. 🌴
Im grateful for the opportunity to create shareholder value when I’m meant to be spending time with my family. 🌴
January 30, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I love nothing more than having people force through Slack notifications to me while I’m on leave.
Im grateful for the opportunity to create shareholder value when I’m meant to be spending time with my family. 🌴
Im grateful for the opportunity to create shareholder value when I’m meant to be spending time with my family. 🌴
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Jean-Marie Le Pen, the French far right leader, died today.
If you wonder how many French people feel about that, these are the scenes of celebration on the streets of Paris this evening.
One sign reads “The dirty racist is dead”.
(🎥 Luc Auffret)
If you wonder how many French people feel about that, these are the scenes of celebration on the streets of Paris this evening.
One sign reads “The dirty racist is dead”.
(🎥 Luc Auffret)
January 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Jean-Marie Le Pen, the French far right leader, died today.
If you wonder how many French people feel about that, these are the scenes of celebration on the streets of Paris this evening.
One sign reads “The dirty racist is dead”.
(🎥 Luc Auffret)
If you wonder how many French people feel about that, these are the scenes of celebration on the streets of Paris this evening.
One sign reads “The dirty racist is dead”.
(🎥 Luc Auffret)
It drives me nuts that influencers sell people on VPN providers, and say shit like “your ISP can read your emails”.
Firstly most people are using some form on webmail over TLS, for seconds, you’re just moving the threat from your ISP to a company who you know even less about.
Firstly most people are using some form on webmail over TLS, for seconds, you’re just moving the threat from your ISP to a company who you know even less about.
a young boy wearing a yellow shirt is making a funny face and smiling .
ALT: a young boy wearing a yellow shirt is making a funny face and smiling .
media.tenor.com
January 6, 2025 at 2:01 PM
It drives me nuts that influencers sell people on VPN providers, and say shit like “your ISP can read your emails”.
Firstly most people are using some form on webmail over TLS, for seconds, you’re just moving the threat from your ISP to a company who you know even less about.
Firstly most people are using some form on webmail over TLS, for seconds, you’re just moving the threat from your ISP to a company who you know even less about.
Reposted by Kris
Making holiday memories
December 25, 2024 at 8:51 AM
Making holiday memories
A security vendor just sent us a list of cloud permissions they need for their tool.
When we pushed back on excessive perms they told us they were requesting them for “possible future features”. 🤡
In other news Principal of Least Privilege first discussed the early 70’s.
When we pushed back on excessive perms they told us they were requesting them for “possible future features”. 🤡
In other news Principal of Least Privilege first discussed the early 70’s.
December 3, 2024 at 4:36 PM
A security vendor just sent us a list of cloud permissions they need for their tool.
When we pushed back on excessive perms they told us they were requesting them for “possible future features”. 🤡
In other news Principal of Least Privilege first discussed the early 70’s.
When we pushed back on excessive perms they told us they were requesting them for “possible future features”. 🤡
In other news Principal of Least Privilege first discussed the early 70’s.
Going forward I will be writing incident response reports in Comic Sans.
I want my fonts to mirror the clown I’m writing about.
I want my fonts to mirror the clown I’m writing about.
November 29, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Going forward I will be writing incident response reports in Comic Sans.
I want my fonts to mirror the clown I’m writing about.
I want my fonts to mirror the clown I’m writing about.
Turns out the failing fan in my NUC wasn't *just* a noise issue - it's a little less hot as well.
Suppose this means I should overclock it until it's screaming.
Suppose this means I should overclock it until it's screaming.
November 25, 2024 at 11:31 AM
Turns out the failing fan in my NUC wasn't *just* a noise issue - it's a little less hot as well.
Suppose this means I should overclock it until it's screaming.
Suppose this means I should overclock it until it's screaming.
I just replaced the failing fan inside an Intel NUC. The new fan is almost entirely silent, and I forgot what silence felt like it seems.
Also the amount of dust is vulgar.
Also the amount of dust is vulgar.
November 24, 2024 at 11:53 PM
I just replaced the failing fan inside an Intel NUC. The new fan is almost entirely silent, and I forgot what silence felt like it seems.
Also the amount of dust is vulgar.
Also the amount of dust is vulgar.
I’ve finally ordered a fan replacement for my 10th gen NUC. It’s been running solidly for 3-4 years at this point, and has probably saved me 4-5 times its initial cost had I just used the cloud.
November 18, 2024 at 3:24 PM
I’ve finally ordered a fan replacement for my 10th gen NUC. It’s been running solidly for 3-4 years at this point, and has probably saved me 4-5 times its initial cost had I just used the cloud.
Just deployed an update to a (soon-to-be open source) CTI project and it cut the CPU usage by 15%.
That feeling… 📉😌
That feeling… 📉😌
November 17, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Just deployed an update to a (soon-to-be open source) CTI project and it cut the CPU usage by 15%.
That feeling… 📉😌
That feeling… 📉😌
People seem to think because the company slack exists I’ve got an obligation to reply ASAP.
No, Dave, you’ll be waiting a full business day, it’s Sunday.
No, Dave, you’ll be waiting a full business day, it’s Sunday.
November 17, 2024 at 11:23 AM
People seem to think because the company slack exists I’ve got an obligation to reply ASAP.
No, Dave, you’ll be waiting a full business day, it’s Sunday.
No, Dave, you’ll be waiting a full business day, it’s Sunday.
Almost every time I build something that I intend to open source, I end up stopping as “it’s not good enough” or “the code sucks” - tell me I’m not the only one.
November 17, 2024 at 11:11 AM
Almost every time I build something that I intend to open source, I end up stopping as “it’s not good enough” or “the code sucks” - tell me I’m not the only one.
I left Twitter about 2 years ago and Mastadon never quite hit the mark - it’s really quite nice seeing all of the InfoSec people I used to follow in my feed again.
November 15, 2024 at 2:21 PM
I left Twitter about 2 years ago and Mastadon never quite hit the mark - it’s really quite nice seeing all of the InfoSec people I used to follow in my feed again.
IR automation is great but it doesn’t beat watching chaos unfold when it fails and no one knows what to do anymore.
November 15, 2024 at 11:57 AM
IR automation is great but it doesn’t beat watching chaos unfold when it fails and no one knows what to do anymore.