Santa
@zerodarkdreamer.bsky.social
I will be wild. I will be brutal. I will encircle you and conquer you. I will be more powerful than your boats and your swords and your bloodlust. I will be inevitable.
Pinned
Hmm. I shall have to confer with the other Santa.
I've been VERY GOOD THIS YEAR!!
But I'm assuming you already know. Fufu..
But I'm assuming you already know. Fufu..
December 6, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Hmm. I shall have to confer with the other Santa.
I see... Zerco here knows his way to lots of places, but. He cannot make his way through time.
????
I want to go see mom
I want to go see mom
Hello, little girl. What would you like for Christmas?
December 6, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I see... Zerco here knows his way to lots of places, but. He cannot make his way through time.
Ho ho ho. Hello, young man.
..SANTA?!?!
December 6, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Ho ho ho. Hello, young man.
Hello, little girl. What would you like for Christmas?
-Judging Zander for being excited about a clearly fake Santa-
She doesn't even look like Santa
She doesn't even look like Santa
December 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Hello, little girl. What would you like for Christmas?
/ BTW sorry for not being around much. Work is kicking my ass and will still for at least the next two weeks.
November 20, 2025 at 11:37 PM
/ BTW sorry for not being around much. Work is kicking my ass and will still for at least the next two weeks.
/it's not looking good, boys
November 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
/it's not looking good, boys
Calm yourself future Santas.
November 20, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Calm yourself future Santas.
Martha was the previous Santa.
November 20, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Martha was the previous Santa.
Santa Training is quite rigorous.
November 20, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Santa Training is quite rigorous.
Please confer to the Santa Helpline. Please note we are undergoing an unexpected high call volume at this time, and will return your call as soon as possible.
Can I ask previous Santas to get me things from my Christmas wishlist? The new one hates me
November 20, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Please confer to the Santa Helpline. Please note we are undergoing an unexpected high call volume at this time, and will return your call as soon as possible.
Ho ho ho... a new Santa.
November 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Ho ho ho... a new Santa.
She is so beautiful.
November 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
She is so beautiful.
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Driving in my car right after a beer
September 21, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Driving in my car right after a beer
☄️ AUGHHHG AAOIUYUHHB OUHHHH
November 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
☄️ AUGHHHG AAOIUYUHHB OUHHHH
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November 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I've been prepared for battle.
October 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I've been prepared for battle.
I miss when she was this small to me.
October 13, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I miss when she was this small to me.
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You are all talking about it but not doing it.
October 13, 2025 at 12:19 AM
You are all talking about it but not doing it.