Mr. Blutarsky0.0
@zeroblutarsky.bsky.social
Constant reader and master of useless music trivia. Involuntary 1984 role player.
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New Year's Bluesky reintroduction:
I am 51, living in Hillsboro, Oregon. Commuting to a cubicle job in Portland. I came to Bluesky during the great untwittering of Nov 2024. I enjoy playing guitar, writing about pop culture, and remembering when everything wasn't terrible.
I am 51, living in Hillsboro, Oregon. Commuting to a cubicle job in Portland. I came to Bluesky during the great untwittering of Nov 2024. I enjoy playing guitar, writing about pop culture, and remembering when everything wasn't terrible.
There is a car parked in a neighborhood nearby that has a fabric hood cover of the Mexican flag, which: a) makes me laugh at how gaudy it is, and b) you would think attracts a lot of unwanted ICE attention.
January 3, 2026 at 5:19 PM
There is a car parked in a neighborhood nearby that has a fabric hood cover of the Mexican flag, which: a) makes me laugh at how gaudy it is, and b) you would think attracts a lot of unwanted ICE attention.
New Year's Bluesky reintroduction:
I am 51, living in Hillsboro, Oregon. Commuting to a cubicle job in Portland. I came to Bluesky during the great untwittering of Nov 2024. I enjoy playing guitar, writing about pop culture, and remembering when everything wasn't terrible.
I am 51, living in Hillsboro, Oregon. Commuting to a cubicle job in Portland. I came to Bluesky during the great untwittering of Nov 2024. I enjoy playing guitar, writing about pop culture, and remembering when everything wasn't terrible.
January 2, 2026 at 4:56 PM
New Year's Bluesky reintroduction:
I am 51, living in Hillsboro, Oregon. Commuting to a cubicle job in Portland. I came to Bluesky during the great untwittering of Nov 2024. I enjoy playing guitar, writing about pop culture, and remembering when everything wasn't terrible.
I am 51, living in Hillsboro, Oregon. Commuting to a cubicle job in Portland. I came to Bluesky during the great untwittering of Nov 2024. I enjoy playing guitar, writing about pop culture, and remembering when everything wasn't terrible.
Somehow we survived another one. I wasn't always sure that we would.
Here's to a happy new year!!
Here's to a happy new year!!
January 1, 2026 at 8:09 AM
Somehow we survived another one. I wasn't always sure that we would.
Here's to a happy new year!!
Here's to a happy new year!!
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As 2025 finally drags itself behind the woodshed it feels a lot like the end of Burn After Reading
a bald man in a suit and tie sits in a chair
Alt: Actor saying "What did we learn?"
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December 19, 2025 at 1:11 AM
As 2025 finally drags itself behind the woodshed it feels a lot like the end of Burn After Reading
*me trying to explain a funny post I saw
Them: How does that work?
Me: It was not elaborated on. That's not how a joke works.
Them: How does that work?
Me: It was not elaborated on. That's not how a joke works.
January 1, 2026 at 3:01 AM
*me trying to explain a funny post I saw
Them: How does that work?
Me: It was not elaborated on. That's not how a joke works.
Them: How does that work?
Me: It was not elaborated on. That's not how a joke works.
MTV was responsible for so many pop culture icons. I was thinking that without MTV I would have just known Michael Jackson for the song that they played at the skate rink.
(Actually two because they had to have played "Rock With You" during couples skate)
(Actually two because they had to have played "Rock With You" during couples skate)
January 1, 2026 at 2:07 AM
MTV was responsible for so many pop culture icons. I was thinking that without MTV I would have just known Michael Jackson for the song that they played at the skate rink.
(Actually two because they had to have played "Rock With You" during couples skate)
(Actually two because they had to have played "Rock With You" during couples skate)
New Year's Eve! Let's stay up 'til midni.. zzzz
a cartoon character is sitting in a chair watching a tv
Alt: a cartoon character is sleeping in a chair watching a tv
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December 31, 2025 at 8:23 PM
New Year's Eve! Let's stay up 'til midni.. zzzz
December 31, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Good morning. Dumped over the dog food bin and got dog food all over the floor at 5:30 AM. Going to be another great day!
December 31, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Good morning. Dumped over the dog food bin and got dog food all over the floor at 5:30 AM. Going to be another great day!
This day has really sucked but Bijan Robinson likely won me the fantasy football championship game tonight, so props to you Mr. Robinson
a young boy wearing a hat that says respect is sitting in the stands .
ALT: a young boy wearing a hat that says respect is sitting in the stands .
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December 30, 2025 at 3:14 AM
This day has really sucked but Bijan Robinson likely won me the fantasy football championship game tonight, so props to you Mr. Robinson
Alright, someone help me get Mariah Carey back in the crypt.
December 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Alright, someone help me get Mariah Carey back in the crypt.
*standing at the sink. In a James Hetfield voice
🎶Washer of dish-es🎶
🎶Washer of dish-es🎶
December 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
*standing at the sink. In a James Hetfield voice
🎶Washer of dish-es🎶
🎶Washer of dish-es🎶
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Merry Christma-aaaaawwwn
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair in a room with other men .
Alt: Mr. Potter yawning
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December 23, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Merry Christma-aaaaawwwn
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Dear Santa,
This has been a rough year, but, other than a few (many) bad words, I think that I have been a very good boy.
I keep seeing these commercials where people get SUVs for Christmas...
This has been a rough year, but, other than a few (many) bad words, I think that I have been a very good boy.
I keep seeing these commercials where people get SUVs for Christmas...
December 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Dear Santa,
This has been a rough year, but, other than a few (many) bad words, I think that I have been a very good boy.
I keep seeing these commercials where people get SUVs for Christmas...
This has been a rough year, but, other than a few (many) bad words, I think that I have been a very good boy.
I keep seeing these commercials where people get SUVs for Christmas...
🎶You're looking for the one who did it / but like En Vogue no you're never gonna get it🎶
December 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
🎶You're looking for the one who did it / but like En Vogue no you're never gonna get it🎶
Tuesday drive home music
youtu.be/MXUYukCQ6w0?...
youtu.be/MXUYukCQ6w0?...
A Crow Left of the Murder (HQ Live)
YouTube video by Incubus
youtu.be
December 24, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Tuesday drive home music
youtu.be/MXUYukCQ6w0?...
youtu.be/MXUYukCQ6w0?...
I was thinking that I should add that I know how to properly redact documents to my resumé but I probably don't want to work for people that are looking for that particular skill
December 24, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I was thinking that I should add that I know how to properly redact documents to my resumé but I probably don't want to work for people that are looking for that particular skill
Merry Christma-aaaaawwwn
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair in a room with other men .
Alt: Mr. Potter yawning
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December 23, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Merry Christma-aaaaawwwn
Election debates should include a one-on-one basketball portion.
December 22, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Election debates should include a one-on-one basketball portion.
Dear Santa,
This has been a rough year, but, other than a few (many) bad words, I think that I have been a very good boy.
I keep seeing these commercials where people get SUVs for Christmas...
This has been a rough year, but, other than a few (many) bad words, I think that I have been a very good boy.
I keep seeing these commercials where people get SUVs for Christmas...
December 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Dear Santa,
This has been a rough year, but, other than a few (many) bad words, I think that I have been a very good boy.
I keep seeing these commercials where people get SUVs for Christmas...
This has been a rough year, but, other than a few (many) bad words, I think that I have been a very good boy.
I keep seeing these commercials where people get SUVs for Christmas...
Friday drive home music. youtu.be/jtZrRnRVpnU?...
Cream of Gold
YouTube video by Pavement - Topic
youtu.be
December 20, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Friday drive home music. youtu.be/jtZrRnRVpnU?...
The only movie I remember walking out of was Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull. But I asked myself several times during the last 30 mins of Lonlgegs if I should leave. And I HATED Star Trek Into Darkness but stuck it out
December 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
The only movie I remember walking out of was Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull. But I asked myself several times during the last 30 mins of Lonlgegs if I should leave. And I HATED Star Trek Into Darkness but stuck it out
As 2025 finally drags itself behind the woodshed it feels a lot like the end of Burn After Reading
a bald man in a suit and tie sits in a chair
Alt: Actor saying "What did we learn?"
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2025 at 1:11 AM
As 2025 finally drags itself behind the woodshed it feels a lot like the end of Burn After Reading
The TV I grew up watching led me to believe I'd be encountering a lot more anthropomorphic mice
jerry from tom and jerry is reading a book while wearing sunglasses
ALT: jerry from tom and jerry is reading a book while wearing sunglasses
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December 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The TV I grew up watching led me to believe I'd be encountering a lot more anthropomorphic mice