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🏳️⚧️ HRT 12/8/2022. Austinite, parent. I dig vintage GI Joes. She/Her/They
Chief, quick self-sealing stembolt question: would you recommend stembolt use to seal an organic gasket after a bowl of O’Brien’s famous chili? Or should I erect a level 10 force field?
November 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Chief, quick self-sealing stembolt question: would you recommend stembolt use to seal an organic gasket after a bowl of O’Brien’s famous chili? Or should I erect a level 10 force field?
Caucus V, sir.
October 29, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Caucus V, sir.
I didn’t request pork shoulder, Chief…
October 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I didn’t request pork shoulder, Chief…
Quick, Chief! We need ten very pale female personnel in knee high boots, stat!
October 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Quick, Chief! We need ten very pale female personnel in knee high boots, stat!
…Just make sure to have Julian stretch you out first..,
October 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
…Just make sure to have Julian stretch you out first..,
Bowling, Chief? At your shoulder’s age? Good thing Julian is there.
October 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Bowling, Chief? At your shoulder’s age? Good thing Julian is there.
Chief, I uh, just passed the coffee. Which end do you want it from?
October 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Chief, I uh, just passed the coffee. Which end do you want it from?
Well Chief, all I can say is that you are going to HATE the train program…
October 15, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Well Chief, all I can say is that you are going to HATE the train program…
Oh…Chief…I hope your tactical thong is vacuum sealed.
October 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Oh…Chief…I hope your tactical thong is vacuum sealed.
Whoa whoa whoa! Let’s think about this for a second…
October 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Whoa whoa whoa! Let’s think about this for a second…
This calls for EXTREME flavor measures, Chief!
October 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
This calls for EXTREME flavor measures, Chief!
BRB, Chief. I’m checking out this nacho cheese luge…
October 8, 2025 at 2:59 PM
BRB, Chief. I’m checking out this nacho cheese luge…
Aaaaaahhh!!! My frijoles!!!
October 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Aaaaaahhh!!! My frijoles!!!
Chief, we talked about this in HR. Just because you call it a leaf blower doesn’t mean you can paint an engine on it and wave it around the promenade while making blowing noises.
October 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Chief, we talked about this in HR. Just because you call it a leaf blower doesn’t mean you can paint an engine on it and wave it around the promenade while making blowing noises.
Judging by the facts in the 1973 case Kohler v Kohler, the answer is a simple yet resounding no.
October 1, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Judging by the facts in the 1973 case Kohler v Kohler, the answer is a simple yet resounding no.
Quick Voight-Kampff test to determine if you are a robot or not, Chief. Have you ever kissed the Blarney Stone and/or Dr Bashir?
September 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Quick Voight-Kampff test to determine if you are a robot or not, Chief. Have you ever kissed the Blarney Stone and/or Dr Bashir?
Bad time to go green and ask for the porcelain cup, eh Chief?
September 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Bad time to go green and ask for the porcelain cup, eh Chief?
Chapter one: In your end-o. Chief, is this what you were talking about?
September 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Chapter one: In your end-o. Chief, is this what you were talking about?
Are we not doing phrasing anymore, Chief?
September 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Are we not doing phrasing anymore, Chief?
The groin is the shoulder of the nards, sir.
September 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The groin is the shoulder of the nards, sir.
CODE RED, CHIEF! CODE RED ALL OVER THE FLOORS AND WALLS.
September 22, 2025 at 4:31 PM
CODE RED, CHIEF! CODE RED ALL OVER THE FLOORS AND WALLS.
Chief, I transmitted the coordinates to the nearest Bog cube. Not enough people doing the robot in here.
September 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Chief, I transmitted the coordinates to the nearest Bog cube. Not enough people doing the robot in here.