Greg
zenofcynicism.bsky.social
Greg
@zenofcynicism.bsky.social
Progressive dork from TN
I pass by these Orange Theory Fitness places, but my brain reads it as Orange Julius. Which is probably the opposite of what they intended.
February 8, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Every commercial that tries to convince you that their product is some kind of super manly masculine necessity, all seem to have this goofy “waah waah wa widdley wa wa” guitar riff, and I don’t understand why that’s supposed to evoke some kind of feeling of testosterone fueled gruffness.
December 28, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Reposted by Greg
Stoners, let me improve your weekend: Someone uploaded their personal VHS recording of SIX HOURS of MTV's 1994 Beavis & Butt-head Moron-athon on @archive.org with commercials, Liquid TV & misc MTV shows: archive.org/details/beav...

I just quickly scanned it & found this hilariously dorky DOOM 2 ad:
December 21, 2024 at 6:02 AM
December 18, 2024 at 7:35 AM
When the shit hits the fan, do you imagine it’s a ceiling fan or an oscillating one?
December 9, 2024 at 3:26 PM
You’d be surprised how many women on dating apps pose with dead deer and rant about pronouns and how men aren’t alpha males.
November 26, 2024 at 6:15 PM
No need to pretend we don’t jump from Halloween straight to Xmas nowadays.
music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
Xmas by Gregory Price on Apple Music
Playlist · 13 Songs
music.apple.com
November 23, 2024 at 5:13 AM
Dr Vinnie Boombatz was apparently unavailable for Trump's cabinet.
youtu.be/stUZ5Ehfo28?...
Andy Kaufman as Dr. Vinnie Boombatz (1983)
YouTube video by Rodney Dangerfield
youtu.be
November 21, 2024 at 8:58 AM
If I were me, I'd be crazy too.
November 16, 2024 at 8:20 AM