Olive Drab
@zeldakrup.bsky.social
Original Zelda Krup returns with chartreuse pallor and memory like a steel trap Still battling woo, junk science, MAGA fascists, fringe theories, and political pisseurs de copie. Achievement: Haven't missed a Kentucky Derby since I was 6YO.
That's a very specific kind of hallucinogenic grandiosity.
December 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
That's a very specific kind of hallucinogenic grandiosity.
Plus, it's quality oil. Needs less refining so worth a lot of $$$. Experienced thieves go for the good stuff.
December 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Plus, it's quality oil. Needs less refining so worth a lot of $$$. Experienced thieves go for the good stuff.
Maybe he needs the signs as navigation points but he's doing everything he can to make the White House look like one of his hotels.
December 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Maybe he needs the signs as navigation points but he's doing everything he can to make the White House look like one of his hotels.
Mirrors on the ceilings
Champagne on ice
What a nice surprise
Bring your alibis
Champagne on ice
What a nice surprise
Bring your alibis
December 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Mirrors on the ceilings
Champagne on ice
What a nice surprise
Bring your alibis
Champagne on ice
What a nice surprise
Bring your alibis
From the decade that brought us Hogan's Heroes, a sitcom with a laugh track about high jinks at a Nazi POW camp during WWII.
December 13, 2025 at 3:42 AM
From the decade that brought us Hogan's Heroes, a sitcom with a laugh track about high jinks at a Nazi POW camp during WWII.
That's the tragedy -- the first, early victims. Trump's running out of momentum.
December 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
That's the tragedy -- the first, early victims. Trump's running out of momentum.
Read another way: Trump's hands are constantly shaking.
December 12, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Read another way: Trump's hands are constantly shaking.
Wait 'til he starts doing his eyebrows.
December 12, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Wait 'til he starts doing his eyebrows.
When they tuck him in at night, his keeper reads him swash-buckling stories of the Barbary Pirates.
December 12, 2025 at 6:24 AM
When they tuck him in at night, his keeper reads him swash-buckling stories of the Barbary Pirates.
With the hand spackle, Trump's getting a head start on preserving himself for the MAGA version of Lenin's Tomb.
December 12, 2025 at 4:48 AM
With the hand spackle, Trump's getting a head start on preserving himself for the MAGA version of Lenin's Tomb.
Oh, gosh. I thought he was holding back "on principle."
December 11, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Oh, gosh. I thought he was holding back "on principle."
First I've heard of it. Huh.
December 11, 2025 at 9:00 AM
First I've heard of it. Huh.
Never underestimate how suggestible and gullible MAGA voters are.
December 10, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Never underestimate how suggestible and gullible MAGA voters are.
Or is RFK Jr his medical provider as well? God help us. He'd be the first to tell us Trump "caught" dementia from a tetanus vaccination.
December 10, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Or is RFK Jr his medical provider as well? God help us. He'd be the first to tell us Trump "caught" dementia from a tetanus vaccination.
He sounds like Eva Peron now. "I wear these gorgeous furs and fabulous jewels for you, my 'shirtless ones!'"
December 10, 2025 at 8:32 AM
He sounds like Eva Peron now. "I wear these gorgeous furs and fabulous jewels for you, my 'shirtless ones!'"