Callum Stewart
@zelatrix.bsky.social
Gamer, occasional programmer, platinum hunter
I love an octopus
February 1, 2026 at 12:38 PM
I love an octopus
The alternative being what? Leave the Commons totally unchecked?
February 1, 2026 at 1:42 AM
The alternative being what? Leave the Commons totally unchecked?
If I've learned one thing, it is that there is no such thing as left or right-wing. They're just labels. When it comes down to it, they're only out for themselves.
January 31, 2026 at 9:20 PM
If I've learned one thing, it is that there is no such thing as left or right-wing. They're just labels. When it comes down to it, they're only out for themselves.
Question: you think this will stop if nobody eats fish?
January 31, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Question: you think this will stop if nobody eats fish?
"The ceasefire, which has been breached multiple times..."
THEN IT'S NOT A CEASEFIRE, GENIUS
THEN IT'S NOT A CEASEFIRE, GENIUS
January 31, 2026 at 6:47 PM
"The ceasefire, which has been breached multiple times..."
THEN IT'S NOT A CEASEFIRE, GENIUS
THEN IT'S NOT A CEASEFIRE, GENIUS
Someone stop him making tariffs when he doesn't even understand how they work.
January 30, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Someone stop him making tariffs when he doesn't even understand how they work.
Yes, let's vote for a party specifically made up of washed-up Tories that even their own party saw as a liability.
January 29, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Yes, let's vote for a party specifically made up of washed-up Tories that even their own party saw as a liability.
That's because saying "we're gutless fecking cowards who have never fought a real war and would die if we tried" doesn't make them sound tough. I've met women with more balls than these losers.
January 29, 2026 at 8:27 PM
That's because saying "we're gutless fecking cowards who have never fought a real war and would die if we tried" doesn't make them sound tough. I've met women with more balls than these losers.
What about site-to-site VPNs for accessing company resources offsite? We'll see how quickly they backpedal when none of the people in Westminster can do any work. Not that they do anyway.
January 29, 2026 at 2:48 PM
What about site-to-site VPNs for accessing company resources offsite? We'll see how quickly they backpedal when none of the people in Westminster can do any work. Not that they do anyway.
They only defected from the Tories because if they didn't they'd be ejected by force. I mean FFS.
January 29, 2026 at 1:51 PM
They only defected from the Tories because if they didn't they'd be ejected by force. I mean FFS.
The only thing that will fix that is death by public firing squad.
January 29, 2026 at 1:37 PM
The only thing that will fix that is death by public firing squad.
Bit late for that.
January 29, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Bit late for that.
"Trashing your legacy" is such a Trump supporter thing to say. I mean, the bitch needs to go, but not because it's damaging the orange baby's "legacy".
January 28, 2026 at 4:11 PM
"Trashing your legacy" is such a Trump supporter thing to say. I mean, the bitch needs to go, but not because it's damaging the orange baby's "legacy".
Awww, shy snek fren
January 28, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Awww, shy snek fren
Why are they even there? It's not even being held in the US. This is what happens when you give the orange man-baby what he wants
January 28, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Why are they even there? It's not even being held in the US. This is what happens when you give the orange man-baby what he wants
"So, uh, we got these captive whales, and we gotta do something with 'em. What do we do, boss?"
January 27, 2026 at 5:29 PM
"So, uh, we got these captive whales, and we gotta do something with 'em. What do we do, boss?"
I love it when they throw around this phrase "un-American" as a sensible, functioning, humane society that doesn't resemble 1984 is something only they can do.
January 27, 2026 at 2:19 PM
I love it when they throw around this phrase "un-American" as a sensible, functioning, humane society that doesn't resemble 1984 is something only they can do.